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Good Lord Almighty!
What the hell? I'm 62 years old and have never had a loose one!
A dry one? Well, that's easily fixed.
Fer crying out loud!
Bee nests???
All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void. � Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. (2 Cranch) 137 (1803)
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Sometimes, the air you 'let in'matters less than the air you 'let out'.
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I think we have Northman and Paddler as proof that douching with Lysol is a bad idea and 4th trimester abortions might be a good idea.
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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There was a story on the news a while back about a Negro gal who was using Johnson's Baby Powder as a douche, and for some reason, it killed her. Her parents made a big stink about it, no pun intended, and got a big settlement out of it.
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The woman does 200 legal exercise movements a day. Pretty damn strong and conditioned....
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“Here’s a pro-tip, if something burns when you apply it to the vagina it is generally bad for the vagina.” This is why I had to quit using condoms in my youth. That and the gals all hated the smell of burning rubber! 
"An open message for all Democrats; "Look you are nothing and your work is worthless. Anyone who chooses you is detestable."
Isaiah 41:24 (HCSB)
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A gynecologist named "Gunter"? I laughed.
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Well there are a COUPLE alternatives........
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What's needed is a wanker big enough to fill that thing up......
What fresh Hell is this?
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What's needed is a wanker big enough to fill that thing up......
Yep. And... word gets around too. Don't think it doesn't. Women talk.
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Gals just have to leart how to "Squeeze".
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The more you use it,the tighter it gets.............
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As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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Make her laugh, cough, or sneeze,
that tightens em up.
I once offered my wife $100 if she would sneeze again,
she laughed. Good enough, she got $100.
Of course, she would have got it anyway.
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The more you use it,the tighter it gets............. Stormy Daniels tell you that tidbit?  Marketing...
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Lay off of it more than three days and it returns to original size............
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
As Bob Hagel would say"You should not use a rifle that will kill an animal when everything goes right; you should use one that will do the job when everything goes wrong."Good words of wisdom...............
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OK when I have time I gotta go back and read this
Hank
Thank You Lord for another day,Help my Brother along the way
When you mature,you realize hospitals and schools are businesses,and the Beatles were geniuses
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Lay off of it more than three days and it returns to original size............ Maybe that's my wife's plan of late. Hasn't worked, and I darn shore am not going to tell her we need to let it rest longer.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Was inna bar in Northern , WI.....Mary J. had a few and was telling us how a gal would get her"cherry" back if she did not use it for 5 years. Carl the bar owner said " Mary , you had your "Cherry" pushed back so many times you could use it for a tail light!"
We still laff at that one.
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The more you use it,the tighter it gets............. That's the KY drying up...
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If you can stick both hands in and can't clap it is still tight.
Its all right to be white!!
Stupidity left unattended will run rampant
Don't argue with stupid people, They will drag you down to their level and then win by experience
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