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Teacher asks her class, "If there's 14 crows on a fence and you shoot 2 off, how many are left ?"

One little boy says, "None, the shotgun scared them all away."

Teacher says, "That's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you're thinking."

Boy says to teacher, "I have a question for you."

"There's 3 women eating ice cream cones. 1 is licking, 1 is sucking, 1 is biting. Which one is married?"

Teacher answers (slightly embarrassed), "I imagine it's the one sucking."

Boy says, "No, it's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way your thinking !"


James Pepper: There's no law west of Dodge and no God west of the Pecos. Right, Mr. Chisum? John Chisum: Wrong, Mr. Pepper. Because no matter where people go, sooner or later there's the law. And sooner or later they find God's already been there.
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