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thanks for pulling my leg, I feel relieved :D, but nice April fools on your part.
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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Get a flat cardboard box o' donuts.
Ya gotta buy the twists, or special donuts fore they give ya the flat box.
Take out the donuts, and put em in the same room, up high so they can't be seen, but can be smelled.
Replace em in the box with a carrot sticks and celery platter.
Close the lid and watch the fun.
Disclaimer: *****This may not be safe to do if there are individuals who are somewhat sensitive to what they might infer is some sort of suggestion.********
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Campfire Kahuna
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Go to Northern Dave's and grab a pillow...............
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Get a flat cardboard box o' donuts.
Ya gotta buy the twists, or special donuts fore they give ya the flat box.
Take out the donuts, and put em in the same room, up high so they can't be seen, but can be smelled.
Replace em in the box with a carrot sticks and celery platter.
Close the lid and watch the fun.
Disclaimer: *****This may not be safe to do if there are individuals who are somewhat sensitive to what they might infer is some sort of suggestion.******** Dangerous around Lard Asses, in other words! 
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Get a flat cardboard box o' donuts.
Ya gotta buy the twists, or special donuts fore they give ya the flat box.
Take out the donuts, and put em in the same room, up high so they can't be seen, but can be smelled.
Replace em in the box with a carrot sticks and celery platter.
Close the lid and watch the fun.
Disclaimer: *****This may not be safe to do if there are individuals who are somewhat sensitive to what they might infer is some sort of suggestion.******** Dangerous around Lard Asses, in other words! Well, yeah, if ya wanna write it so somebody can actually understand it. They should hire you to re-do all those lawyer disclaimers on TV. It'd be epic.
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Campfire Ranger
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Go to Northern Dave's and grab a pillow............... Someone owes me a new keyboard!
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Tracker
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I like to tell Mom I got Dad a bottle of Viagra as a present.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet
-General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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One of my daughters has an empty cell phone box she plans to put in her other sister Easter basket if she can find it first.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Go to Northern Dave's and grab a pillow............... Someone owes me a new keyboard! Talk to ND, it was his idea.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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