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Posted By: deflave Yesterday - 05/04/19
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.
Posted By: GreatWaputi Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Condolences
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
You expect to find a novel written on here?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
No. Just something interesting.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by GreatWaputi
Condolences


What will today bring?

Rumor is it could rain this evening. Praying to God they're wrong.
Posted By: GreatWaputi Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I got paid to drink beer and eat Mexican food last night, Treso De Mayo.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Don't forget to change your tampon.
Posted By: Folically_Challenged Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.



Your choice of oil (regardless of what it actually was) was horrendous, and screams incompetence. If you changed the oil yourself, you're a [intercoursing] braggart. If you had someone else do so, your a [birth canal].

Sincerely,

The 24HCF Peanut Gallery
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
All my troubles seemed so far away.
Posted By: ldholton Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
bitching or bragging? Really can't tell
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Don't forget to change your tampon.


That would deserve a separate thread.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ldholton
bitching or bragging? Really can't tell


Me either.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
All my troubles seemed so far away.


I was thinking of buying some new shoelaces.

Might need a separate thread for that.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!
Posted By: papat Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
The dogs tracked mud in. Now beat that!!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.



Actually...it is facebook for anachronisms.
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.


So write it.
Posted By: ol_mike Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
All my troubles seemed so far away.

Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Posted By: viking Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I had an airbrake can fail. Fun
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
ROY LIVES!!
Posted By: Tarkio Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
In addition to being a diary, it is a place where a number of people who are pretty unhappy in their world try doggedly to spread their misery.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gunzo
All my troubles seemed so far away.


I was thinking of buying some new shoelaces.

Might need a separate thread for that.



I worked for twenty-one of the past twenty-three days and yesterday was my first of three off, so I cut off the old jockey wheel on the trailer and welded a new AL-KO with an eight inch wheel on, I have coated the work with Penetrol and shall spray it with charcoal hammertone when I get up later today, then put it together on monday.

On the good news side we had 35 mils (140 points) here the day before and the countryside is awash which effectively puts the kibosh on going and getting wood...it will have to wait 'til next week when I get a couple of more days off.
Hopefully it will be dry enough to get around the paddocks.
Posted By: huntinaz Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I’d love to see a shoelaces thread. I’ve just really been into shoelaces lately.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by huntinaz
I’d love to see a shoelaces thread. I’ve just really been into shoelaces lately.


Heck, I have an opinion on that as well...not keen on the Altama jungle boot but those issue Taslan laces are terrific.

Picked some up from a fellow on ebay, no more stripping them out of my old boots.
Posted By: GreatWaputi Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I figure most here have Velcro laces
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Don't forget to change your tampon DAILEY.
FIXT.

Hey, sometimes it rains out here, Col Travis.

Stubbed your toe on wife, kid or dog?
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Considering an out of state hunt. Should I bring an extra shoelace, or a set?
Posted By: sawbuck Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
What's your favorite CPAP machine?
Posted By: 19352012 Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Tarkio
In addition to being a diary, it is a place where a number of people who are pretty unhappy in their world try doggedly to spread their misery.

I had a thread about that some time back. They just can't help themselves. Their misery overcame their judgment.
Posted By: lvmiker Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Shoelaces! Now that is in my wheelhouse. I got a new pair of Altra Lone Pine 4.0 shoes and they had orange laces, phuggin amazing. I can shuffle along like a gazelle now.


mike r
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.


I nominate this for most boring post of the day.
Posted By: ingwe Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave


-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.




Had you stayed in Montana, you could have witnessed a true miracle today.

I mowed the lawn.


My least favorite thing in the world.

Ranks right up there with Dentists who don't believe in novocaine...


And children.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by deflave


-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.




Had you stayed in Montana, you could have witnessed a true miracle today.

I mowed the lawn.



When I win lotto I am going to invest in wog lawn.

Scoria and cement.
Posted By: ingwe Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I thought I was the only one who still used the term 'wog'...
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

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Posted By: Texczech Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by sawbuck
What's your favorite CPAP machine?


The ones from Marshall Med Supply are dandy.
I haven't heard my bride snore in 3 months.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ingwe
I thought I was the only one who still used the term 'wog'...


Pretty much used by all here...but used inappropriately as it is now used to label Italians instead of how it was originally used to label the wogs from the middle east.

Last Gentleman here that I heard use the term correctly was old Freddy Fewfeathers, he was telling me how he had machine-gunned a group of wogs (arabs) they took prisoner in WW2...he really did not like them at all and didn't piss about with them.

Heck a nice fellow to work with.
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ingwe
I thought I was the only one who still used the term 'wog'...


Or Scoria!
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Texczech
Originally Posted by sawbuck
What's your favorite CPAP machine?


The ones from Marshall Med Supply are dandy.
I haven't heard my bride snore in 3 months.


he's talking about CPAP machines, not earplugs!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Sycamore
Originally Posted by ingwe
I thought I was the only one who still used the term 'wog'...


Or Scoria!



Everyone with a septic would be familiar with scoria.
Posted By: local_dirt Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Stop by. I'll give you something for the dog's bum.
Posted By: FieldGrade Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Texczech
Originally Posted by sawbuck
What's your favorite CPAP machine?


The ones from Marshall Med Supply are dandy.
I haven't heard my bride snore in 3 months.


I wonder if I can get one that fits my dog.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Cotton kills!
Posted By: Texczech Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by Texczech
Originally Posted by sawbuck
What's your favorite CPAP machine?


The ones from Marshall Med Supply are dandy.
I haven't heard my bride snore in 3 months.


I wonder if I can get one that fits my dog.


They have adjustable straps. I bet you could make it work.
If you want to see something funny. Get out of bed and walk around her side where the machine is. Squeeze the air tube shut and watch how fast she wakes up. 😁
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Texczech
Originally Posted by FieldGrade
Originally Posted by Texczech
Originally Posted by sawbuck
What's your favorite CPAP machine?


The ones from Marshall Med Supply are dandy.
I haven't heard my bride snore in 3 months.


I wonder if I can get one that fits my dog.


They have adjustable straps. I bet you could make it work.
If you want to see something funny. Get out of bed and walk around her side where the machine is. Squeeze the air tube shut and watch how fast she wakes up. 😁



Okay...THAT one got me! smile
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Cotton kills!




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Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Cotton kills!




[Linked Image]

You don't get the chance to use that very often! Well done.
Posted By: Texczech Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Cotton kills!




[Linked Image]

You don't get the chance to use that very often! Well done.


I miss "King of the Hill."
It was a.great show.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.
rains in Fl everyday.
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ol_mike

can't wait to see him in concert.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
When Hank busts out the pocket size WD-40 to spray on the stuck lid of his full-size WD-40 can, I totally cracked up!
Posted By: Mike_S Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by ol_mike

can't wait to see him in concert.




The old Oakdale Theater in Wallingford had a revolving stage. Saw Roy there in the early 80s. Heck of a show. He played a Spanish number on a 12 string, the tempo so fast you couldn’t see his hands moving. Must have busted 2 or 3 strings never missed a note. Played with the flu. Heck of an entertainer.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.


So write it.


You want me to entertain myself by writing to me about my day?
Posted By: fubarguy Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

[Linked Image]

Those are pretty tall boots! It's amazing that you still have them.
I would have thought that they got damaged at Verdun when you fought beside Sgt. York
Do you still have the leggins and jodpurs? smile
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Bristoe
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.


I nominate this for most boring post of the day.


Couldn’t agree more.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by deflave


-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.




Had you stayed in Montana, you could have witnessed a true miracle today.

I mowed the lawn.


My least favorite thing in the world.

Ranks right up there with Dentists who don't believe in novocaine...


And children.


You’re in luck.

Mowing the lawn is a Campfire staple when it comes to conversation.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter
rains in Fl everyday.


News to me.
Posted By: fubarguy Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I mowed the lawn today.
Well, not exactly
My GF'S Grandson came over and used the weed wacker [ about 100 ft. in total]
Used the push mower on the grass around the bushes
Used the tractor to cut 1/2 acre
And the leaf blower to sweep the 15 by 51 ft patio.
I did the best I could to help him from my lawn chair.
It was quite tiring, I'm here to tell you.
And he actually took the $10 I offered him!
Boy! These kids today!
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Irony......it’s not just a river in Egypt. 😂......Or is it denile?

LMFAO
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Para cord makes good shoe laces & in an emergency you can build a shelter, start a fire or make a weapon with it. I've never used it to mow the grass but have used it to tuna fish.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
Para cord makes good shoe laces & in an emergency you can build a shelter, start a fire or make a weapon with it. I've never used it to mow the grass but have used it to tuna fish.



Kellory made an M4 Sherman tank out of para cord once.
Posted By: fubarguy Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Points To Ponder
You can tune a guitar
You can tune a piano
But,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You can't tuna fish!
AND
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You can't pick your friends nose!
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.



Would be thinking that if anyone can it will be Gus.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by fubarguy
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

[Linked Image]

Those are pretty tall boots! It's amazing that you still have them.
I would have thought that they got damaged at Verdun when you fought beside Sgt. York
Do you still have the leggins and jodpurs? smile


Russell moccasin turkey snaker left and Russell something else on rt.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
May the 4th be with you!
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.



That's nothing. I confronted a hippy in the Walmart parking lot. Top that, bitch.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
May the 4th be with you!


