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I like your wife too... OK, she's backed off the edge. Be home in a few days and I think she will be there. Goodness sakes.... So, are you hoping she's there or not?
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Evil is pretty heavy. Some people are just garden variety mean. Yup, it ain't like they want to slit your throat or anything, they just want you to be miserable just like they are.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
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Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Not joking at all. I could write a book. Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read.
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Not joking at all. I could write a book. Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read. It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it.
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Just title it "Crazy Schitt I Imagine my Ex-Wives Did." That way you could get as pissed off as you're inclined to and break pencils and stuff. Therapy, ya know.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Campfire Oracle
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I'm gettin' pissed off just remembering it.
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Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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The women who do that passive-aggressive stuff are the worst.
In Psychological circles they're referred to as "the crazy makers",.....and they will. They will make you go crazy.
My first wife was like that. Being around one long enough will cause you to start making allowances for it.
Just one example. I'd go over to visit the kids after our divorce,..either on a motorcycle or in a car. By then I had learned to park any vehicle far away from hers. Given the opportunity, she would have decided to run an errand and crunch my vehicle on her way out,....then say, "I'm sorry! I didn't see it".
Stuff like that.
20 years of it,...you'll go crazy. Trust me. No truer words.
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff.
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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉
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From the time I can remember my grandpa, he would say. If women didn’t have that slit between their legs we would have to put a bounty on them.
When I was four I had no clue what he was talking about at 40 I wish he was still here to give advice.
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Ok, next phase was not make up sex, still 1400 miles away, but, get this, explaining to recently gone crazy wife how to use a CARB Compliant gas jug over the phone. When it rains it pours!
Brothers, thank you! Simple. Go to Amazon. Order aftermarket spout. The lawyer spouts are refuckingdiculous.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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Not joking at all. I could write a book. Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read. It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it. Ah come on, take one for the team. Besides, good reads are hard to come by, it'll probably be a smashing success and she'll be seeing your name on the best-sellers list,you could even send her a signed copy! You could write it "based on real events" which means you can add as much nonsense as it takes to keep it entertaining for you.Its probably your lifes calling, don't wanna miss out.
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From the time I can remember my grandpa, he would say. If women didn’t have that slit between their legs we would have to put a bounty on them.
When I was four I had no clue what he was talking about at 40 I wish he was still here to give advice.
My grandaddy used to say "can't live without em, and ya can't kill em."
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff. Bristoe, Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose.
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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I'll never forget what dad told me in my teens: "You never really know a woman till you meet her in court"
"Dear Lord, save me from Your followers"
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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff. Bristoe, Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose. Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago. The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed. I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was seasoned by a pro".
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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff. Bristoe, Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose. Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago. The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed. I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was trained by a pro". Bristoe. I'm sorry. I misread your post. I thought you were talking about your present wife, not your ex. 
"For joy of knowing what may not be known we take the golden road to Samarkand."
James Elroy Flecker
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She's smart too. I bet her IQ bounces offa 140. An intelligent, passive-aggressive woman can come up with some stuff. Bristoe, Sounds like she keeps you on your toes! That's not always a bad thing, I suppose. Yeah,..it's a bad thing. But she's no longer a part of my circle. We parted ways a long time ago. The wife I've got now is good. Once in a great while she'll throw out a little passive-aggressive statement if she's pissed. I just give her "the look",....tell her, "That doesn't work on me. Besides,..you're an amateur. I was trained by a pro". Bristoe. I'm sorry. I misread your post. I thought you were talking about your present wife, not your ex. Oh, hell no. I'd be in a rubber room by now.
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