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Here's how we keep drunk drivers from killing sober drivers:
Just prohibit sober drivers from driving!
I mean, that's how gun control works, right?
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
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When in the Course of human events......
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That's good...and very true.
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Logic and reason are meaningless to the anti-guns crowd.
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Nicely done. Lib “logic” on full display
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Here's how we keep drunk drivers from killing sober drivers:
Just prohibit sober drivers from driving!
I mean, that's how gun control works, right?
I am trying to figure out rewording that to be shorter and get it put on the tailgate of my hunting Toyota.
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I am trying to figure out rewording that to be shorter and get it put on the tailgate of my hunting Toyota.
Justprohibitsoberdriversfromdriving!
Imean,that'showguncontrolworks,right?
I hope that helps.
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Ever body a comedian! 
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Duh, like my tailgate is 1" tall and 4" wide!
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Right on! Passed it on to some libs!
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Duh, like my tailgate is 1" tall and 4" wide! Buy a bigger truck?
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To prevent DUI deaths, get sober drivers off the road.
Similar to gun control.
To the original author: I like your thought train.
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Friends dont let friends own guns.
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"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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I am trying to figure out rewording that to be shorter and get it put on the tailgate of my hunting Toyota. Suggestion: divide it into two parallel statements, one about DWI and one about guns. Then put both of them on your tailgate next to each other.
"But whether the Constitution really be one thing, or another, this much is certain--that it has either authorized such a government as we have had, or has been powerless to prevent it. In either case, it is unfit to exist." --Lysander Spooner, 1867
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I am trying to figure out rewording that to be shorter and get it put on the tailgate of my hunting Toyota. Suggestion: divide it into two parallel statements, one about DWI and one about guns. Then put both of them on your tailgate next to each other. Good idea. Header across the top "Logic of the Left"
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What they want is to restrict car ownership not just use. Call me a dickweed if you want but it's a fail.
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If gun control works, ban sober drivers.
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