I took my youngest to the mall today. She wanted to go to the LEGO store.

Millennial Falcon was $799.00.

LMAO. That some serious Lego’ing.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
You can pick your friends
And you can pick your nose
But,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
You can't wipe your friends off on the sofa!


There I fixed it for you!
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Just thought of this.


Florida called, they want a refund.....
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Well the ocean called and said they were outta shrimp!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Well the ocean called and said they were outta shrimp!


Yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they said they're running low on you!
Posted By: AML Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I had a dream
And it turned to dust.
What I thought was love
must have been lust.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Just thought of this.


Florida called, they want a refund.....


Pffffttt.

Me and Desantis are the two best things to happen down here.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Well the ocean called and said they were outta shrimp!


Yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they said they're running low on you!



(His wife’s in a coma)
😉
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Lmao
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Laffin!!!!
Posted By: RichardAustin Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I feel Certain (I felt her sister Maybe also), that should you do something productive, you'll feel better. Here's some suggestions:

Fix the leak in that blows up doll
Pull your nose hairs
Volunteer at an animal shelter, there's pussy everywhere
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Guys....

This just in. And I ain’t bullschitting this time.

I think (not 100% sure yet) but I think I may have a cold.
Posted By: TheKid Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Kevlar firefighter laces for ya boots.

I hate mowing more than most minorities.

Can’t recall my dog ever getting backed up but when my baby did I always gave him DrPepper and prune juice.

Most of the rest of the schit being talked about here is too boring for me to think about. Carry on
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by TheKid
Kevlar firefighter laces for ya boots.

I hate mowing more than most minorities.

Can’t recall my dog ever getting backed up but when my baby did I always gave him DrPepper and prune juice.

Most of the rest of the schit being talked about here is too boring for me to think about. Carry on


Uhhhh, did you miss the part about my potentially having a cold?
Posted By: old_willys Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.


Ah good old deflated is back! Making fun of what others choose to share is only a short step from GFY!

Welcome back!!
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19


BBQ'd ribs on grill tonight.......

baked tators.........cole slaw........

picked some fresh wild asparagus this morning in the field........

Cold Bud Lite to wash 'er all down.........
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Posted By: Gus Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
for years now, we've been attempting to completely eradicate cockle-burs (that's a weed) from our garden. every last one to be eliminated is the goal.

they have seeds inside a bur, and will re-populate in the garden and take over from productive veggies such as corn, beans, and squash.

we collect every single plant that germinates and shows itself. place in a big thick black plastic bag for disposal.

i can only imagine the time when we wake up, and our garden is weed free. at least no cockle burs.

of course there'll be crabgrass, lambs quarters, morning glories and maybe bermuda grass.
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Guys....

This just in. And I ain’t bullschitting this time.

I think (not 100% sure yet) but I think I may have a cold.

Good.
I hope it’s lethal.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by tikkanut


Cold Bud Lite to wash 'er all down.........


And flush it out!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Tom264
Originally Posted by deflave
Guys....

This just in. And I ain’t bullschitting this time.

I think (not 100% sure yet) but I think I may have a cold.

Good.
I hope it’s lethal.


Hey look, the Christian appeared.

LMAO.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Gus
for years now, we've been attempting to completely eradicate cockle-burs (that's a weed) from our garden. every last one to be eliminated is the goal.

they have seeds inside a bur, and will re-populate in the garden and take over from productive veggies such as corn, beans, and squash.

we collect every single plant that germinates and shows itself. place in a big thick black plastic bag for disposal.

i can only imagine the time when we wake up, and our garden is weed free. at least no cockle burs.

of course there'll be crabgrass, lambs quarters, morning glories and maybe bermuda grass.



Hey Gus,

I'm gonna be through your area on the 10th. Did you wanna grab a beer or 15?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter


Man did that band suck.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by stxhunter


Man did that band suck.



Well...yeah. You didn't have to say so though.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Lmao


Yeah, cause you didnt have bronchitis like Roger.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by deflave
Lmao


Yeah, cause you didnt have bronchitis like Roger.


Yeah I’ve never had to deal with anything like that.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Dead birds. 20 ga. 71/2.

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Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Dead birds. 20 ga. 71/2.

[Linked Image]


If you did that yesterday, you might want to take the pic down.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Also, I think you might be posting on the wrong thread.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave

Me and Desantis are the two best things to happen down here.


Desantis? I thought it was DeShawn you were hanging out with?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
I never said I was hanging out with Desantis.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home, it's summer the darkies are gay.
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tom264
Originally Posted by deflave
Guys....

This just in. And I ain’t bullschitting this time.

I think (not 100% sure yet) but I think I may have a cold.

Good.
I hope it’s lethal.


Hey look, the Christian appeared.

LMAO.

And don’t forget that Fool...
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I never said I was hanging out with Desantis.


Is he still bangin LaShandra?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
The sun shines bright on my old Kentucky home, it's summer the darkies are gay.



That’s sig line material.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Bigger dead birds. Ltwt auto 5. Imp. Cyl. Low base dove load Rem or Rio 6's.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave
I never said I was hanging out with Desantis.


Is he still bangin LaShandra?


All I know is the residents down here vote red.

Hahahhahhahaha! BURRRRN, bitch!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Bigger dead birds. Ltwt auto 5. Imp. Cyl. Low base dove load Rem or Rio 6's.

[Linked Image]


How many fingers do you typically pour?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Also, I think you might be posting on the wrong thread.




It is written: GFY
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Bigger dead birds. Ltwt auto 5. Imp. Cyl. Low base dove load Rem or Rio 6's.

[Linked Image]


How many fingers do you typically pour?


I go by the size of the glass, Col.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by deflave
Also, I think you might be posting on the wrong thread.




It is written: GFY


I think you need to count to ten.

For an hour.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by smokepole
Originally Posted by deflave
I never said I was hanging out with Desantis.


Is he still bangin LaShandra?


All I know is the residents down here vote red.

Hahahhahhahaha! BURRRRN, bitch!



The resident 'round heah vote red, I can't do nothin witht the rest of 'em.. I bet most of the "residents" 'round there are allowed one visitor a week?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Tom264

And don’t forget that Fool...


Hey the Christian back!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by smokepole

The resident 'round heah vote red, I can't do nothin witht the rest of 'em.. I bet most of the "residents" 'round there are allowed one visitor a week?


You live in a schit hole.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Suddenly, you're not half the man you used to be.

There's a shadow hanging over the,





Did that happen with the S. Fla. move.?
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by gunzo
Para cord makes good shoe laces & in an emergency you can build a shelter, start a fire or make a weapon with it. I've never used it to mow the grass but have used it to tuna fish.



Kellory made an M4 Sherman tank out of para cord once.



I am partial to paracord laces myself. Though I thought Kellory caught a family of bigfeet with his laces? I could have the stories conflated though.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
For the cold, hot toddies.

And no, that is not the plural of Todd.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Yesterday - 05/04/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by smokepole

The resident 'round heah vote red, I can't do nothin witht the rest of 'em.. I bet most of the "residents" 'round there are allowed one visitor a week?


You live in a schit hole.



Posted By: Salty303 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Guys....

This just in. And I ain’t bullschitting this time.

I think (not 100% sure yet) but I think I may have a cold.


Hardly Campfire diary material. But are you regular? Ride on or skid steer? Thanks.

Jo Bob
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
Suddenly, you're not half the man you used to be.

There's a shadow hanging over the,





Did that happen with the S. Fla. move.?


The what, or did you mean "thee". wink
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by smokepole

The resident 'round heah vote red, I can't do nothin witht the rest of 'em.. I bet most of the "residents" 'round there are allowed one visitor a week?


You live in a schit hole.


Hahaha. Says the guy who moved to Florida.
Posted By: DigitalDan Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I tried to be special yesterday but failed. Bus left before I got there.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone.


Ha. No schit Sherlock.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by stxhunter


Man did that band suck.


Proof your dislike of Texas is a real compliment.
Posted By: Texczech Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Amen Jag
Posted By: ltppowell Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
You gotta admit this thread had substance than most.
Posted By: RichardAustin Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
I tried to be special yesterday but failed. Bus left before I got there.


Tardy squared
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tom264

And don’t forget that Fool...


Hey the Christian back!

Hey the heathen is still here.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Tom264
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tom264

And don’t forget that Fool...


Hey the Christian back!

Hey the heathen is still here.


Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You’re not supposed to judge.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Proof your dislike of Texas is a real compliment.


You live in West Texas.

What could be more depressing?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Texczech
Amen Jag


HIGH FIVES!!!!
Posted By: huntinaz Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Let's not dull this thread up with a bunch of religion.

Let's get back to shoelaces.

Now I've seen some real good advice about them so far. Truth be told I usually just use the standard issue shoelace that comes with the shoes I buy. But what about when End Times come? I want to be prepared. Shoelaces can be used for so many things. Lacing up shoes, for one. Tying up people, for another. Practicing sailor knots. Crafting. Fixing shit. Strangle-bating (auto-erotic asphyxiation for you medical types). Been really getting into that lately. And when End Times come, it's gonna get even more popular. Can probably trade laces for whisky even. Which can enhance strangle-bating. Jeez, I need to order 30 of each kind of shoelace like immediately.
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
When choosing laces for the hunt, it's always hard to decide if melting into the background takes precedence or looking cool in case I run into some even cooler guys from Texas, or Florida.
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Anyone still using leather boot laces? Those things used to be da bomb before all the newfangled synthetic stuff. Just don't knot them too hard when wet.
Posted By: Remsen Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
On the subject of shoelaces and diaries, I returned to California from Montana last night and there was a package waiting for me. It came from an address in Florida and contained a dozen tubes of the substance in the picture below.

