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Black puzzy is a good place to start.
Work your way up from there...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Campfire Tracker
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I had a neighbor who let the cats go he caught around the house. He told his wife he took them a few miles down the road and let them all go. He failed to tell her he let the cats go at the top of the Dames Point bridge to fall to the spoil island below. It’s a long fall with a sudden stop...
‘TO LEARN WHO RULES OVER YOU, SIMPLY FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CRITICIZE’
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You are the carbon they want to eliminate !
I’m Uber Deplorable Ultra MAGA !
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"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them." -Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Keep feeding them and they will be back.
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Keep feeding them and they will be back. Thanks, Einstein.
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Campfire Ranger
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When you’re really feeling perky, try letting one out of a leg hold trap. That will peg your “Macho Meter”
Did that 20 years ago. Threw a Carhartt canvas coat over it tackled it fought the leg out of the coat, released it threw cat/coat all balled up as far from me as possible. Felt like I was boxing a kangaroo
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When I was in high school I did a lot of trapping and use to catch wild cats I never killed one and I never had trouble letting them out. Now if you want to check your macho meter try to let a dog out you will not have a good outcome without a heavy blanket you will get chewed to peices. Widow
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When I was in high school I did a lot of trapping and use to catch wild cats I never killed one and I never had trouble letting them out. Now if you want to check your macho meter try to let a dog out you will not have a good outcome without a heavy blanket you will get chewed to peices. Widow Completely dependant on the dog. I've let several go without using a blanket or jacket or anything else to cover or hold it down. Some are very calm in the trap and will just let you come up, pet them a little and take the trap off. I had one that I fed some sardines to distract it while taking the trap off that never even flinched and then followed me all the way back to my truck after I released it. It limped a little but no broken bones that I could tell and I'm sure it was fine in a day or two.
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Once hosed down in the trap they tend to not return
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Once hosed down in the trap they tend to not return I didnt think of that. Good idea man!!!! Might work on projectile pooping dog if I can get him. Maybe dump some paint on him somewhere down along the tree line away from my house and let him go and track that schit in their house. That's the plan!!! Thanks for the quick brainstorming idea. I got black (he is white) white, green Buncha spray paint colors too... Oh boy.... Hahahahahaha!!!!
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But it's the wrong mother fugger. Gawd dammit......... I didnt want to do the soprano. 380 pillow snuff shot in the garage on it. Khan/ wife due home from work in awhile. Fugging thing acting like the cat from pet cemetary. Tear the schit outta my arms probably. Fugging dumped it out, let go. Fugger doing about mach 6 Heading towards the apartments along 41 about 200 yards away. Fugg....... The big guys got a ❤️ I’m feel’n real sorry for the right sumnabitch cat that gets caught. 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Seems like you missed a chance to make a new friend All it takes is a little bit of trust.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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last time i checked things are getting tough around here dealing with cats, feral type.
the local animal control just won't automatically take them anymore.
if it shows aggression, you know scratch your eyes out, ok.
otherwise, one needs to find a home for them.
cats have rights too. and don't forget it.
there's rescue agencies. nonprofits.
i don't do rescue. no need.
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire 'Bwana
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But it's the wrong mother fugger. Gawd dammit......... I didnt want to do the soprano. 380 pillow snuff shot in the garage on it. Khan/ wife due home from work in awhile. Fugging thing acting like the cat from pet cemetary. Tear the schit outta my arms probably. Fugging dumped it out, let go. Fugger doing about mach 6 Heading towards the apartments along 41 about 200 yards away. Fugg....... The big guys got a ❤️ I’m feel’n real sorry for the right sumnabitch cat that gets caught. 😎 Oh I'm not gonna hurt puking kitty or projectile pooping rat dog if I catch em 700lh kinda got me thinking I'm gonna make either one or both eventually different colors. Paint and spray paint Let em go home after they get their Maaco paint job done. Hahahsha!!!!!
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Seems like you missed a chance to make a new friend All it takes is a little bit of trust. Yup, then you smash their heads in with a hammer.
Mark
NRA Life Member Anytime anyone kicks cancers azz is a good day!
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Oh The Drama!
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Campfire Regular
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BIL catches lots of neighborhood cats. before letting them go, they get a 5 gallon water bath. they seldom return.
Those who would disrespect our flag have never been handed a folded one.
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
When in the Course of human events......
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But it's the wrong mother fugger. Gawd dammit......... I didnt want to do the soprano. 380 pillow snuff shot in the garage on it. Khan/ wife due home from work in awhile. Fugging thing acting like the cat from pet cemetary. Tear the schit outta my arms probably. Fugging dumped it out, let go. Fugger doing about mach 6 Heading towards the apartments along 41 about 200 yards away. Fugg....... The big guys got a ❤️ I’m feel’n real sorry for the right sumnabitch cat that gets caught. 😎 Oh I'm not gonna hurt puking kitty or projectile pooping rat dog if I catch em 700lh kinda got me thinking I'm gonna make either one or both eventually different colors. Paint and spray paint Let em go home after they get their Maaco paint job done. Hahahsha!!!!! All ya have to do is scare the chit out of em, and hose em down. They never come back and no one is the wiser. BTDT Nice neighbor lady had this big ol' tom being a PIA. . After his disciplinary treatment he would take off if he even saw me, and he damn sure never got in the trap again or saw him on our place.
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I got a soft spot for the cats in our hood. Some are straight-up feral, others seem like dumped cats. We loose a few every few months to the coyotes...Yotes gotta eat, too. We have a local crazy cat lady who traps them, takes them to a vet who puts the fix on them and nips an ear to identify them as fixed if caught again...Now, the coons are a real ass pain. Them fuggers get the death penalty! 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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But it's the wrong mother fugger. Gawd dammit......... I didnt want to do the soprano. 380 pillow snuff shot in the garage on it. Khan/ wife due home from work in awhile. Fugging thing acting like the cat from pet cemetary. Tear the schit outta my arms probably. Fugging dumped it out, let go. Fugger doing about mach 6 Heading towards the apartments along 41 about 200 yards away. Fugg....... This is better than the bologna thread!
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