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That finally settles the Glock question for those bitches that don't like them.... https://us.glock.com/en/press-release/news-page/chuckGLOCK, Inc. Announces Legendary Spokesperson Chuck Norris SMYRNA, GA—April 8, 2019—GLOCK, Inc., a leading innovator and global manufacturer of firearms, today announced its new spokesperson—legendary world champion martial artist, actor, producer, philanthropist and entrepreneur Chuck Norris. As a company driven by a commitment to perfection, relentless innovation and disciplined precision, GLOCK was seeking a spokesperson that exemplifies the same characteristics and principles. The parallels between GLOCK and Norris deliver an authentic, fun and legendary alignment of brands. “Chuck Norris revolutionized and ushered martial arts into the American mainstream just like GLOCK revolutionized firearms by inventing and commercializing polymer-based pistols and the SAFE ACTION® System” said Josh Dorsey, Vice President of GLOCK, Inc. “Having him represent the GLOCK brand brings two iconic names together that are mutually committed to perfection and their fan base. We couldn’t be more excited about this partnership.” The collaboration will include traditional, digital and social campaigns as well as public appearances, the first being at the NRA Annual Conference in Indianapolis April 26-27, 2019. “I’m honored to partner with this world-renowned brand,” said Norris. “The values that I have built my life and brand on—tough, real, constant and powerful—are echoed in everything that GLOCK does and creates. Let me put it this way, if I ever decided to go into firearms, there would be no point—I would just be recreating what GLOCK has already built. The only thing that would change is the name.” For more information about the partnership, or GLOCK, Inc. and our products, visit us.glock.com. ![[Linked Image]](https://www.ammoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/GLOCK-Chuck-Norris-600x304.jpg)
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...so now when he farts will they call it a GlockBoom....
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...so now when he farts will they call it a GlockBoom.... Chuck Norris doesn't fart, because NOTHING escapes Chuck Norris.
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...if that is the case...is he also full of [bleep]....
And it's not that I don't like CN...he is one of the few Hollywood actors that I respect...and it isn't that I don't like Glocks because I have and carry them...
But I could give one RatsAzz who endorses a product and have little respect for a product that calls itself "Perfection"...because it is far from that...ask anyone who has had one Boom in their hand...
Bob
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There's got to be a Yankee out there somewhere that has a sense of humor.
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...as my girlfriend has said..."no one will ever call you Chuckles"......
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow underneath his Glock.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Last Gasp after Sig upstaged them.
And of course the required qualifier for the glock fanatics===> I own and carry glocks.
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There's got to be a Yankee out there somewhere that has a sense of humor. No, the last one died several years ago.
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Waahoo Glock, Glocking and Glocked
I own a Glock.
I went Glocking.
I Glocked my target.
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I Glocked my target while i was Glocking with my Glock .
Last edited by glockdoofus; 04/09/19.
I AM THE GOOD FRIEND OF RENEGADE50.
HE MENTORS ME.
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Glock's not beaten yet.
Not only do they have Chuck but a friend tells me they won the Border Patrol contract.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Glock's not beaten yet.
Not only do they have Chuck but a friend tells me they won the Border Patrol contract. Chuck joins Glock and CBP awards Glock an $85 million dollar contract hours later. ROUNDHOUSE!
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Maybe ole Chuck is gonna redo his Lone Wolf McQuaid role....
Sporting a Glock in instead of a S&W 😜
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Can't wait to go to SHOT show next January. He'll be in the Glock booth. He will only have to look at the massive Sig booth and it will crumble.
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Didn't Walker, Texas Ranger, carry a stainless Beretta?
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Lone Woof McQuade is classic. I love the scene where he pours a Pearl all over his face and then blasts out of the dozer hole with his supercharged Dodge.
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Whenever my cat has a hairball it goes glock glock glock glock and lays out a f u c k ' n mess
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