I have family in Florida, but they'd never send me a gift. I know that a lawsuit I recently filed has pissed off certain people in a government of a middle eastern nation (it rhymes with gutter), so this is likely just them sending me a message. I am a slow learner, though, so I think I will send a message back to those who I think sent the gift and ask them to send Astroglide next time they are in Florida.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by MikeL2
Anyone still using leather boot laces? Those things used to be da bomb before all the newfangled synthetic stuff. Just don't knot them too hard when wet.


Yes, I do!

Here’s a pair of 12" boots made for me bt Tom Mattamore, based on the Model 1904 high quarter marching boot!

[Linked Image]
Posted By: huntinaz Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Remsen
On the subject of shoelaces and diaries, I returned to California from Montana last night and there was a package waiting for me. It came from an address in Florida and contained a dozen tubes of the substance in the picture below.

I have family in Florida, but they'd never send me a gift. I know that a lawsuit I recently filed has pissed off certain people in a government of a middle eastern nation (it rhymes with gutter), so this is likely just them sending me a message. I am a slow learner, though, so I think I will send a message back to those who I think sent the gift and ask them to send Astroglide next time they are in Florida.

[Linked Image]


You can use that for strangle-bating. You'll need some shoelaces or at least a leather belt.
Posted By: Tom264 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tom264
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Tom264

And don’t forget that Fool...


Hey the Christian back!

Hey the heathen is still here.


Tsk, tsk, tsk.

You’re not supposed to judge.

Not judging..
Calling a spade a spade
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Dat's raciss
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by ltppowell
You gotta admit this thread had substance than most.


Solid work. 😂
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Texczech
Amen Jag


HIGH FIVES!!!!


God bless you, Col.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by MikeL2
Anyone still using leather boot laces? Those things used to be da bomb before all the newfangled synthetic stuff. Just don't knot them too hard when wet.


Yes, I do!

Here’s a pair of 12" boots made for me bt Tom Mattamore, based on the Model 1904 high quarter marching boot!

[Linked Image]

Those boots ever see a cow pile or a mud hole, KW?
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Originally Posted by MikeL2
Anyone still using leather boot laces? Those things used to be da bomb before all the newfangled synthetic stuff. Just don't knot them too hard when wet.


Yes, I do!

Here’s a pair of 12" boots made for me bt Tom Mattamore, based on the Model 1904 high quarter marching boot!

[Linked Image]

Those boots ever see a cow pile or a mud hole, KW?


Occassionally. But not often. I usually just wear my Red wing iron rangers. They are going on year 7 of constant wear.
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I just watched Bond, James Bond rip the laces out of his shoes & loop them on his rappelling rope to use to go back up(I'll bet there's a term for that, besides ascend, that is ). They almost had to be para-cord laces to do that.

BTW, the gadgets used in double naught spy movies in the early days weren't real at the time, laser beams, wristwatch monitors,etc. & just way to far fetched. Silly stuff. Make believe.
Yes, make believe, or until a few decades passed anyway.

Want to discuss Terminator?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I like leather laces....but I break them all the time.
Posted By: BillyGoatGruff Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I like leather laces....but I break them all the time.



Don't pull so hard.

Edit to add before I knock off for the night, I did too. I saved the broke pieces for tying the cheek pieces on headstalls to the bits.
Posted By: huntinaz Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
I just watched Bond, James Bond rip the laces out of his shoes & loop them on his rappelling rope to use to go back up(I'll bet there's a term for that, besides ascend, that is ). They almost had to be para-cord laces to do that.

BTW, the gadgets used in double naught spy movies in the early days weren't real at the time, laser beams, wristwatch monitors,etc. & just way to far fetched. Silly stuff. Make believe.
Yes, make believe, or until a few decades passed anyway.

Want to discuss Terminator?


Just like 20 years ago, if you brought up the topic of strangle-bating, people would be like what the hell, freak. Now, it's more popular than ever.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by BillyGoatGruff
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I like leather laces....but I break them all the time.



Don't pull so hard.




They said the same thing about all the starter pull ropes I break too.
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
I just watched Bond, James Bond rip the laces out of his shoes & loop them on his rappelling rope to use to go back up(I'll bet there's a term for that, besides ascend, that is ). They almost had to be para-cord laces to do that.


Prusik knot. Haven't seen that term in a long time.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by huntinaz
Let's not dull this thread up with a bunch of religion.

Let's get back to shoelaces.

Now I've seen some real good advice about them so far. Truth be told I usually just use the standard issue shoelace that comes with the shoes I buy. But what about when End Times come? I want to be prepared. Shoelaces can be used for so many things. Lacing up shoes, for one. Tying up people, for another. Practicing sailor knots. Crafting. Fixing shit. Strangle-bating (auto-erotic asphyxiation for you medical types). Been really getting into that lately. And when End Times come, it's gonna get even more popular. Can probably trade laces for whisky even. Which can enhance strangle-bating. Jeez, I need to order 30 of each kind of shoelace like immediately.


We cookin' with gas now!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Tom264

Not judging..
Calling a spade a spade


Go point at a mirror and repeat these words:

"I'm not stupid, you're stupid. I'm not stupid, you're stupid."

Let us know when it sets in.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo

Want to discuss Terminator?


Yes.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I don't want to be rude but I have to get ready for church now.

I'm going to sit in the back and monitor usage of applause and/or elevated levels of glee throughout the service.

Will report my findings ASAP.



Campfire Guy
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I'm going to go search youtube for a video of a perp who gets taken out by an armed citizen. It'll be somewhere in South America. Rather unique.
Posted By: tikkanut Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]
Posted By: hanco Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


That is amazing
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


Well, if you have to prey then that is a good place to do it.
Posted By: Fugawe Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
On shoelaces:
Do you lace boots/shoes right over left or left over right?
It's a rhetorical question because any sane person laces right over left.
R/L is God's way.
Anyone who laces L/R should be tied to a post and fed Ex-Lax.
Posted By: Pappy348 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.

Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


That is amazing


Please hold your applause.

He’s in church for Christ sake.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Fugawe
On shoelaces:
Do you lace boots/shoes right over left or left over right?
It's a rhetorical question because any sane person laces right over left.
R/L is God's way.
Anyone who laces L/R should be tied to a post and fed Ex-Lax.


You always start with your left.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.

Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one.


Where do you live in Georgia? I need free room and board this Friday.
Posted By: Gadfly Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Breaking News: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Dead. Reports state that the Generalissimo died from an apoplectic fit after he accidentally broke a bootlace.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
More applause at church right now. I’ve about fugking had it.

Trying to find a deacon so I can give a piece of my mind.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
More applause at church right now. I’ve about fugking had it.

Trying to find a deacon so I can give a piece of my mind.



By church do you mean sports bar? And by deacon do you mean bar tender??
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Oh?

Flave can’t praise the Lord? WTF?
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I stubbed my toe.


Is your toe all better?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Oh?

Flave can’t praise the Lord? WTF?



Hey....I have asked a bar tender to turn the TV down before.


Its not a big deal.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by JSTUART
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


Well, if you have to prey then that is a good place to do it.


Yep, nice place to pray also.
Posted By: Steve Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


But where are the laces?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by deflave
I stubbed my toe.


Is your toe all better?


There is still a mild aching sensation on the right side.

I may ask my wife to drive me to urgent care. If we decide to do this I will start a new thread.
Posted By: Gadfly Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Update: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Local news sources report the broken bootlace is now lying in state at the Almudena Cathederal. We will continue to monitor the situation and and update if there is any change in the bootlaces' condition.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Hahaha. Cooking with gas. I havent heard or thought of that one since my great and wonderful dear old uncle passed. How could i have not missed that. He was the best yellowcat fisherman i ever knew.

Just think, there was a time it was wonderful to get that first propane tank and get a gas stove going in the house rather than get kindling going and waiting forever to taste that first morning coffee.

PTL.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”

Well fugk him too.

This incident might need its own thread.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
The Baptists wont even allow real hooch at service??


What kind of hell hole did you move to?
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Maybe you have toelio.
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.



Well damn Clark, you can’t expect Bristoe to run downtown every evening looking for a snaggled toothed whore just for our reading pleasure 🤦🏼‍♂️
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
Maybe you have toelio.



More n' likely gout from too much White Zinfandel and iguana.
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.



Well damn Clark, you can’t expect Bristoe to run downtown every evening looking for a snaggled toothed whore just for our reading pleasure 🤦🏼‍♂️


I'm not nearly as animated as I was when I arrived here in 2005. 63 ain't 49.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
Maybe you have toelio.


Already passed Kneezels and into acute Small Cocks!!!
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
OH! And not to mention, he has a very cute angina!
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Take two nitro and call me in the morning.
Posted By: ingwe Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”

Well fugk him too.

This incident might need its own thread.




Just refer to the Bible on this matter, I hear it has pinpoint accuracy...
Posted By: JTman Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.

Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one.


Where do you live in Georgia? I need free room and board this Friday.


