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One day a man asked a woman to marry him, and she said no.
And the man lived happily ever after. fishing and hunting, drinking beer and whisky, eating bacon, banging big titted broads and snorting coke off strippers asses any time he wanted. And he got to buy all the guns and motorcycles he wanted, and he never heard bitching or paid alimony or child support.

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This is funny. I felt like this after getting married way too young and being in a toxic relationship. Now i get to do a few of the above mentioned items and enjoy my life quite a bit.

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