Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire I pissed my sister-in-law off

My sister in law and her husband were over. They've been married 30 years. We are talking about that when she rears up and says, " I don't know if there will be any more! I caught him looking at porn on the computer. That's like cheating!"

So we go one talking for a few minutes and I said, " I don't mean to pry, but how long has it been since you and Butch had sex?" Butch spouts out "Nine years!" Then I said to Linda, " Linda, if that is true then it seems to me that you broke the marriage covenant nine years ago and he is just reacting to it."

She stormed off to the kitchen and my wife followed. I could hear some excited talk, then she said, " Butch, it's time to go." So butch gets up and shakes my hand to leave, Linda didn't even look at me.

Diana comes in a few minutes later a bit mad at me, " You didn't have to say that to her!" she says. I simply replied, " Just telling the truth sweetheart."

Great, fuuckthatcrazybitch, I’d have been found me some peuzzy well before nine years, and told her yippie kiyo mutha.fugga!

Poor ph ucking butch 9 yrs without pussy [bleep]..

Just out of curiosity, how old are they and do they have health issues?

I take it from your question, there is nothing keeping them from doing it in the past 9 years?

Your a good BIL

This!

9 years, good grief.....most would have bailed long ago. She should be thankful that only porn has been his release.

Shes lucky.

How is she gonna threaten to withhold something shes been withholdin for 9yrs? SMFH they are a breed apart

Confucius say;
Man always in doghouse, soon go to cathouse.

Airing their dirty laundry to the rest of the family...

Doesn't put out...

Won't hear the truth...

Call your BIL and tell him he has one chance to get out clean, then give him the number of a good divorce lawyer.

Yep, who wants to hear about that crap.
I pitty Butch, she sounds like a piece of work.

^ this.

Hopefully you gave her something to think about by speaking the truth. Sounds like you care about them so maybe she’ll hear it.

My brother in law was in a somewhat similar situation. His wife at the time was as cold as a dead fish. He eventually divorced her when she found out (I think he just flat out told her) he was having an affair with a girl .......in China! He was over there on business and she turned him inside out. His mom, my mother in law, was shocked. First person in the family to divorce. The family’s image and status in the community was destroyed! Dear Lord she was about to die.

He told his mom and anybody who would listen that they hadn’t had sex in six years. She wouldn’t even hold his hand, hug him...nothing. Told my wife I’m not surprised in the least....she wanted all the benefits of marriage but with none of the commitment. I cautioned my wife that if any wife denies her husband even the very basics of affection, he will stray...even if he has to go all the way to China to get it. I then quoted the comedian Ron White to her...”I’m a pretty good dog, but if you don’t pet me every so often, I’m not staying on the porch.” That’s very true.

Been married 38 years to her....she knew what I was talking about all along.

As my good friend Hubba is wont to say, "If not for pu$$y there would be a ten cent bounty on each of them".

Yup. Truth is they were done a long time ago.

Say it like it is!

Age is a non-starter. At 59 years myself, it ain't what it used to be, but it's damn good! I know 70+ old guys that at least SAY they get some.
And if they got married at 30 she cut him off at age 51.

As you say, unless somethings physically broke that's all just wrong. She's lucky he didn't leave her skanky self 8 years ago.

We don't know that. We only know it's been 9 years since he got into her! I hope he's been wearing out his secretary and that she was a former Hooters calendar girl.

Some of the crazy a$$ things wonder why they are treated like they are.