WTF, I thought you were staying with Gus???
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
[Linked Image]
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
I just watched Bond, James Bond rip the laces out of his shoes & loop them on his rappelling rope to use to go back up(I'll bet there's a term for that, besides ascend, that is ). They almost had to be para-cord laces to do that.

BTW, the gadgets used in double naught spy movies in the early days weren't real at the time, laser beams, wristwatch monitors,etc. & just way to far fetched. Silly stuff. Make believe.
Yes, make believe, or until a few decades passed anyway.

Want to discuss Terminator?


prusik slings
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Steve
Originally Posted by tikkanut


my Church with a view..........

[Linked Image]


But where are the laces?


no laces, CVT belt
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Gadfly
Update: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. Local news sources report the broken bootlace is now lying in state at the Almudena Cathederal. We will continue to monitor the situation and and update if there is any change in the bootlaces' condition.


the Reds broke that boot lace, and blamed it on the Generalissimo
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I woke up this morning still not dead.
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by JTman
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Pappy348
Yesterday I found out, yet again, that the fat black chick actually won the gubernatorial election in GA, so we all can rest easy now and wait for her moving van to pull up at the mansion. The suspense has been killing me.

Her opponent might want to borrow one of those shoelaces, a long, strong one.


Where do you live in Georgia? I need free room and board this Friday.


WTF, I thought you were staying with Gus???


Jeez man...just how silly do you think Gus is?
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by deflave
The guy that hands out the crackers and grape drink just told me “one only please.”

Well fugk him too.

This incident might need its own thread.




Just refer to the Bible on this matter, I hear it has pinpoint accuracy...



That kind of depends on who exactly is throwing it.
Posted By: poboy Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
We still have to use balin' wire for shoe laces.
Posted By: northern_dave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by poboy
We still have to use balin' wire for shoe laces.



So you've got shoes? Must be nice.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
They've got boots now that don't need laces. Google it, big time saver.
Posted By: hanco Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
I woke up this morning still not dead.




That’s a good thing, I am thankful every day!
Posted By: Calvin Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.

Messed up.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Did you ask if he was a dimocrap?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Maybe he was a Methodist?
Posted By: kwg020 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Gus
for years now, we've been attempting to completely eradicate cockle-burs (that's a weed) from our garden. every last one to be eliminated is the goal.

they have seeds inside a bur, and will re-populate in the garden and take over from productive veggies such as corn, beans, and squash.

we collect every single plant that germinates and shows itself. place in a big thick black plastic bag for disposal.

i can only imagine the time when we wake up, and our garden is weed free. at least no cockle burs.

of course there'll be crabgrass, lambs quarters, morning glories and maybe bermuda grass.



Look up wild parsnip. I have 46 acres of it. It hates me and hurts me at every opportunity.

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=wild+parsnip&qpvt=wild+parsnip&FORM=VDRE
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by smokepole
I'm going to go search youtube for a video of a perp who gets taken out by an armed citizen. It'll be somewhere in South America. Rather unique.


I think TRH makes his living off commissions from that website.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Pretty quiet here where dafuq's flave he stay for Sunday school?
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Calvin
I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.

Messed up.


I've had that experience. I told her "I'll give you half an hour to quit that."
Posted By: rosco1 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.



no mail?
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Maybe he was a Methodist?


Why do some of you automatically assume that it was a guy?.....TSA has female screeners. 😂
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by rosco1



no mail?


Don't even get me started on that schit.

10yds there. 10yds back. One of the main reasons I'm on Prozac.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Salty303
Pretty quiet here where dafuq's flave he stay for Sunday school?


Man I got into at church today. Pulled my Jesus coat to the side and showed him the butt of my 1911.

Schit was about to get real.



Travis


PS-My Jesus coat is sleeveless so the Deacon also saw my tatted up guns.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Maybe he was a Methodist?


Why do some of you automatically assume that it was a guy?.....TSA has female screeners. 😂


If you ever want to see the TSA go into full confused mode, just tell them you're not complying with anything they ask and that you are going to take a different flight.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Holy mother of god.

It's raining again.

I'm gonna call local dirt and see if there's any way we can help each other through this.
Posted By: Remington6MM Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Lol......I’m good. It’s when I’m breastfeeding and going through security at the same time that I get funny looks.

I breeze through TSA, they know I’m good people even though we speak different languages and I’ve never been a pirate.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem.


What do you guys do?

Does it happen often?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem.


What do you guys do?

Does it happen often?




Drink....heavily.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights


I breeze through TSA, they know I’m good people even though we speak different languages and I’ve never been a pirate.


Go find some wood to knock on.

And I ain't talking about your COCK.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Remington6MM
Clark, I have some experience in dealing with rain as I live in Western Washington. I will help you with your problem.


What do you guys do?

Does it happen often?




Drink....heavily.


And responsibly!
Posted By: Crow hunter Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I've come to the conclusion that the Hunter's Campfire is actually a diary. As a result, I felt the need to share some monumental happenings that occurred in my life this Friday. Hold onto your hats. This is going to be intense.

-I had a mild disagreement with someone else.

-My dog suffered from constipation.

-I stubbed my toe.

-I changed the oil in a vehicle.

-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.


You're channeling your inner Hemingway, it must be from your newfound proximity to Key West. Sleeping with six toed cats and martinis are next.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
U-boats and Tommy guns!
Posted By: Texczech Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
45s and horse heads
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I'm not sure how to transform from boot laces to drinking heavily cause it's raining ,, but thinking that's what got me into this conversation to begin with.

The sun popped out here, but it was too late, already drinking.
Posted By: fubarguy Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
The sky opened
Light shone down
An Angel desended to Earth
And took a dump


HOLY CRAP!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
I'm not sure how to transform from boot laces to drinking heavily cause it's raining ,, but thinking that's what got me into this conversation to begin with.

The sun popped out here, but it was too late, already drinking.


Kids say it stopped raining.

I may walk to the window later and double check.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Dont pull a hammie.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I always stretch first.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Just returned the rented breakfast beer to the environment.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Just returned the rented breakfast beer to the environment.


Being that you're in California I assume that means you left it in the street?
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Just returned the rented breakfast beer to the environment.


Being that you're in California I assume that means you left it in the street?


Along bottom of the good neighbor fence. Keeps their cat and kids away.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by FatCity67


Along bottom of the good neighbor fence. Keeps their cat and kids away.


Nice.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Just opened my first.


Been cooking and cleaning all day.


Laundry washed? Check

Dinner cooking? Check

Pants worn..........uh.........I did wash some pants.....so...Check!
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
New Screen name for you:

Big Sexy

Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Just opened my first.

Been cooking and cleaning all day.

Laundry washed? Check

Dinner cooking? Check

Pants worn..........uh.........I did wash some pants.....so...Check!


You trim your cuticles and moisturize as well?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
My right hand stays pretty smooth.
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Sweet
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
From washing dishes you dirty man!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Just opened my first.


Been cooking and cleaning all day.


Laundry washed? Check

Dinner cooking? Check

Pants worn..........uh.........I did wash some pants.....so...Check!


Man I hear ya.

Wonder what the real men did?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Holy fugk....

Four degree shift in wind direction.

Separate thread?
Posted By: Salty303 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
South paw here. Feels more like someone else is doing the dishes..
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Haha!
Posted By: Gus Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Just opened my first.


Been cooking and cleaning all day.


Laundry washed? Check

Dinner cooking? Check

Pants worn..........uh.........I did wash some pants.....so...Check!


Man I hear ya.

Wonder what the real men did?


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.
Posted By: 79S Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salty303
Pretty quiet here where dafuq's flave he stay for Sunday school?


Man I got into at church today. Pulled my Jesus coat to the side and showed him the butt of my 1911.

Schit was about to get real.



Travis


PS-My Jesus coat is sleeveless so the Deacon also saw my tatted up guns.


Huh did not know safariman moved to Florida as well. So who two in the choir as well?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Salty303
South paw here. Feels more like someone else is doing the dishes..


Reverse cowgirl. Hot.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Originally Posted by Calvin
I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.

Messed up.

I've had that experience. I told her "I'll give you half an hour to quit that."

Obviously a false story. TSA does not hire heteros.

Nor English speakers, nor anyone not obese. IME.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by 79S


Huh did not know safariman moved to Florida as well. So who two in the choir as well?


I'm easily the biggest man in my quartet.

And I drive a Harley. Almost.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Just opened my first.


Been cooking and cleaning all day.


Laundry washed? Check

Dinner cooking? Check

Pants worn..........uh.........I did wash some pants.....so...Check!


Man I hear ya.

Wonder what the real men did?



Golly....aint out of the living room long enough to find out!
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by NVhntr
Originally Posted by Calvin
I had a made TSA agent make contact with my junk no less than 3 times in a pat down at screening yesterday by claiming I had something in my pocket that wasn't there.

Messed up.

I've had that experience. I told her "I'll give you half an hour to quit that."

Obviously a false story. TSA does not hire heteros.

Nor English speakers, nor anyone not obese. IME.



You obviously aint been thru SFO and dealt with the 4ft tall Oriental crotch sniffers.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


The contemplation of such is fairly indicative of a particular mental affliction, though i wont disclose it publicy, at this time, anyway.
Posted By: Gus Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


i'm not anti-social. don't want ya to think nor believe that for an instant.

however, i'm pretty non-social. that's a world of difference from anti-social.

i checked with my wife, and she says whatever. but don't take in any riff-raff.

my wife has her toyota in the shop which is pretty much uncommon & unlikely.

so, if it gets out of the local independent shop in time, i can make it to the bass-pro?
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by rosco1

no mail?

