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I found something I really suck at today...Replacing old kitchen cabinet hinges with pneumatic ones...Wife is gonna love how the cabinet doors now hang funny. I am so dead! LOL, BTDT, about the only fuss Wifey have ever had was about her standing up on the commode lid kinda barking down at me jacking with damn wall paper, I got in from a 12 hr day and she already had a damn mile of that crap soaking in bath water.  I wadded that crap up, threw it back in the tub, went and found my checkbook and a Ft. Smith phone book, slapped them together as I handed both to her with these words, "THERE'S A MAN THAT DOES THIS CHIT FOR A LIVING IN THIS BOOK, CALL HIM!!!!!" And what's for supper!? 
Trump Won!
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This has been a great thread, I think as a group we could be awesome, as long as everyone was busy.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
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I've been told that I'm good at making custom knives and flint knapping. I was a good corporate manager once upon a time, good at fundraising and good with electronics, but those times have past. I'm not very good at saying no when I get asked to volunteer for something, but I'm getting better.
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When I was in high school, I used to hang around the local service station whenever I'd get the chance. One day an old scroungy looking guy pulled up and got some gas, and as he was driving off, the fellow that worked there said that that guy got more puzzy than anyone in the country. In my youthful ignorance, I said that it must be because he had a big schlong, or a lot of money. Nope, says the service station guy, it's because he knows how to keep his mouth shut. A lot of women will give you some, if you won't tell about it, he said.
So, I suspect there are those who won't brag about what they're good at. So how did anybody know he got so much trim? That was my first thought too. It’s like the liar’s paradox...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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This has been a great thread, I think as a group we could be awesome, as long as everyone was busy.
mike r LOL
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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I'm really good at thinking I'm really good at something, until I meet someone who does that something better than I thought I was better than everyone else at doing.
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Billy Currington says “I’m really good at drinking beer”
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I'm apparently pretty good at paying the government given how much they stole from me in 2017!!!
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Growing pinto bean seed and keeping a Hege ‘B’ model running.
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The list is quite long. Far longer than I can be bothered to type to completeness. One of them that will apply here is getting folks to self inflict knee jerk injuries and bruised egos as a result of reading words I typed out on their computer screens. Just watch.  3.......2...1
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DONT FEED THE FUGGING TROLL PPL.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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When I was in high school, I used to hang around the local service station whenever I'd get the chance. One day an old scroungy looking guy pulled up and got some gas, and as he was driving off, the fellow that worked there said that that guy got more puzzy than anyone in the country. In my youthful ignorance, I said that it must be because he had a big schlong, or a lot of money. Nope, says the service station guy, it's because he knows how to keep his mouth shut. A lot of women will give you some, if you won't tell about it, he said.
So, I suspect there are those who won't brag about what they're good at. So how did anybody know he got so much trim? That was my first thought too. It’s like the liar’s paradox... Guessing it would be the gals talking...
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Very talented people from all walks of life here on the Fire.
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Bugger all, otherwise I would control the world and everyone would be in trouble.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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When I was in high school, I used to hang around the local service station whenever I'd get the chance. One day an old scroungy looking guy pulled up and got some gas, and as he was driving off, the fellow that worked there said that that guy got more puzzy than anyone in the country. In my youthful ignorance, I said that it must be because he had a big schlong, or a lot of money. Nope, says the service station guy, it's because he knows how to keep his mouth shut. A lot of women will give you some, if you won't tell about it, he said.
So, I suspect there are those who won't brag about what they're good at. So how did anybody know he got so much trim? That was my first thought too. It’s like the liar’s paradox... yep, and most likely to each other.
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Being "Pops" lots of things change when you get to be a grandpa. Trivial crap just doesn't seem to matter anymore and the look of amazement he has on his face when we make a pancake..........
WooHooo
How can I tell you bye if you wont leave?
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I'm a chemist!
I turn Famous Grouse and Port Wine into piss!!
Even birds know not to land downwind!
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