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The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”
Well fugk him too.
This incident might need its own thread. Just refer to the Bible on this matter, I hear it has pinpoint accuracy...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.
Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one. Where do you live in Georgia? I need free room and board this Friday. WTF, I thought you were staying with Gus???
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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Campfire Ranger
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I just watched Bond, James Bond rip the laces out of his shoes & loop them on his rappelling rope to use to go back up(I'll bet there's a term for that, besides ascend, that is ). They almost had to be para-cord laces to do that.
BTW, the gadgets used in double naught spy movies in the early days weren't real at the time, laser beams, wristwatch monitors,etc. & just way to far fetched. Silly stuff. Make believe.
Yes, make believe, or until a few decades passed anyway.
Want to discuss Terminator? prusik slings
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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my Church with a view.......... ![[Linked Image]](https://i.imgur.com/RFWOQ7X.jpg) But where are the laces? no laces, CVT belt
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Update: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Local news sources report the broken bootlace is now lying in state at the Almudena Cathederal. We will continue to monitor the situation and and update if there is any change in the bootlaces' condition. the Reds broke that boot lace, and blamed it on the Generalissimo
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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Campfire Ranger
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I woke up this morning still not dead.
Never holler whoa or look back in a tight place
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Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.
Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one. Where do you live in Georgia? I need free room and board this Friday. WTF, I thought you were staying with Gus??? Jeez man...just how silly do you think Gus is?
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Ranger
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The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”
Well fugk him too.
This incident might need its own thread. Just refer to the Bible on this matter, I hear it has pinpoint accuracy... That kind of depends on who exactly is throwing it.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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We still have to use balin' wire for shoe laces.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Campfire 'Bwana
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We still have to use balin' wire for shoe laces. So you've got shoes? Must be nice.
Something clever here.
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Campfire Tracker
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They've got boots now that don't need laces. Google it, big time saver.
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I woke up this morning still not dead. That’s a good thing, I am thankful every day!
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Campfire Ranger
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I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.
Messed up.
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Campfire Oracle
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Did you ask if he was a dimocrap?
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Kahuna
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Maybe he was a Methodist?
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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for years now, we've been attempting to completely eradicate cockle-burs (that's a weed) from our garden. every last one to be eliminated is the goal.
they have seeds inside a bur, and will re-populate in the garden and take over from productive veggies such as corn, beans, and squash.
we collect every single plant that germinates and shows itself. place in a big thick black plastic bag for disposal.
i can only imagine the time when we wake up, and our garden is weed free. at least no cockle burs.
of course there'll be crabgrass, lambs quarters, morning glories and maybe bermuda grass.
Look up wild parsnip. I have 46 acres of it. It hates me and hurts me at every opportunity. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=wild+parsnip&qpvt=wild+parsnip&FORM=VDRE
For liberals and anarchists, power and control is opium, selling envy is the fastest and easiest way to get it. TRR. American conservative. Never trust a white liberal. Malcom X Current NRA member.
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I'm going to go search youtube for a video of a perp who gets taken out by an armed citizen. It'll be somewhere in South America. Rather unique. I think TRH makes his living off commissions from that website.
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Pretty quiet here where dafuq's flave he stay for Sunday school?
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I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.
Messed up. I've had that experience. I told her "I'll give you half an hour to quit that."
Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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