Don't even get me started on that schit.

10yds there. 10yds back. One of the main reasons I'm on Prozac.

Prozac?

Check with paddler. He can help you get dosed.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by deflave
-And last but not least, it rained. And I'm not kidding about this. Water literally fell from the sky and onto the earth. It was like.... totally crazy.



Liberty Creek Merlot, $6 a bottle, you can sit out on the front porch with your dog and watch the as gate opens and closes at the end of the street. If’n you’re really lucky the HOA lady may stop by with her ruler to measure the grass again.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Gus
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


i'm not anti-social. don't want ya to think nor believe that for an instant.

however, i'm pretty non-social. that's a world of difference from anti-social.

i checked with my wife, and she says whatever. but don't take in any riff-raff.

my wife has her toyota in the shop which is pretty much uncommon & unlikely.

so, if it gets out of the local independent shop in time, i can make it to the bass-pro?

Originally Posted by Gus
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


i'm not anti-social. don't want ya to think nor believe that for an instant.

however, i'm pretty non-social. that's a world of difference from anti-social.

i checked with my wife, and she says whatever. but don't take in any riff-raff.

my wife has her toyota in the shop which is pretty much uncommon & unlikely.

so, if it gets out of the local independent shop in time, i can make it to the bass-pro?

Translation: No.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Hahahaha. Pure genius. Freaking dimocrap. wink
Posted By: gunzo Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Good gosh, I fought the good fight all last night, & leave to have some beers outdoors, & the rain crowd has gone gay political.

Galitical.
Posted By: Blu_Cs Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by gunzo
All my troubles seemed so far away.


That was my first thought.

That said, I wonder if you might have had had an epiphany ….or something. Maybe on the usefulness of a .380 in Miami Dade as oppose to something with more shoulders?

Like others I've been watching your declared metamorphosis, and am trying to figure out if you have slipped into normalcy, or actually still have the occasional - brilliant - flash of loonyism!
Posted By: Gus Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Hahahaha. Pure genius. Freaking dimocrap. wink


i've never voted democrap. voting republican doesn't seem to help much?

i'm libertarian that aligns w/the repubs come election time.

meanwhile the southern borderlines are being overrun.

so much for voting. i guess it slows the rate of fall?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
I was kidding you Gus, with your apparent dimocrap sidestep. grin
Posted By: Gus Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I was kidding you Gus, with your apparent dimocrap sidestep. grin


the federal parole officer has laid the law down.

she doesn't want me wandering off course.

she indicates ethical responsibility.

can't interact with felons, etc.

i served under pres. johnson.

there ya go, i'm not clean.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Liberty Creek Merlot, $6 a bottle, you can sit out on the front porch with your dog and watch the as gate opens and closes at the end of the street. If’n you’re really lucky the HOA lady may stop by with her ruler to measure the grass again.


Your concept of "success" is fugking hilarious.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Gus
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I was kidding you Gus, with your apparent dimocrap sidestep. grin


the federal parole officer has laid the law down.

she doesn't want me wandering off course.

she indicates ethical responsibility.

can't interact with felons, etc.

i served under pres. johnson.

there ya go, i'm not clean.


You're a kghunt.

We could have been friends.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Originally Posted by Blu_Cs
Originally Posted by gunzo
All my troubles seemed so far away.


That was my first thought.

That said, I wonder if you might have had had an epiphany ….or something. Maybe on the usefulness of a .380 in Miami Dade as oppose to something with more shoulders?

Like others I've been watching your declared metamorphosis, and am trying to figure out if you have slipped into normalcy, or actually still have the occasional - brilliant - flash of loonyism!





Are you talking to me or gunzo?
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/05/19
Snow flakes were falling in Helena. I was pissed.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
A couple weeks ago my wife went to California to visit her family.

Anyway I got bored one evening and changed the oil in my riding lawn mower.


Went with Mobil 1 synthetic 10w-30.

Chit was like $10 quart, filter was $8.


There went the booze money for the week!
Posted By: RichardAustin Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


Unless you have a pm from Gus with his cel # and an invite to come anytime, I'm guessing that's not only a "of course not" but also a "please quit asking".

If I lived on your travel route you'd be welcome to come stay with me for as long as you want. But I don't. Plus I'm presently out of the country. Indefinitely.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave

Your concept of "success" is fugking hilarious.


OK Captain Search Engine, where have I ever claimed to be a success?

I prefer the label “crushing failure” applied to me not long ago, takes the pressure off. Not just for me either, depressed folks here be like “My life sucks, but at least I got hot water and AC.”


I do have some good stories tho, all true.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I rode my bicycle for 50 miles today. The first time I hit that mark since my surgery in October. I wore spandex.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave

Your concept of "success" is fugking hilarious.


OK Captain Search Engine, where have I ever claimed to be a success?

I prefer the label “crushing failure” applied to me not long ago, takes the pressure off. Not just for me either, depressed folks here be like “My life sucks, but at least I got hot water and AC.”


I do have some good stories tho, all true.


Your stories SUCK.

Come back when you're a broad.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
A couple weeks ago my wife went to California to visit her family.

Anyway I got bored one evening and changed the oil in my riding lawn mower.


Went with Mobil 1 synthetic 10w-30.

Chit was like $10 quart, filter was $8.


There went the booze money for the week!


Son of a bee sting!
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I rode my bicycle for 50 miles today. The first time I hit that mark since my surgery in October. I wore spandex.


They shortened your labia?
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I rode my bicycle for 50 miles today. The first time I hit that mark since my surgery in October. I wore spandex.


Congrats, ‘cept I’d eat worms before I wore Spandex, and I ain’t et worms yet.

I find it helps to just ignore the distance, and the pace, I just think of it in terms of time. For me it ain’t 50 miles, it’s four or five hours.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I rode my bicycle for 50 miles today. The first time I hit that mark since my surgery in October. I wore spandex.


Congrats, ‘cept I’d eat worms before I wore Spandex, and I ain’t et worms yet.

I find it helps to just ignore the distance, and the pace, I just think of it in terms of time. For me it ain’t 50 miles, it’s four or five hours.



Clark, what do you have to say about this post?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I think Birdwatcher is a closet f a g.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
A couple weeks ago my wife went to California to visit her family.

Anyway I got bored one evening and changed the oil in my riding lawn mower.


Went with Mobil 1 synthetic 10w-30.

Chit was like $10 quart, filter was $8.


There went the booze money for the week!
I just use whatever is laying around for the lawnmowers. F u c k it anyway. Kid couldn't hardly get the JD to slug through the weeds today after a week's worth of rain. Lawn looks like [bleep].
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
After listening to my wife and daughter for like, the last ten minutes, I realized that IDGAF about fake nails.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I think Birdwatcher is a closet f a g.


I’m sure you do.
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by RichardAustin
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


Unless you have a pm from Gus with his cel # and an invite to come anytime, I'm guessing that's not only a "of course not" but also a "please quit asking".

If I lived on your travel route you'd be welcome to come stay with me for as long as you want. But I don't. Plus I'm presently out of the country. Indefinitely.


Touche'

Quote
If I lived on your travel route you'd be welcome to come stay with me for as long as you want. But I don't. Plus I'm presently out of the country. Indefinitely.


That is very strong sig line material, right there, I don't care who ya are!
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Gus
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Gus


i monitored the 24 hr. campfire in case there's a msg from the High Priests at NASA there's a meteor detected that is at least 6 months away from impact.


Oh... He pays attention now.

Are you going to let me stay at your house this week or not?


i'm not anti-social. don't want ya to think nor believe that for an instant.

however, i'm pretty non-social. that's a world of difference from anti-social.

i checked with my wife, and she says whatever. but don't take in any riff-raff.

my wife has her toyota in the shop which is pretty much uncommon & unlikely.

so, if it gets out of the local independent shop in time, i can make it to the bass-pro?


Gus,

it's just as well. As soon as Hatari, Jorge and Pugs let him bring his "Shockwave" on their "Bird Hunts" he will drop you like a hot rock. You don't need friends like that.

First rule of the big city: don't let crazy people know where you live.

Sycamore
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
After listening to my wife and daughter for like, the last ten minutes, I realized that IDGAF about fake nails.



Took you long enough
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
I think Birdwatcher is a closet f a g.


I’m sure you do.


How could anyone not?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
I rode my bicycle for 50 miles today. The first time I hit that mark since my surgery in October. I wore spandex.

WTH. Do we need to take up a collection for a scooter? What happened to your car?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Col Travis, You can stay here and have the run of the house in the backyard anytime. We can move the dog in the main house.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
sycamore scared of his own shadow.

TFF.
Posted By: CharlieFoxtrot Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
This thread is absolutely fascinating.














I doing my best to be sincere. smirk
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Jag,

I appreciate that.
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Jag,

I appreciate that.


Travis in Texas, all is right in the world!
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Mr. Hilter is not pleased darling....


[Linked Image]
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
midget Nazi SS, not exactly your everyday occurrence.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]


Fake news!!!
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
I think Birdwatcher is a closet f a g.


I’m sure you do.


How could anyone not?


