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“This morning a female inmate came to us from Emmanuel County State Pen,” the sheriff’s office said. “Per policy we searched her and pulled this out of her, uhhhh birth canal.”
Seven pairs of tweezers and bobby pins were also discovered, the office added. ![[Linked Image]](http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnews.com/content/fox-news/us/2018/06/07/dozens-pencils-7-tweezers-found-inside-inmates-birth-canal-georgia-sheriffs-office/_jcr_content/par/featured_image/media-0.img.jpg/931/524/1528416715869.jpg) And if I'm not mistaken I see a plastic spoon in the pile too. “Bobbie [sic] pins and tweezers can be improvised into tools to open handcuffs,” it explained. “Pens and pencils and markers??? Cause she could I guess.” -- Or maybe it helped cut down on that embarrassing echo. Dozens of pencils, 7 tweezers found inside inmate's 'birth canal': Georgia sheriff's office
By Zoe Szathmary | Fox News
Pencils, tweezers and hair pins were discovered inside a female inmate this week, according to a Georgia sheriff’s office.
The writing utensils were captured in a snap the Oconee County Sheriff’s Office put on Facebook Thursday.
“This morning a female inmate came to us from Emmanuel County State Pen,” the sheriff’s office said. “Per policy we searched her and pulled this out of her, uhhhh birth canal.”
Seven pairs of tweezers and bobby pins were also discovered, the office added.
In the comments section, the sheriff’s office explained how the objects may be used.
“Bobbie [sic] pins and tweezers can be improvised into tools to open handcuffs,” it explained. “Pens and pencils and markers??? Cause she could I guess.”
It also took time to respond to multiple commenters.
One person said in part, “I’ve worked around jails and prisons. I’ve never heard of a black market for pencils.” The sheriff’s office chimed in, “They are used for tattoos as well......mix the lead with spit or water, and you can knock out a prison tat.”
Another Facebook user called the post “about as inappropriate a post by a public servant as I've seen.”
“Can't please everyone,” the sheriff’s office said.
A different user asked about pencils being forbidden. The person said, “Are pencils contraband?”
“Yes, jail issue pens only...the aren't good for stabbing [sic],” the sheriff’s office answered.
A separate commenter asked about the cavity search that was performed. “Is that usually a place you search?!?!” the person said.
“Every time!!!” the sheriff’s office exclaimed.
From FOX News
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A pencil properly employed is a deadly weapon.
I am..........disturbed.
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Especially if she left them in there
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Pictures of the inmate? I could only imagine....................
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A pencil properly employed is a deadly weapon. In her case it would qualify as a biological weapon. One can only imagine the germs a wood pencil would soak up in that pathogen riddled incubator she was storing it in.
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A pencil properly employed is a deadly weapon. In her case it would qualify as a biological weapon. One can only imagine the germs a wood pencil would soak up in that pathogen riddled incubator she was storing it in. Oh I dunno, guys stick body parts into pathogen-riddled incubators pretty much at every opportunity, most of us are still alive.
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A pencil properly employed is a deadly weapon. In her case it would qualify as a biological weapon. One can only imagine the germs a wood pencil would soak up in that pathogen riddled incubator she was storing it in. Oh I dunno, guys stick body parts into pathogen-riddled incubators pretty much at every opportunity, most of us are still alive. I think we are discussing a special case here. Not all receptacles qualify for the above description.
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Well I will say that she is committed.
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Geesh, it ain't the receptacle, It's the tool that matters.
I am..........disturbed.
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I guess she didn't have pockets in her pants?
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I guess she didn't have pockets in her pants? No pants either! Maybe she was trying to avoid the fall back-to-school rush.
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i think your all missing the obvious answer.
maybe she just likes it.
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Maybe she is part kangaroo!
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Bwahahaha
Maybe renegade50 will come on and tell his story about when he used to be a deputy sheriff. They had a female inmate that shove golf pencils and rolled up lunch meat into her t wat just so she'd get an infection. And it was all because she wanted to be hospitalized so she could get ICE CREAM at the hospital.
WTF
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Pictures of the inmate? I could only imagine.................... Something tells me you might not want to see it, better stick with just imagining. 
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I know someone who worked in an emergency room. One night this guy came in with a cell phone stuck in his ass. It was set on vibrate, and he'd scream each time it was called. Since he wasn't able to answer it, his mother was calling it over and over. I don't know how the people working there kept a straight face.
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Oh, come on guys. She's probably a budding writer and needs a lot of pencils to finish her novel.
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Bwahahaha
Maybe renegade50 will come on and tell his story about when he used to be a deputy sheriff. They had a female inmate that shove golf pencils and rolled up lunch meat into her t wat just so she'd get an infection. And it was all because she wanted to be hospitalized so she could get ICE CREAM at the hospital.
WTF Hummm ... maybe dark chocolate ice cream?
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Use your flashlight to find my car keys, and we'll drive out of here............baa dum bum.....
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Sticky pencils.... Yuck.....
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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