Shortly after British Airways flight had reached it’s cruising altitude the pilot announced:
Ladies and gentlemen this is the captain speaking, welcome to flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather is good so sit back and relax we should have an uneventful flight. And OH MY GOD...
Silence for the next few minutes - complete silence.
A few minutes later the captain comes back on the intercom.
“Ladies and gentlemen sorry if I scared you the stewardess just accidentally poured a hot cup of coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane an Irish passenger yells, “For the love of Jaysus you should see the back of mine!”