Women.
Posted By: chlinstructor Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


Walmart ?
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


How was it Birdy? Man, this LCreek CAB is fine.

HEB or Walgreens, Neal.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Col Travis, You can stay here and have the run of the house in the backyard anytime. We can move the dog in the main house.

Originally Posted by deflave
Jag,

I appreciate that.


Any time, Pal. Bring your own pillows. smile

Or Shrapnels.
Posted By: kaywoodie Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I had a glass of Lib Ck merlot tonight with CF elk cutlets and fried potatoes. I am full. It was that dam cast iron thread that made me do it
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


Carlo Rossi is my cheap drinking wine, Burgandy or Paisano, about $11 for a 5 liter jug.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]

A little humor?
Posted By: NVhntr Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I think I went to their concert back in the 70's.

That short guy could really blow a horn.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


Walmart ?


I buy local, H-E-B yo.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
For the record I've pretty much quit drinking.....


Compared to most things light beer is healthy for you.


[Linked Image]
Posted By: Remsen Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]


I love a good Nazi reference, but why do those guys all look like Big Stick?
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Hmmmm....the arm bands?

Maybe the boots???


Cant put a finger on it...
Posted By: Sycamore Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Col Travis, You can stay here and have the run of the house in the backyard anytime. We can move the dog in the main house.

Originally Posted by deflave
Jag,

I appreciate that.


Any time, Pal. Bring your own pillows. smile

Or Shrapnels.


Now that was funny! grin
Posted By: whelennut Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
My filter was so tight I had to use a water pump pliers to loosen it.
GFY
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
What's everybody doing drunk on a Sunday?
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I'm taking the evening off.
Posted By: FieldGrade Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Remsen
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]


I love a good Nazi reference, but why do those guys all look like Big Stick?


LOL....wish I would have said that.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


How was it Birdy? Man, this LCreek CAB is fine.

HEB or Walgreens, Neal.


Bearing in mind I have NO idea what Chardonnay is supposed to to taste like. First impression was a trip down memory lane........

BOONES FARM!..... from back in the days when Ernest and Julio made millions peddling cheap wine to teenagers.But less sweet and more refined than that.

Second impression.... this is what what white vinegar tastes like before it becomes vinegar.

Which ain’t to say it’s bad. The Merlot and Cabernet demand your attention, you COULD chugalug them but that would require conscious effort.

The flavor of this Chardonnay is subtle and unobtrusive enough that if I was thirsty I could easily drink the whole 1.7.L in about two minutes or less.

Still is 12% alcohol by volume tho, just like the others.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
This is the last time I’ll go grocery shopping Sunday night. The more discerning local winos, following my example, have all switched over to Liberty Creek Merlot. Yellowtail Merlot was $3 more, way out of my price range. So I I got this Liberty Creek “Chardonnay”, $5,97 for 1.5L same as the Merlot.

Chardonnay? A new adventure for me.


Do you have a Trader Joe’s around? They’re the king of two buck chuck. They have some respectable wines for amazing prices. I’m not a wine drinker and can’t tell the difference between expensive wines and cheap ones but those with more sophisticated palates tell me they’re a great value.

I like Trader Joe’s, they always have quality products at reasonable prices. I like their cheeses. 👍
Posted By: Crow hunter Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights

Do you have a Trader Joe’s around? They’re the king of two buck chuck. They have some respectable wines for amazing prices. I’m not a wine drinker and can’t tell the difference between expensive wines and cheap ones but those with more sophisticated palates tell me they’re a great value.


I'm pretty sure two buck Chuck has gone up to three bucks, last time I was in a Trader Joe's they wanted $2.99 for it.

My local hooch emporium has some stuff called Three Wishes that goes for about $3.50 and it ain't half bad. I go in on Wednesdays which is their 10% off day and stock up on it, that makes it $3.15. Even Birdwatcher could swing that.
Posted By: Anjin Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by fubarguy
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

[Linked Image]

Those are pretty tall boots! It's amazing that you still have them.
I would have thought that they got damaged at Verdun when you fought beside Sgt. York
Do you still have the leggins and jodpurs? smile


Russell moccasin turkey snaker left and Russell something else on rt.


The ones on the right look just like my Russell Bird Shooters that I bought in around 1977. They are still going strong and I can't wear them out! They worked fine in Africa in the '80s and in New Mexico today. The soles seem impervious to wear.

Norm
Posted By: JSTUART Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Anjin
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by fubarguy
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

[Linked Image]

Those are pretty tall boots! It's amazing that you still have them.
I would have thought that they got damaged at Verdun when you fought beside Sgt. York
Do you still have the leggins and jodpurs? smile


Russell moccasin turkey snaker left and Russell something else on rt.


The ones on the right look just like my Russell Bird Shooters that I bought in around 1977. They are still going strong and I can't wear them out! They worked fine in Africa in the '80s and in New Mexico today. The soles seem impervious to wear.

Norm



I am not sure how you lot get boots to last that long, mine are generally screwed within four years.


Unless I leave them in the back of the cupboard and don't use them.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

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A little humor?


A little music?
Posted By: Hammerdown Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Some things are always the same. Only thing that changes is the day of the week. If you are willing, it will come back around too.
Did you find the key?
Posted By: Redneck Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.
I hear ya.. IMHO it may have to do with boredom leftover from a long, miserable winter.. Should get better if the sun ever comes out.. smile
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Women.


You couldn't score a piece outside of a whorehouse.

And probably not inside one either.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Redneck
Originally Posted by deflave
No. Just something interesting.
I hear ya.. IMHO it may have to do with boredom leftover from a long, miserable winter.. Should get better if the sun ever comes out.. smile


Friend sent pics of Havre yesterday and it appears winter is still in full swing.

Illinois got schit weather also. I hope it takes a break because I'm supposed to ride up there this weekend.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Hammerdown
Some things are always the same. Only thing that changes is the day of the week. If you are willing, it will come back around too.
Did you find the key?



I lost a key?
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Yesterday?

How about some Billy Dean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhsYsYpyIA
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Yesterday?

How about some Billy Dean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKhsYsYpyIA


Gave me goosebumps.
Posted By: hanco Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I wonder if Billy Dean is still touring?
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Day off today. Headed to work.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
My dog IS NOT and HAS NOT been constipated of late.

Out on a limb I'd venture 5-6 fresh dumps in yard over the weekend while we watched the wife pressure wash the decks.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by hanco
I wonder if Billy Dean is still touring?



Dunno, but Roy Clark isn't.
Posted By: Bama_Rick Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by hanco
I wonder if Billy Dean is still touring?



Dunno, but Roy Clark isn't.


Sure about that? There's tickets for sale in the classifieds.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
If he IS touring I hope I'm unavailable for some time to make one of his shows.....
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Yup, plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.

Time for coffee.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
RE: the Liberty Creek Chardonnay.....

We do have Trader Joe’s here but with the $3 in gas required to drive there I could just as easily spring for the Yellowtail.

The verdict is what was left of the Chardonnay, like the way too sweet LIberty Creek Sweet Red before it, was poured out as an offering to the compost pile gods this morning

Choosing a $6 bottle of wine can be tricky.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Women.


You couldn't score a piece outside of a whorehouse.

And probably not inside one either.



Actually, I could.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Women.


You couldn't score a piece outside of a whorehouse.

And probably not inside one either.



Actually, I could.


Yes you've told us many times how easy it would be for you to slay pussy if you were to ever take interest in pussy.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
RE: the Liberty Creek Chardonnay.....

We do have Trader Joe’s here but with the $3 in gas required to drive there I could just as easily spring for the Yellowtail.

The verdict is what was left of the Chardonnay, like the way too sweet LIberty Creek Sweet Red before it, was poured out as an offering to the compost pile gods this morning

Choosing a $6 bottle of wine can be tricky.


"Spring" for the Yellowtail.

LMAO.

I guess we'll add wine to the list of schit you don't comprehend.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Anjin
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by fubarguy
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Regarding shoelaces. Do you have any recommendations? There's so many choices!


You got your hard weave cotton boot lace on the right and your soft weave stretchy poly crap on the left. The latter stretch and load up with stickers and cactus spines.

[Linked Image]

Those are pretty tall boots! It's amazing that you still have them.
I would have thought that they got damaged at Verdun when you fought beside Sgt. York
Do you still have the leggins and jodpurs? smile


Russell moccasin turkey snaker left and Russell something else on rt.


The ones on the right look just like my Russell Bird Shooters that I bought in around 1977. They are still going strong and I can't wear them out! They worked fine in Africa in the '80s and in New Mexico today. The soles seem impervious to wear.

Norm


They are so comfortable its unreal, even after a full day of wear. My legs may be tired but my feet feel great in those boots driving home from even 8 or so miles after quail.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by hanco
I wonder if Billy Dean is still touring?



Dunno, but Roy Clark isn't.



Why not, Elvis is still making the rounds.
Posted By: jpb Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
And now for something completely different,,,,,,,,,

[Linked Image]

Originally Posted by NVhntr
I think I went to their concert back in the 70's.

That short guy could really blow a horn.

You'll have to be more specific.

John
Posted By: 79S Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
RE: the Liberty Creek Chardonnay.....

We do have Trader Joe’s here but with the $3 in gas required to drive there I could just as easily spring for the Yellowtail.

