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Last evening at our service club meeting, the following was related:
Two men in the barber shop were talking while awaiting their turn in the barber's chair.
One who was reading a nature magazine said, " This magazine article says that a majority of lions have sex as often as 15-20 times in each 24 hours."
The other man said, "WOW!! And to think that I just joined the Rotary. I should have joined the Lions Club".
yours, tex
"VICTORY OR DEATH"
William Barrett Travis, Lt.Col., comdt.
Fortress of The Alamo, Bejar
F'by 24, 1836
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Ya.... but they can only do it 68 times. When they get to "69" they eat it. 
James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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