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He's just living up to his name.

I'll trade you hunting buddies. I gave two with same name, believe or not, their names are Richard Noggin.

Why is it the people that act the most badass on here,tell the most stories about people walking all over them in real
Life?

Who are the people who act most badass?

OK genius, lets hear how people stealing my stands, threatening to shoot my dog and trying to run me off family land is my fault ? Keep in mind I didn't know any of these azzholes from Adam beforehand. Didn't know the bowhunter was there till he started yelling from his stand to "get that damn dog out of here or I'll shoot it, I'm trying to deer hunt here".. Come on you smarmy azzhole, tell me. I gotta hear this. My wife just started deer hunting two years ago. Being inexperienced, I've put up blinds for her pre season on the neighbors land across the road two years running and both years they were gone when she went to sit them on opening day. We have permission to hunt there and we're the only ones who do. I suppose those missing blinds are my fault too huh, genius ? 3 or four years ago I went hunting with my best friend and hunting partner on HIS LAND. We were walking in on a tractor road when a guy on a four wheeler comes racing up to us. He says he's a personal friend of the owner and we're going to have to leave because he doesn't want anybody but him hunting it. My buddy just smiled and said "that's funny, I'm the owner and I don't remember telling you that, in fact I don't know you at all and I think you'd better leave ". My fault again right there Mr. Genius ? What a fuggin dumbazz you are.

i've hunted with a few dickheads. rarely more than once. i hunted one time with some guy that was the dad of one of my kids friends. he talked a good game about hunting and he had a "special" spot to share. i was totally unfamiliar with the area and we drove probably an hour or more to get to it. before daylight we drove in and it was all prime woods. gorgeous property. nobody else on it. deer everywhere right off the bat. and then i walked down onto a gravel trail and ran into some mountain bikers who gave me a ration of schit. turned out i was on a nature preserve. i about schit. just about then this knucklehead gut shot a doe and it came running up by me and when i peeked over the edge of the hill i could see a swing set and playground. turned out it was a school zone. i was so fuggen mad i wanted to kill this son of a bitch. he never said anything about any of this. worst part was we were in my truck. i was mad, embarrassed and scared for what could have happened all at the same time. thank god we got out of there without trouble. i left the doe run off and was sick over it for a long time afterwards. i learned a valuable lesson that day and one i have passed on to my kids. never hunt somewhere you don't know well and never hunt with someone you don't know real well and whom you've seen handle guns. fugg just thinking about it now makes me mad still and that was probably 15 years ago.

I don't know ya.

Maybe you got reason to be,...a lot of us do,....but you should try not being pissed off all the time.

It's un-relaxing.

I would bring your brand

I think most here do most of their hunting in a nice little protected bubble. You know, they hunt posted, private land that nobody they don't know or aren't related to hunts besides them. Get out on heavily hunted land with lots of strangers and trespassers and the unpleasant encounters go up.

For Int'l Assassins?


Quoting Sir Chuck has got to be a Top 5...

That post was meant for that big puzzy Mike74. I admire how laid back you are Bristoe. Envy it even. Maybe someday when I retire I'll be able to emulate it just a little.

I hunt a lot of public land.............when I’m not hunting with ‘family’ doing drives I tend to get back far enough that I’m alone. Getting “back” pretty much eliminates azzwholes. IME, they’re lazy.

You're about the most provincial poster on the 'Fire. Funny that.

I did the "get away from the crowds" thing on big tracts of state land for alot of years. Now with bad knees and other health issues I've been staying right close to home the last few years. Got a couple surgeries scheduled before the end of the year that will hopefully restore my abilty to range out.

I bet.

Plus you hunted and killed the most wanted men in the world for a living. So you're like super interesting.

I'm thinking hunting doesn't need to be part of the equation to drop you into the "dick head" category. You're the greatest pistol smith nobody has ever heard of and you can't even find your way out of that POS state you call home.

OMG, says the Floridian. Hows them iguana's taste there scooter ? I've got plenty of hunting right here close to home and lizards ain't part of it. Lots of good pistol smiths out there you never heard of working for outfits like Colt, Wilson, Les Baer etc... If you weren't such a clueless dumbazz you'da figured that out by now.

Hahahaaa!!!

No I hunt only public land in PA with the pumpkin patch and I don't have any of the problems you do. Mostly because I don't have your pizz poor attitude.

Keep paying those New York State taxes Capt. Pistol smith.