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gophergunner, thanks, now i think you are right
Looks like lots of useless Bears in this forum, guided by judman
it is here just waste of time

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Originally Posted by T_Inman
My head hurts just trying to decipher that grammar.

i thought maybe it was Gus under a sock puppet!


just to start
- close considered = 30 m or less 30 METERS IS NOT CLOSE
- will not shoot from any gun (its slow bleeding will let it to mess me up before it colapse) HEAD OR SHOULDER SHOT
- will use Bear spray and when come back direct toward me will shoot before it close c.40-45 m, just beside head into shoulder HIT WITH BEAR SPRAY IT GENERALLY WONT COME BACK, IF IT IS DETERRED AT ALL
- will use Bear stick (long stick 1.5 m with big nail, 6") to fight it off DUMBER THAN WHATEVER!
- Bear spray is big, heavy, slow, do you carry it? YES I CARRY, BOTH SPRAY AND SIDE ARM . SPRAY IS LIGHTER THAN THE SIDE ARM.

and i have repelled boarders of the BB kind


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Originally Posted by myYukon
gophergunner, thanks, now i think you are right
Looks like lots of useless Bears in this forum, guided by judman
it is here just waste of time


You’ve no faith in my big time wrestling skeelz? They work, as does the 1 gauge tri barrel..... top it!!!


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Yaaaay kawi is back!

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Crane technique, done correctly no can defend......


Ping pong balls for the win.
Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

Ain’t easy havin pals.
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Originally Posted by myYukon
gophergunner, thanks, now i think you are right
Looks like lots of useless Bears in this forum, guided by judman
it is here just waste of time


Yuk, you didn’t even let JMan explain his “Anal Taint Lock” will totally fuuck a bear up...🤣😂😎


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Originally Posted by T_Inman
My head hurts just trying to decipher that grammar.

Grammer? You found some grammer?

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Originally Posted by myYukon
if you close encounter mad big Black Bear what you will do?

just to start
- close considered = 30 m or less
- will not shoot from any gun (its slow bleeding will let it to mess me up before it colapse)
- will use Bear spray and when come back direct toward me will shoot before it close c.40-45 m, just beside head into shoulder
- will use Bear stick (long stick 1.5 m with big nail, 6") to fight it off
- Bear spray is big, heavy, slow, do you carry it?


Hit 'eem with your purse.


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by myYukon
gophergunner, thanks, now i think you are right
Looks like lots of useless Bears in this forum, guided by judman
it is here just waste of time


Yuk, you didn’t even let JMan explain his “Anal Taint Lock” will totally fuuck a bear up...🤣😂😎

Oh god damn that’s funny!! Haha


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Originally Posted by myYukon
gophergunner, thanks, now i think you are right
Looks like lots of useless Bears in this forum, guided by judman
it is here just waste of time



Yer fussin' at us, after such a silly question? Damn, that's rich.


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Myyoukon, it really depends on the circumstances. If he comes at me on his hind legs and doesn’t stop, I’ll go for a head and arm!! If he comes on his hind legs and slows before contact, I’ll either shoot a double leg, or perhaps a high C, maybe even a fireman’s carry.

Now, if he comes on all 4’s, go straight guillionteen!!! Sink that sumbitch in til he taps!!!


Ping pong balls for the win.
Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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This is the last bear I choked out, word gets out fast, no one has wanted a shot at the title since....
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Ping pong balls for the win.
Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

Ain’t easy havin pals.
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Unlike Jud, I'm not a wrestler. Here's the way I do it......



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Originally Posted by MikeL2
Originally Posted by T_Inman
My head hurts just trying to decipher that grammar.

Grammer? You found some grammer?



Grammar first. Spelling is next...


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Originally Posted by myYukon

it is here just waste of time



You are hereby freed to leave at any time...


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Such a question posed by this Yukon man (of obvious deep experience) is vital to every sportsman, so we should go easy with the comments. After all, you may be the one who encounters a grizzly with a can opener in your hand. The kind of can opener we chose suddenly becomes important.

In a tale previously posted, with one bear among those encountered closer than 30 yards I whacked him in the chest with a bag of garbage as he reared up on his hind legs. Very effective. He ran.


Oops. My bad, very bad. For curiosity I looked up several previous posts by MyYukon. I truly apologize for making any reply to one of his posts.





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Originally Posted by JGRaider
Unlike Jud, I'm not a wrestler. Here's the way I do it......





Haha good stuff Johnny!! That’ll work as well!!! Grin


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Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
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Practice on sheep helps, this is a head lock, getting ready to transition into a choke slam!!!
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Once you've wrestled everything else in life is easy. Dan Gable
I keep my circle small, I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

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There is fear in that goats eyes....hope you at least bought him dinner afterwards?



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