The verdict is what was left of the Chardonnay, like the way too sweet LIberty Creek Sweet Red before it, was poured out as an offering to the compost pile gods this morning

Choosing a $6 bottle of wine can be tricky.


No such thing as good $6 bottle of wine..
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
No, but you can get a GREAT box of wine for 6.
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Raeford
My dog IS NOT and HAS NOT been constipated of late.

Out on a limb I'd venture 5-6 fresh dumps in yard over the weekend while we watched the wife pressure wash the decks.

What did the dog do?
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
No, but you can get a GREAT box of wine for 6.



Life’s afforded me the opportunity to try the finer things in life, 5 star hotels, crystalle champagne, fancy restaurants.


Give me a campfire, a decent bourbon, or a $6 box of wine at the cabin. Those are where my tastes lie, not because it’s more affordable, it’s just better. For me anyway
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave

"Spring" for the Yellowtail.

LMAO.

I guess we'll add wine to the list of schit you don't comprehend.


Yellowtail is the next most expensive at H-E-B, $9 versus $6, no idea as to quality. You seem to presume I ain’t tongue in cheek here (no obscene homosexual references please).

Anyways, did you know Florida is like the BEST place in the nation to develop new varieties of lawn grass? So much so that there’s actually entire varieties of lawn grass named after Florida and places therein.

Yepper, lawns just grow like a weed down there, every day, all year round.......
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
No, but you can get a GREAT box of wine for 6.


Give me a campfire, a decent bourbon, or a $6 box of wine at the cabin. Those are where my tastes lie, not because it’s more affordable, it’s just better. For me anyway


Well put cool
Posted By: local_dirt Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Holy mother of god.

It's raining again.

I'm gonna call local dirt and see if there's any way we can help each other through this.




I'm cowering in a corner.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Yes you've told us many times how easy it would be for you to slay pussy if you were to ever take interest in pussy.



No, I’ve mentioned events from my past, mostly in response to pointed queries from the likes of yourself, never thought of it as “slaying”, it was always their idea. It’s women who actually do the choosing.

I also mentioned that the only woman I’ve kept company with for going on thirty years now was my ex.

Bristoe is right, there are lots of single older women out there who.would appreciate some good times and attention. Could be when I’m oughtta debt I’ll have the resources on hand to give ‘em some.
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
RE: the Liberty Creek Chardonnay.....

We do have Trader Joe’s here but with the $3 in gas required to drive there I could just as easily spring for the Yellowtail.

The verdict is what was left of the Chardonnay, like the way too sweet LIberty Creek Sweet Red before it, was poured out as an offering to the compost pile gods this morning

Choosing a $6 bottle of wine can be tricky.


$3 in gas would indicate that it’s not too far away......don’t you ride a bicycle everywhere? Since when does your bicycle take gas? Is it cheaper to buy [bleep] wine at the Stop&Rob and dump it out because it’s not palatable than it is to buy decent wine and drink it all? If someone is buying and drinking wine it would seem they could afford to splurge on getting their ass to the store that sells decent stuff. You ain’t making money by drinking wine and dumping it in the compost bin seems less thrifty than using that crappy wine for cooking.

If you were to go crazy and spring for the $3 in gas to go to Trader Joe’s you do know that you can buy more than 1 bottle at a time? Buying more than 1 at a time allows you to spread the three dollars of gas money over several bottles of wine reducing the extrapolated total. They also have food that you could buy to further lower your transportation costs.

I appreciate thriftiness but hate cheapskates. One uses intelligence to save money while the other uses ignorance to justify not paying.

Those are my thoughts on the matter and I cannot care less what someone else spends their money on as long as they’re happy with their poor choices. 😂
Posted By: Raeford Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by MikeL2
Originally Posted by Raeford
My dog IS NOT and HAS NOT been constipated of late.

Out on a limb I'd venture 5-6 fresh dumps in yard over the weekend while we watched the wife pressure wash the decks.

What did the dog do?


Eat
Sleep
Defecate

Repeat
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by hanco
I wonder if Billy Dean is still touring?


Yep. Doing mostly gospel though.
Posted By: hanco Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
We saw a new guy last Thursday, his name is David Joel, good singer, good original songs, good to dance to. Friday was a long day at work. Roy Clark opened for him.

Check out David Joel on u tube.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Yepper, lawns just grow like a weed down there, every day, all year round.......


I throw money at that problem.
Posted By: Raeford Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher


Yepper, lawns just grow like a weed down there, every day, all year round.......


I throw money at that problem.



"Yellowtail" kinda money?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
You seem to presume I ain’t tongue in cheek here (no obscene homosexual references please).



Again, you don't seem to grasp what is being said.

If you burn three dollars in fuel to buy a case of wine at Trader Joe's you would be way ahead, both in quality and cost.

But it's pretty obvious you're the kinda guy that buys his Newport's one at a time and fishes with a cane pole. So I don't know why anybody bothers offering you any sort of advice.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Raeford



"Yellowtail" kinda money?



BALLAH!
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
$3 in gas would indicate that it’s not too far away......don’t you ride a bicycle everywhere? Since when does your bicycle take gas? Is it cheaper to buy [bleep] wine at the Stop&Rob and dump it out because it’s not palatable than it is to buy decent wine and drink it all?


Harumph! The H-E-B grocery chain a Stop&Rob? Bite yer tongue, if there’s a corporate chain that does more for, and is loved more by the locally communities they serve I ain’t aware of it.

Note too, everyone agrees that LC’s Merlot is surprisingly good, and their Cabernet is decent. Only way to find out about their Sweet Red and Chardonnay was to try it.

Trader Joe’s is a thirty mile round trip on the Interstates, or a four hour round trip by the route I’d be obliged to take on a bicycle. Would you drive 200 miles (four hours) over $3? Would you do it if ya had to ride a bicycle four hours in cross-town traffic eek

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If someone is buying and drinking wine it would seem they could afford to splurge on getting their ass to the store that sells decent stuff....


I’m sorry, I though we were talking about just sub $10 bottles of wine, I had no idea of the greater ramifications.

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Those are my thoughts on the matter and I cannot care less what someone else spends their money on as long as they’re happy with their poor choices. 😂


See, that’s the difference right there, ‘Flave CARES about my poor choices.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I just like to point out that you're a dumb fugk.

Mostly because you're a condescending know-it-all prick.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Again, you don't seem to grasp what is being said.

If you burn three dollars in fuel to buy a case of wine at Trader Joe's you would be way ahead, both in quality and cost.

But it's pretty obvious you're the kinda guy that buys his Newport's one at a time and fishes with a cane pole. So I don't know why anybody bothers offering you any sort of advice.


Oh, I got a family tree littered with alcoholics, no way I’m gonna have a whole case laying around. Same reason I quit the six gallon boxes. I can swing a liter-and-a-half a week. If you drink as much as you claim (I doubt it) you might consider doing the same.

Meanwhile, everyone says LC Merlot is good stuff.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I just like to point out that you're a dumb fugk.

Mostly because you're a condescending know-it-all prick.



“Woe to him whom all men think we’ll of.”

Dude, you LIVE to insult and belittle folks on the ‘net, worse, you do so to amuse the Flavettes.

I can’t help it that when you get on my case, you’re almost always wrong <“shrug”>.

OK, this is where you get back on the “Search” function.
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I don't drink much wine these days. But there was a time when my wife and I would occasionally split a bottle of white German wine.

It all started when she took a trip to Germany and brought back a bottle which was recommended to her by a woman in a wine shop there. It was very good. We tried to find it here and never could,..so we started buying various bottles of white German wine to see if we could find one that would match it. We never found any as good. But we found many that were very good.

Variants of Pinot Gris are usually good. But they're not priced like 2 buck chuck.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
This Thread Needs To Be Retitled "Last Week ".
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Last week !! - 05/06/19
LOL !

This is all old news.
Posted By: deflave Re: Last week !! - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher

I can’t help it that when you get on my case, you’re almost always wrong <“shrug”>.



Did you ever get your tire fixed or did you opt for the "lawn ornament" solution?
Posted By: 79S Re: Last week !! - 05/06/19
Here you go you cracker ass sob

Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Last week !! - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher

I can’t help it that when you get on my case, you’re almost always wrong <“shrug”>.



Did you ever get your tire fixed or did you opt for the "lawn ornament" solution?


Ya know, where I live I DO have that option......
Posted By: deflave Re: Last week !! - 05/06/19
Oh I have zero doubt.

I also have zero doubt you take full advantage.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
I just like to point out that you're a dumb fugk.

Mostly because you're a condescending know-it-all prick.



“Woe to him whom all men think we’ll of.”

Dude, you LIVE to insult and belittle folks on the ‘net, worse, you do so to amuse the Flavettes.

I can’t help it that when you get on my case, you’re almost always wrong <“shrug”>.

OK, this is where you get back on the “Search” function.



It doesnt matter that hes wrong, Birdy, its how hes wrong. wink
Posted By: AcesNeights Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Birdy, You crack me up. 👍......you’ve got your roll and ain’t nobody gonna slow that roll down. Keep on truckin’...or bikin’...or whatever.

PS...I’ve driven a lot further than 30 miles for a beer before.....hell, I’ve driven a hell of a lot further than that for a beer, is wine any different (other than the obvious)? 😂
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
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Originally Posted by deflave
Oh I have zero doubt.

I also have zero doubt you take full advantage.


