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A big ol bowl of Acme immortality pills and a second opinion. Fixed it. Thank you.
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Sheep ribs over an open fire.
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Campfire Kahuna
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If it was a guarantee, I have some other things that need to be cleared up instead. I can die hungry, fine with me.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Inch thick venison back straps marinated for an hour in low salt soy sauce, cook thick cut bacon and onion in a cast iron pan then pan sear the venison in the drippings along with some morels fried in same. Serve with garlic/onion/bacon mashed potatoes and some steamed sweet peas on the side and a couple Smithwicks. I’d die a happy man.
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Some bearded clams for an appetizer, and a furburger.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Moms chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and gravy, pinto beans with a fresh sliced purple onion with Wifeys cornbread and a big old hot apple crisp cobbler, an Opus X smoke with 5 fingers of 12 year Glenmorangie, then I'd hit my knees asking the Big Man for forgiveness and admittance.
Trump Won!
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I'd fast -- last chance before meeting face-to-face with the One who long ago thought up everything good, including the tongue to taste it with and praise Him afterward. How wonderful eating will be when there's no downside to it, eg. gluttony, drunkenness, etc. (You asked...)
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Cream of crab soup, followed by a couple of backfin crabcakes and a nice rare tenderloin with a salad and lots of crusty white bread and butter.
What fresh Hell is this?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Some people eat a glocksicle.
Me...some frinch ferride pertaytors with sar creem and catsup
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liver , wine and some beans
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Campfire Outfitter
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A large helping of my Mom’s pot roast.
A large helping of Hendrix BBQ, with BBQ slaw.
1/2 gallon of Deluxe Black Cherry Ice Cream, which I would actually eat first.
I’d wash it down with a Cheerwine or Sundrop.
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In reality, eating would be the furthest thing from my mind, given the scenario.
But if it was hypothetical, I'd want some really good fried bacon, a night with my wife, and the next day with my kids.
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Buddy at work today talking about his nut allergy. "If I knew I was about to die, I would eat a a pound of cashews".
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My doctor don’t tell me schidt!!! Because I don’t go see the sumbitch. Tomorrow wouldnt be any different than any other day. The only thing a doctor is gonna possibly be doing is telling the old lady and the kids what did me in. (Like that’s gonna be rocket science, besides kids already got it figgered out).
Along with a happy,,,,,,
That will be $50, ma’am! Thank you!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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good bourbon and a cigar.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Cast iron skillet fried venison backstrap, from the same skillet make gravy for mashed potato's, green beans, garden salad w/ranch dressing, jalapeno cornbread w/butter, iced tea, blackberry cobbler for dessert.
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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THICK ribeye swimming in onion/shroon gravy, grilled asparagus.smashed garlic taters
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A couple of lobsters, a filet mignon with sauteed mushroom, morels would be good, a baked potato with butter and sour cream, and German-style red cabbage.
A little Harvey's sherry and double chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream for desert.
Maybe a little, or maybe a lot, Jack Daniels.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Half dozen Oysters 2 Portabella mushrooms stuffed with blue crab 1/2 lb yellowtail sashimi One rib roast rare 1/2 lb garlic 'chunky' mash'd 'tatoes 1/2 lb fried okra and zucchini mixed 2 bottles Bordeaux or one bottle of decent single malt And a blow job for dessert. I think I could settle for a peach cobbler for dessert, instead.
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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