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Forgot about the Jabroni comment and how it was used in several post.

TFF!!!

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I've got to get my bike cleaned up and ready for summer. I've been too busy maintaining lawnmowers and mounting tractor tires to mess with the bike.

The motorcycle lift I bought for the Dyna comes in handy for lifting the front of the mower when it's time to scrape it out and put freshly sharpened blades on,...and the impact wrench that I bought to install the aftermarket primary spline adapter on the Burgman comes in handy for removing and installing said lawnmower blades.

So that's where 2019 finds me. Motorcycle maintenance tools and equipment have turned into lawnmower tools and equipment. And instead of flaunting the speed limit with a big cc motorcycle out on the interstate,..I'm perched on the seat of a zero turn mower doing an endless series of left turns at 4.5 mph.

A philosopher would probably have something profound to say about the situation,...but I ain't no philosopher.

I'm a mower.

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Mowtercyclist?

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why in the ph uck would anyone willingly pay to go to a ch it hole country in Africa??


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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

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Originally Posted by Bristoe
I've got to get my bike cleaned up and ready for summer. I've been too busy maintaining lawnmowers and mounting tractor tires to mess with the bike.

The motorcycle lift I bought for the Dyna comes in handy for lifting the front of the mower when it's time to scrape it out and put freshly sharpened blades on,...and the impact wrench that I bought to install the aftermarket primary spline adapter on the Burgman comes in handy for removing and installing said lawnmower blades.

So that's where 2019 finds me. Motorcycle maintenance tools and equipment have turned into lawnmower tools and equipment. And instead of flaunting the speed limit with a big cc motorcycle out on the interstate,..I'm perched on the seat of a zero turn mower doing an endless series of left turns at 4.5 mph.

A philosopher would probably have something profound to say about the situation,...but I ain't no philosopher.

I'm a mower.

Toss it up!!!

Mow opposite direction next time and do right turns.

If the clippings allow it .

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Bristoe
I've got to get my bike cleaned up and ready for summer. I've been too busy maintaining lawnmowers and mounting tractor tires to mess with the bike.

The motorcycle lift I bought for the Dyna comes in handy for lifting the front of the mower when it's time to scrape it out and put freshly sharpened blades on,...and the impact wrench that I bought to install the aftermarket primary spline adapter on the Burgman comes in handy for removing and installing said lawnmower blades.

So that's where 2019 finds me. Motorcycle maintenance tools and equipment have turned into lawnmower tools and equipment. And instead of flaunting the speed limit with a big cc motorcycle out on the interstate,..I'm perched on the seat of a zero turn mower doing an endless series of left turns at 4.5 mph.

A philosopher would probably have something profound to say about the situation,...but I ain't no philosopher.

I'm a mower.

Toss it up!!!

Mow opposite direction next time and do right turns.

If the clippings allow it .


You gotta mow it twice if you turn right,...end up with a big pile of grass mulch in the center of the yard when you finish.

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Looking for one too Sam.


Order a couple....maybe we can get a discount.


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Originally Posted by SamOlson


I have been thinking about one of those......just the speed I need...….bob

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2003-2004 Suzuki 650 Burgman's had faulty primary spline adapters as they came from the factory. If the adapter took a dump it would fry the transmission,..and they were taking a dump with alarming regularity. A guy in Poland started manufacturing some that would fix the problem so I sent off to Poland for one of them and installed it in my bike. They've got videos in English that detail the process now. But back when I installed mine I only had this to go by. I wanted my wife to translate, but she was unfamilar with a lot of the mechanical terms he was using.

I didn't know what da fug he was saying, but after watching the video a couple of times, I figured it out. I didn't beat the hell out of mine with a brass hammer, however.


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Originally Posted by 79S
why in the ph uck would anyone willingly pay to go to a ch it hole country in Africa??

See the kids success stories maybe ???
How they got along after they was born in the early 80,s.
Take em fishing maybe.
Hand out a bunch of 23 and me kits.


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TW’s are awesome.

Tough to find used up there though. The dealer in GF can get you one.


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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I'm no expert on geography,...but Tierra del Fuego ain't on the African continent.

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Good thing. Would have made that bike ride pretty difficult


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Originally Posted by Bristoe
I'm no expert on geography,...but Tierra del Fuego ain't on the African continent.


yes you are right but also the ch ithole country of Ghana has been mentioned several times and birdwatcher has made mentions of going back their and wants some of his zany ass buds from 24 hour to go with him. So here is your chance to go to africa with birdwatcher and ph uckign party like their is no tomorrow.


Originally Posted by Bricktop
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

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They sell these at the local Tractor Supply for $600. Every time I go there I'm tempted to bring one home with me.

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Originally Posted by 79S
Originally Posted by Bristoe
I'm no expert on geography,...but Tierra del Fuego ain't on the African continent.


yes you are right but also the ch ithole country of Ghana has been mentioned several times and birdwatcher has made mentions of going back their and wants some of his zany ass buds from 24 hour to go with him. So here is your chance to go to africa with birdwatcher and ph uckign party like their is no tomorrow.


Ain't no need to go to Ghana. I don't have to go no farther than 7th and North Lime.

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Oh, man.


You should go for it Bristoe.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Oh, man.


You should go for it Bristoe.


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damn,....that was 13 years ago.

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