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I think this guy is trying to compete with Gus ...

iron sharpening iron. not such a bad idea?

we've been doing it for ages, and now here we are.

Ha, tell that to my cousin Jerry. One night he was out on the farm tending his crop (medical) and doing a little meth and guess what. He saw what appeared to be a big ape just walking around in the hedgerow. It seemed to be beckoning him, and also seemed to be stealing some of his weed. So he got his pistol and went after it but it disappeared. There was snow that night, but what did he see? Was it bigfoot? Yeti? Ghost? Who the hell knows, but it sure as schit wasn't the tooth fairy*. Anyway so after he seen the apparition disappear, he was just kinda out there wondering what the hell was going on and bam, lights above him... aliens. You guessed it. They beamed his ass up. His pistol was useless up there (It was a Taurus, for those interested). Probed the absolute hell out of him, poor bastard. I probably shouldn't be talking about this, but you guys are on the level so I will proceed. Anyway they kept him a couple days, we couldn't find him, filed a missing persons report, the whole works. Of course the damn cops were no help, as you can imagine. Anyhow he woke up in his field 3 days later, scratches all over and his teeth were all ground down in front and stuff. He just kinda crashed like he'd been awake the entire time. He figured out who was the real puppet-master THAT day, I can tell you. Crazy. Anyway every time I hear nonsense like that, that aliens and bigfoot aren't real, I think about that story Jerry told us after he went missing for 3 days and woke up in his pot field. You can turn a blind eye if you want, but I am woke. AF.


*There is an off-chance it was the tooth fairy. He'd been losing teeth like crazy about that time. Which is also pretty goddam suspicious considering the events of that week.

not sure why your upset

your statement became rhetorical when you put the and on the front and the too on the end

I really don't know what yu mean about the flat earth stuff,,,,



according to your logic I should lay of the smoke because I don't see evidence for aliens, then by the same toke (pun intended) you should smoke so you wouldn't believe in them

Gus, you are definitely very entertaining if nothing else...

hey ren,

any guesses as to who the "one in ten" are?

Geno

Iron sharpening iron. Into steel. And who the hell do you think gave us iron??



The truth is out there.

vel, thank you very much! we've got the demopublican consortium, the Greens and the libertarians.

welcome to the smash! or something like that.

btw, i got paid when you paid your taxes. you did pay your taxes, didn't you?

As usual I am at a total loss as to what in the blazes you’re talking about - but I am entertained....

Pay attention! He's talking about robot sex dolls. Aliens are using those to control humans. Think rationally! Why else would someone say hey let's have sex with a robot. Make it look like a human.

This is next level schit. A real upper-decker, if you will.

My guess is Gus has an IQ of 185, he loves to play a part.

His delivery on the sex robot thing was perfect. Truly.

Well now that you put it that way I just feel stupid...



I’ve often thought that. He’s either bat-Schitt crazy, or so much smarter than the rest of us that we just don’t get him...

JeffO, Paddler, LeroyBeans and espically Goosey.

More along this line.....what if the little grey guys are really demonic entities instead of "aliens". After laying low for a couple or three thousand years, they have been setting folks up for the last 70 or so years with everything from the cheesy drive in movies in the 50's to "ET" to "Ancient Aliens" currently..... into believing that they are benevolent. Lets say that they wait a few years until most real Christians are either dead or underneath jails for misgendering a sodomite in a dress. At the right time they reveal themselves to humanity.....do a few cheap parlor tricks....maybe share some cool new tech with us.

Folks who demand "evidence" will have it and will be ready to serve them as "gods".

Do I think the end times are gonna go down this way? Not really. But its hard to imagine a better set up for the "other team".

You're supposed to take a girl to the drive in movie...just sayin'.

the markets must rule. otherwise, we might as well be a bunch of robots looking for our next low-cost meal.

If they can make a sex robot that looks like Barbi Benton circa 1979 or 1980.

And sell em at walmart, I would try it out for a couple of days . Keep all the original packaging, receipt and clean it per the owner's
manual and return it. Then get a Farrah Fawcet circa 1977 to ride. So forth and so on.

You all think the sex robots are for astronauts on long interstellar flights to keep em from going village people " in the navy" on the trip????

LOL Good one!