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Another blockbuster scoop by World News Daily report!

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fda-approves-new-tranquilizing-darts-for-children/

Washington | The FDA announced this morning it gave its approval for the marketing release of their new anesthetic dart guns, specifically designed to calm children suffering from ADHD.
The new product is capable of putting a child to sleep in less than 4 seconds and reportedly has no serious long-term effects on the health of children.

These new tools specifically created to assist parents with children suffering from ADHD have a practical range of approximately 10 to 12 feet (3 to 4 meters) and their effect is meant to last for a period of 4 to 6 hours per injection. The manufacturer advises, however, not to use the gun more than 1 to 2 times daily on the same child in order to prevent the development of a physical addiction to the product.

“With the dramatic rise of ADHD cases, there was a very high demand for this kind of product,” explains Mr. William Murray, the company’s public relations manager.
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The micro darts reportedly have no serious long-term effects on the health of children

The organization Mothers against Drugs qualified these darts as a “very dangerous solution” and has filed an application for review of the decision in court.

“It is simply ridiculous and completely unacceptable to think that we will start shooting our children with guns and injecting them drugs ourselves,” says Martha Brown, the vice-president of the organization.

“You might as well use a taser gun while you’re at it” she told reporters during the press conference.
Despite the significant controversy surrounding the release of the product, the product should be available in drug stores around the country this summer.

I'd like to meet the "journalists" who write for this outfit. They really should be hired for TV comedies!

Ed

Darted children will no doubt grow up to be Democrats.

So I take it from your mirth you know that this is an erroneous story?

My dad always thought shock collars would have been a good idea for us boys......

Yup. Some really funny stuff those folks write. Just wish about half of it were true.

It's fun to surf through the "articles" and see how far their imaginations can take them.

Ed

My Mom was of the same opinion, particularly when my brother and I became able to out-run her.

Ed

The new date rape hunting rig.

Difference is your Mum understood that children need discipline, most nowadays either don't or simply refuse to apply such, hence the out of control diagnosing of unruly lads as ADHD...instead of giving them a good swift boot up the arse whenever they play up.

My Dad used to say; "Do that again and I'll put my boot so far up your ass you'll be tasting boot polish for a week!"

Damn, I miss him.

Ed

My grandfather invented that 50 years ago.
It was called 4 accross the eyes.