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Woman Didn’t Know Progress On Tox...Boyfriend Into Such A Weepy Little Pansy

APPLETON, WI—Expressing disbelief at her romantic partner’s dramatic behavioral shift, local woman Emily Kittleson, 30, told reporters Friday that she had not expected her boyfriend’s attempts to recognize and curtail toxic masculinity would eventually turn him into a “weepy little pansy.” “Christ, I know the dope is trying to be conscious of the effects of his words and actions and to be more open and honest with his emotions, but there’s got to be a limit,” said Kittleson of her boyfriend Shane Magnusen, 31, whose efforts to reject toxic masculinity have begun to irritate her as she claims he has evolved into “a fragile [bleep] flower about everything” in recent weeks. “Of course I’m happy for social progress and all, but this ineffectual [bleep] is not what I signed up for. Instead of suppressing his emotions about major issues in his life, he cries at sad commercials. Our fights used to be him screaming at me for a few minutes and that was it, not great but not terrible. Then last night we get into an argument that somehow turns into me nodding and making comforting noises while he talks about his strained relationship with his dad until well after midnight. Like, come on, I don’t have time to indulge this self-centered crap.” Kittleson was also compelled to interrupt her statements twice, groaning and rolling her eyes while responding to text messages from Shane regarding their couples’ therapy appointments later that week.

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yeah, yeah the Onion.

Lesbian...

Give him a tissue out of his purse and put on some John Tesh music. Don't forget to get him flowers on Valentines Day.

Strap on [bleep] sales are gonna increase.

LOL, women can harp this BS all they want, it's BS and they know it, 'anywhere' you have to work in close proximity to a woman, even for a few minutes, say at a sales, service, Dr's office, optometry office, accounting firm etc, you can read them like a book, the look in their eyes, touching their lips, twirling their hair, crossing and uncrossing their legs, they crave it and cant hide it, they're attracted to masculinity, and I'm an old broke down worn out grey bearded married pos.

Worst part of all is the younger men that fall for this cuckitude lifestyle and 'live' it.

Now that's funny . . . I don't care who you are!

That is the goal.

Maybe not the Onion's but definitely the APA's.

sam keen the fire in the belly dude from minnesota wrote about this stuff about 20 years ago. said men needed to reclaim their territory or something like that. i don't think it was well received by the mainstream media.

the Onion strikes again. It's a satire web site, but it is always good for a chuckle.