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have not since I joined fire, she didn't like all the ruckus middle of the night.
We go to bed together, first time I wake up, I move to the spare.
Plus I snore, kick and thrash, cuss in my sleep, and wake up about every hour anyway. Why would I want to torture her.
Sleeping together or not in the same bed has nothing to do with the forever love we have for and with each other.
We can keep Larry Root and all his idiotic blabber and user names on here, but we can't get Ralph back..... Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My ex and I slept on the floor, 20+ years, always together..
Yes I know.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Savant
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Wifey is Sandra Otterson. I will see about the Howard Leight ear plugs. Her snoring doesn’t bother me if I don’t have to get up early for work.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Wifey is Sandra Otterson. I will see about the Howard Leight ear plugs. Her snoring doesn’t bother me if I don’t have to get up early for work. I'll second (or third) the sleep apnea angle, that much labor just to breath ain't healthy.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Ranger
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Of course we do.
Ear plugs shut it out
"I never thought I'd live to see the day that a U.S. president would raise an army to invade his own country."
Robert E. Lee
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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I sleep with Clark's wife.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Tracker
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Wifey is Sandra Otterson. I will see about the Howard Leight ear plugs. Her snoring doesn’t bother me if I don’t have to get up early for work. I'll second (or third) the sleep apnea angle, that much labor just to breath ain't healthy. I’m 6’1”, 225, 41 years old when I finally took my stubborn self in for a test...43 now. I used to wake up every morning in a pool of sweat.
She never made it past the bedroom door, what was she aiming for...?
She's gone shootin..
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Campfire Oracle
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We do. But we've got a king sized bed so both of us have plenty of space to ourselves.
My wife occasionally wakes me up by snoring. It's not all the time,...just when her sinuses are acting up. I've learned that I can cause her to stop by slapping my arm on the bed between us and it won't even wake her up. She just stops snoring.
She was snoring a while ago and I intended to swat my arm against the bed to make her stop, but she had moved over close to me. So I raised my arm and swatted her right in the belly.
She stopped snoring,...but she was pissed.
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Campfire Ranger
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I finally went in after waking up gasping for air and tried every position possible to get it in me. "Severe sleep apnea" was the diagnosis.
That machine is well worth it.
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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“Bitch fart too much”
Said by Mayor Marion Barry of Washington DC about his wife’s sleeping habits.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Campfire Savant
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New Member
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For 39 years, no need to change now.
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Campfire Kahuna
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You're in big trouble mister!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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What a bunch of old married farts we have on this forum.
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Campfire Ranger
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It’s funny all the women snore and fart. It’s the opposite at my house..
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Why has the 'fire turned into Facebook with these stupid threads?
That's what Facebook is for to see if anyone [bleep] their pants....
Do you like mustard? Do you have streaks in your panties? Do you fart more at night or in the morning? Jesus H.....
- Greg
Success is found at the intersection of planning, hard work, and stubbornness.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I've about run out of ideas for new threads.
Same old pickup, horse, dog, chainsaw, beer, tractor, what da fuuck ever else topics.
And FWIW, sleep on the couch once or twice a week. Or get up from the bed and sleep on the couch.
Or should I say sofa....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Why has the 'fire turned into Facebook with these stupid threads, generally by the same person?
That's what Facebook is for to see if anyone [bleep] their pants.... I don’t know who your friends are on FB, but I haven’t seen a good shït my pants post in months...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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Wifey snores really bad. I sometimes get up, go in the other bedroom. Her snoring only bothers me when I have to get up for work the next day. Weekends, I don’t give a cshit. Do you and your wife sleep in the same bedroom? No, haven't for probably 10 years. She has terrible insomnia and I snore, plus she likes the room warm, I have to have it as cold as possible.
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Campfire Ranger
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Why has the 'fire turned into Facebook with these stupid threads, generally by the same person?
That's what Facebook is for to see if anyone [bleep] their pants.... I don’t know who your friends are on FB, but I haven’t seen a good shït my pants post in months... I don't do Facebook. Stupidest crap I've ever seen. Partially the reason people suck at life these days and leave their house once a month....
- Greg
Success is found at the intersection of planning, hard work, and stubbornness.
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