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Campfire Tracker
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Set up a tape recorder and tell her that I'll pull her up after a full and super detailed confession of all the crimes she's been involved in since the 60s. Names, dates, places, hidden accounts, hit lists and so on.
(But the info has to check out first.............and that can take 3-4 months, so I'd be spoon feeding her in that time one bight of habanero paste at a time, and I'd have to save my own urine so she could have something to drink . )
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Joined: Oct 2011
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: Oct 2011
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Cut one finger at a time and say, Tyrone Woods for the first one, Brian Terry for the second one, Glen Doherty for the third one, ect, ect.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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shut the window and say just a dirty pigeon on the edge it should go away soon.
LIFE NRA , we vote Red up here, Norseman
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Posts: 148
Campfire Member
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Campfire Member
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Hold a dollar bill just out of her reach and watch her grab for it
Last edited by catfish391; 07/24/18.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Offer to save her if she'd make beautiful love to me . . . . ![[Linked Image]](http://tappotuo.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/vomit-boy01-vomit-puke-sick-smiley-emoticon-000652-large.gif) His seeing eye dog like her....
An unemployed Jester, is nobody's Fool.
the only real difference between a good tracker and a bad tracker, is observation. all the same data is present for both. The rest, is understanding what you're seeing.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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I would show her the warm, kind acceptance that she has shown me.
Gee, you old crack, I think everything you believe and hold dear to you just won't allow me to help. Sorry.
At this point, what difference does it make?
You only think you are alone.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
Joined: Oct 2005
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Has anybody said "Piss on her forehead" yet?
Make them piss noises you make when you've needed to go for 30 minutes but couldn't find a place to do it.
"HOOOOOoooooooooo,...... damn,.....*whew*"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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I'd stand there and stare in her eyes, while she desperately waits and prays for help.........
Just towards the end,
I'd ask her if she thinks is this how Ambassador Stevens also felt while waiting for help that never arrived?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I just might stand here and ask her why she ran such a dumb campaign and missed the issues. I wonder how long she can hold on?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2004
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Mebbe tell her to push the button on her Life Alert? On the way?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Joined: May 2004
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2004
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Laugh I would and open dialog about irony writ large. Tell her help is on the way and they'll be waiting for her. At the bottom.
Maybe make a video. Would probably go viral? Tell her help is on the way on the same time frame as the help she sent to Benghazi... Some wise men said years ago, "We hold these things self evident."  General Irony First/ Last Cavalry Regiment
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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