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For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.
Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened...... Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here.
Trump Won!
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Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here.
Oh, if I had a nickel...
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Kahuna
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Women or men...some are crazier than others. In the end, only God knows what is going on in another person's mind.
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Campfire Tracker
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I knew one guy whose wife was going into early menopause. she had prolonged, very painful Menstrual Cycles. Her Dr. said he had a shot that could stop her cycles. She didn't ask any questions said, Far Out, let me have it! turned out it was Depoprevara ( sp? its estrogen made from a pregnant Mares' urine!) Anyhow, she went bat-crap crazy, he said it was a living nightmare. It took 6 mos for that stuff to wear off. After that, she went to Bio-identical hormones and life is grand again, ha. Its a wonder we don't all kill each other in one big bruhah! ha
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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Not joking at all. I could write a book. Well, get after it! Your retired, can't cut grass and putz around on an 8n all day long, start putting pen to paper, I'm sure it'd be an entertaining read. It would piss me off too much while I was writing it. Besides,.....nobody would believe it. I would. Considering how entertaining you are on The Fire, I'm with Carlo. I think you could make it a smashing success.
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You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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No wonder most of you old fuggs are divorced. Have you ever thought maybe you all are the crazy ones?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Campfire Outfitter
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What did you buy that you 'forgot' to tell her about? Is it a rifle and is it going to be for sale cheap in the classifieds soon?
A true sportsman counts his achievements in proportion to the effort involved and fairness of the sport. - S. Pope
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Campfire Ranger
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back around 1970, i dated for about five years, this bipolar, or manic depressive something girl. When she was up, she was wonderful, when she got down, life was very bad. I at the time lived in a college dorm, four stories. She went and knocked on every door in the dorm trying to find me. But she was a rabbit. We went our separate ways, until about 50years later chance brought us back in contact. She proceded to tell me how miserable she was with her husband of all that time and after three kids.
I kind of shuddered thinking that husband could have been me.
The funny part was and is her brother and i are pretty good friends.
He told me one time i really skated a bullet not marrying his sister.
Boy did i know that was right.
Men will put up with a lot if they tie into a woman that acts like a rabbit.
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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I'm still trying to train mine to leave the toilet seat up. Over 40 years and she still can't get it right. where did I go wrong?
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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Campfire Oracle
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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.
Funny. Mine wasn’t until she met me.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Wannabebwana,
TRUE. - I was once married to a dedicated horsewoman & ONE thing that I noted is that MOST of them cannot wear "regular clothes" to ride in. Further, those "special" clothes are $$$$$$$$$$$$, too.
When my niece decided to be a horsewoman in 1986, we discovered that "properly outfitting" a teenaged girl for being on the horse-show circuit is MORE expensive & MORE time-consuming than launching her into "high society".
Btw, a good working definition of a "horse show" is: "An event where pretty horses show their asses to a crowd of horse's asses, that show horses."
yours, tex
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"VICTORY OR DEATH"
William Barrett Travis, Lt.Col., comdt.
Fortress of The Alamo, Bejar
F'by 24, 1836
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Campfire Ranger
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For those who think you have a 2 percenter......... Congratulations.
Just remember it's subject to re-classification without notice, and without reason. One day they'll come home and say something like "I've been banging my best friend's husband", and you wonder when the change happened...... Maybe yours picking up on your insecurities causes you to manufacture those unsure vibes, not a chance of that happening here. Guess I’ll not say no chance of it happening, in fact I couldn’t blame her if she did decide to get rid of me. And I’d like to think I’d take it gracefully if she did so. Truth be known she should have and most would have over the last 20-30 years at some point. At one point I thought I was def headed for divorce. Imagine my dismay when I finally smelled the coffee and realized she didn’t stay married to me so much cause I was special, but because she was special. But when push comes to shove, well we love each other. Think her cancer was a watershed moment for us. Never gave a second thought to closing down my biz of 28 years to care for her day and night. We walked a hard path during her cancer treatments and she’s often remarked she thought that time was harder on me than her. Maybe, but she had an uphill battle and I’ll just say it wasn’t easy for either of us. I so wished I could have traded places with her. My eldest son sent me a text that pretty well summed it up. “Dad you can be one of the most ornery and at times one of the meanest sobs on earth, but I know you’d move heaven and earth or storm the gates of hell to take care of Mom. I love you for that dad, thank you for taking care of her. “ Everyone has their own path, none of ours will be exactly the same. All I know is I’m grateful to have shared that path with the woman I have for however long the journey lasts.
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Campfire Oracle
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....certainly, evil exists 'Stoe.
That means good exists. I dont know if MB believes in God, WAR.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Evil is pretty heavy. Some people are just garden variety mean. Yup, it ain't like they want to slit your throat or anything, they just want you to be miserable just like they are. Misery does want company.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉 No. Its man code for shes normal.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Oracle
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Oh, she's not too bad, except for the crazy part. LOL That’s man code for she’s a wildcat in the sack. 😉 No. Its man code for shes normal. No wonder most of you old fuggs are divorced. Have you ever thought maybe you all are the crazy ones? Ha, ha,ha,ha. Tff. Says the tool who voted for Hlill and Zero. You couldnt make this crap up.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Ranger
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Y’all can’t even begin to know crazy until you marry a horsewoman.
Funny. Mine wasn’t until she met me. "Crazy" ? 
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Made it 7 years and 3 kids with mine. Every day is a blessing and life can sure turn on a dime.
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