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Usually do a better job of planning ahead for this, but work has kept me super busy so I need some ideas. What you got? Keep in mind I have a house full of teenage girls.
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Go into settings and change the language on their cell phone from English, to something that's not english.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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Tell everybody your moving to Florida.
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Tell everybody your moving to Florida. LOL! That would be a good one. Maybe not entirely original, but you can put your own spin on things concerning the move.
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I worked at a shop quite a few years ago where one of the creative employees got permission from the boss to build a fake video camera and mount it near the ceiling and in an unobtrusive corner of the shop. The fake looked absolutely real when looking at it from the shop floor. It even had a tiny red light on it to make it appear "on" and a fake wire coming out of the back. The fake camera was partially hidden but obvious enough that it was noticed by people in a couple hours. The word spread among all the employees like wildfire that they were being videoed while working.
Keep in mind, this was before the days of cameras being everywhere...
By lunch that day, two people had went in and said they were quitting and couple more went home "sick" The boss was in on the prank otherwise this could have been a real uprising. One guy that worked night shift told me he was going in to the boss and confess to not working as hard as he could have when all the brass was gone at night. He feared he was going to get fired.
That prank had everyone wound up in a big way. So much so that nobody noticed the date; April 1....
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“If” any ever get close to the kitchen sink... a rubber band holding the sprayer handle open, handle facing toward the front! Of course you’ll probably get the wife! 🙀 memtb
Last edited by memtb; 03/30/18.
You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong." -Bob Hagel
“I’d like to be a good rifleman…..but, I prefer to be a good hunter”! memtb 2024
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April fools day is also Easter this year. Tell the little ones to go hunt eggs you haven't hidden yet.
Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Acetalen filled mylar balloon be in a carpeted room. People can't help but touch them.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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April fools day is also Easter this year. Tell the little ones to go hunt eggs you haven't hidden yet. This time of year the snow is melting and the dog doo mysteriously appears. Man it’s a lotta crap and a lotta shoveling So I just rattle can the turds diff colors and let the kids pick em up and put em in their baskets. Goes pretty fast but they complain about the taste of the chocolate eggs
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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April fools day is also Easter this year. Tell the little ones to go hunt eggs you haven't hidden yet. This time of year the snow is melting and the dog doo mysteriously appears. Man it’s a lotta crap and a lotta shoveling So I just rattle can the turds diff colors and let the kids pick em up and put em in their baskets. Goes pretty fast but they complain about the taste of the chocolate eggs I've done that with moose poop. Said they were ptarmigan eggs. Ed
"Not in an open forum, where truth has less value than opinions, where all opinions are equally welcome regardless of their origins, rationale, inanity, or truth, where opinions are neither of equal value nor decisive." Ken Howell
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Well if the snow is still on the ground where you live don't color the eggs. Leave them white and make it harder to find them.
BTW I was joking around with 2 of my grandkids, ages 5 and 10, about telling them to hunt eggs that had not been hidden yet and they took it very seriously. Got mad at me and said that they didn't think it would be funny at all.
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Most people don't really want the truth.
They just want constant reassurance that what they believe is the truth.
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Well I’m still married this morning so I musta been pullin yer leg a tad Have often told the kids I was gonna do it but I like being married
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Biggest April Fools joke I ever played was on myself. In 1988 I walked into a recruiters office with a terrible hangover and signed a piece of paper. They took me seriously. 30years later, I’m still in uniform. Cant complain, though it’s worked out OK.
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I am just wondering how 'flave is going to turn gators in to an April fools prank.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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My mother always played the same prank on my Dad, who was very habitual. Every morning, he would go to the kitchen for his cup of coffee, with two spoons of sugar. Every April 1st for years, Mom would have filled the sugar bowl with salt. Got him every time.
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Tell people that HE has risen.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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Gave my little brothers each one of those dog jerky treats when we were kids... Only way to tell the difference is to take a good bite...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Tell people that HE has risen. That would be the truth.
Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!!
They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.
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You got teenage girls? Find the right length screws and screw the toilet seat to the lid from the bottom.
They can still sit to do their bidness.
I could wish a lot of things on my worst enemy but neuropathy ain't one of them.
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