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One winter morning while listening to the radio, Bob and his wife hear the announcer say, “We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.” Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again.
The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…” then the electric power goes out. Bob’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice like all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Bob says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time?
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHT...DIE IF WE MUST...BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER...IN GOD WE TRUST!
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Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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This one really killed me. roflmao!
"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution." Thomas Jefferson
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I married a real blonde, she hates blonde jokes, but she laughed at that one!!!!
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My Darla's favorite BLOND joke: Blonds tell Ocasio-Cortez jokes.
The only person who is LESS intelligent that AOC is anyone who voted for that DUNCE.
yours, Darla/tex
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My blonde wife was valedictorian at a big high school, holds a doctorate degree, and yet it still very much a blonde some days. It's a rather lovable combination.
So I always enjoy blonde jokes.....
Now with even more aplomb
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Yep. Mrs is 150% natural blonde and one of the most intelligent people I know. But, sometimes............ !!!! WHEW !!!! I always remind her that the canned, compressed air can for blowing out the puter keyboard is REALLY a blonde refill kit.
Wollen nicht krank dein feind. Planen es.
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What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet ? Last years winner at hide and seek !!!!!
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What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet ? Last years winner at hide and seek !!!!! That’s good!
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
Some people are educated beyond their intelligence.
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How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door. I remember them days
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