Actually I worry quite a lot about what the neighbors think.

First light now is 6:30, gives me an hour to weed-whack my postage stamp before work cool
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
PS...I’ve driven a lot further than 30 miles for a beer before.....hell, I’ve driven a hell of a lot further than that for a beer, is wine any different (other than the obvious)? 😂


Actually it is, whole diffrent mindset. Look at the commercials.

One doesn’t down a can of wine, crush it against one’s forehead and toss it out the window.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
Birdy, You crack me up. 👍......you’ve got your roll and ain’t nobody gonna slow that roll down. Keep on truckin’...or bikin’...or whatever.

PS...I’ve driven a lot further than 30 miles for a beer before.....hell, I’ve driven a hell of a lot further than that for a beer, is wine any different (other than the obvious)? 😂

Gotta give Mike credit for no twisted panties.

YMMV.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
What on earth would cause him to have twisted panties?

His biggest detractor is himself.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Originally Posted by deflave
His biggest detractor is himself.


grin

You have relieved me of that burden for some time now.

Anyhoo.... Seems like Honda put tube-type tires on the AfricaTwin. MAJOR faux pas if ya ask me.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
You can’t afford one regardless.
Posted By: Salty303 Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
[Linked Image]

GFY
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
Yer welcome.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
If I rode a bike everywhere, I wouldn’t have time for twenty something thousand posts.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/06/19
I did.
Posted By: MikeL2 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by AcesNeights
PS...I’ve driven a lot further than 30 miles for a beer before.....hell, I’ve driven a hell of a lot further than that for a beer, is wine any different (other than the obvious)? 😂


Actually it is, whole diffrent mindset. Look at the commercials.

One doesn’t down a can of wine, crush it against one’s forehead and toss it out the window.

Actually....you can. canned wine

[Linked Image]
Posted By: MtnBoomer Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Went and saw the Avengers movie. It was a fun family thing but the movie didn't do much for me. Needed subtitles to identify the various characters. Towards the end there's a black fellow who is, I presume, "Super Nigerian? " Whatever. Two billion? Fugg.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by deflave
What on earth would cause him to have twisted panties?

His biggest detractor is himself.

I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.


grin

I’m a Public School Teacher, I get insulted all the time, pretty much every day, face to face. With those kids you don’t respond with hostility because they grew up with hostility., Its what they’re comfortable with and what they are trapped in.

I dunno w’sup with ‘Flave, guess he figures I’m a BS artist, those who had I’ve actually met face to face generally don’t.

They might feel sorry for me, think I’m a sorry loser in life’s lottery, but not a bullsh$t artist wink
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by ironbender
I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.


grin

I’m a Public School Teacher, I get insulted all the time, pretty much every day, face to face. With those kids you don’t respond with hostility because they grew up with hostility., Its what they’re comfortable with and what they are trapped in.

I dunno w’sup with ‘Flave, guess he figures I’m a BS artist, those who had I’ve actually met face to face generally don’t.

They might feel sorry for me, think I’m a sorry loser in life’s lottery, but not a bullsh$t artist wink
I disagree with a lot of your opinions thinking they are based on inexperience as much as anything. That said, I've never seen you be uncivil here even in the face of much incivility towards yourself.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
If I rode a bike everywhere, I wouldn’t have time for twenty something thousand posts.


Doesn't riding a bike all the time cause erectile dysfunction?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by ironbender
I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.


grin

I’m a Public School Teacher, I get insulted all the time, pretty much every day, face to face. With those kids you don’t respond with hostility because they grew up with hostility., Its what they’re comfortable with and what they are trapped in.

I dunno w’sup with ‘Flave, guess he figures I’m a BS artist, those who had I’ve actually met face to face generally don’t.

They might feel sorry for me, think I’m a sorry loser in life’s lottery, but not a bullsh$t artist wink


I don't think you're a BS artist. I think you're a condescending prick that likes to insinuate a level of superiority in his conversation. You do it in a passive aggressive manor so it slips by most people but it's easily recognized by some.

For example, you don't state "I prefer X type of motorcycle." You say things like "I ride too fast for any Harley."

You don't state "I can't afford a hot water heater." You say things like "I am a man so I don't need a hot water heater."

You also state things like "Living OCONUS in the military isn't the same as the Peace Corps." Which implies your time in the Gay Brigade was somehow tougher than somebody's deployment. Even though, you've never deployed. Or even served.

Statements like this imply that those that ride Harley's can't ride to your level. And that those that have a hot water heater, are less boss than the great Birdwatcher. Or someone's year in Afghanistan was less arduous than your sitting around a bunch of Spider Monkeys with your thumb up your ass.

Your stories are also purposely vague. You don't say "I was on a rudimentary fishing vessel with an outboard off the coast of Africa." You say schit like "I was in a dugout canoe."

When you're called on these things you always back peddle and type fifteen paragraphs of more BS, but that's just another veiled reason for you to talk about yourself some more. Which is what condescending pricks tend to do.

So if anyone finds my online critique of your posts to be unfair, perhaps they can all pitch in and get you some writing lessons so you know how to better portray your real self.

Hope this clears everything up.
Posted By: slumlord Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
You missed "sleeping on a 3" thick foam pad on the floor"

laffing
Posted By: slumlord Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
And "only white guy at his wedding"

hahaha
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
You missed "sleeping on a 3" thick foam pad on the floor"

laffing


And the bicycle pump to air the constantly re-occurring flat tire. On a car.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
It was a donut tire wasn't it??
Posted By: JGRaider Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by ironbender
I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.


grin

I’m a Public School Teacher, I get insulted all the time, pretty much every day, face to face. With those kids you don’t respond with hostility because they grew up with hostility., Its what they’re comfortable with and what they are trapped in.

I dunno w’sup with ‘Flave, guess he figures I’m a BS artist, those who had I’ve actually met face to face generally don’t.

They might feel sorry for me, think I’m a sorry loser in life’s lottery, but not a bullsh$t artist wink


I don't think you're a BS artist. I think you're a condescending prick that likes to insinuate a level of superiority in his conversation. You do it in a passive aggressive manor so it slips by most people but it's easily recognized by some.




Or maybe your an attention seeking troll who lives a miserable life, so you have nothing else to do? Just a guess.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
It was a donut tire wasn't it??


No.

The donut was a result of the constantly under inflated tire going down the interstate.

You can't make this schit up.
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Damn............ Are some people actually as insecure as they show themselves to be here?

Maybe they're just angry about their own plight in life.
Posted By: CashisKing Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by CashisKing
Originally Posted by deflave
I stubbed my toe.


Is your toe all better?


There is still a mild aching sensation on the right side.

I may ask my wife to drive me to urgent care. If we decide to do this I will start a new thread.


Update on the stubbed toe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETN9eNOA6vw
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
I got a new pair of house slippers to replace my old ones.

Should that be on its own thread ?
Posted By: 2legit2quit Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
I like em but they’re a lil tight
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
I got a new pair of house slippers to replace my old ones.

Should that be on its own thread ?


Only if you stubbed your toe in the old ones.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by deflave
For example, you don't state "I prefer X type of motorcycle." You say things like "I ride too fast for any Harley."


Dude! LOTS and LOTS of people ride too fast for any Harleys. Things like that makes me realize how little time you have around road bikes. One more tip while I got your attention. In corners don’t look at the road in front, look all the way around where you want to go. Don’t worry about lean angle, that will take care of itself until you scrape something, and you lean by exerting gentler forward pressure in the inside handlebar

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You don't state "I can't afford a hot water heater." You say things like "I am a man so I don't need a hot water heater."


At present my credit rating is close to 800, I have about $30,000 of room on my credit, since I just consolidated I’m now putting $1,500 a month against debt even tho I still pay my ex’s health and car insurances (in return she pays on our son’s 401k).

I could spring $700 installed whatever for a water heater today but I don’t need it bad enough. I don’t live in this house I merely camp here.

Quote
You also state things like "Living OCONUS in the military isn't the same as the Peace Corps." Which implies your time in the Gay Brigade was somehow tougher than somebody's deployment. Even though, you've never deployed. Or even served.


Three years, no running water, no electricity, local foods, paid in local currency so worthless a months salary wouldn’t buy a bucket. No phone, no communication, Weighed 15 pounds less than my high school cross country weight.

Water off the roof in the rainy season, water out of a muddy spring in the forest in the dry season. No fuel for my kerosene stove, no firewood, I took a calculated risk in that there were no other humans upstream, was obliged to drink it as is.

Military coup, soldiers at our school, shot gun right behind me just to see me jump (not much, the FNAL was cool). Soldiers come to forcibly take students to work, I go too, get trunk eith soldiers.

70 miles on foot through roadless bush, 35 miles out to sea in a dugout (everybody on the ‘net calls em dugout canoes, as everybody did back then), Victory in a five mile foot race against actual African 16 to 18yo athletes

THREE YEARS of watching the lizards climb the walls at night, lantern turned low to conserve kerosene, bored out of my skull. No radio.

School holidays spent driving a Vaccination Team LandRover in the boonies, through roadblocks manned by drunk, bored soldiers.

Drought, famine, USAID white rice from Crowley LA for three meals a day, four months straight, except Peace Corps snuck me 18 small tins of tuna a month, one every other day, my only protein

The BEST friggin drunks ever, either in a mud walled village somewhere or in fancy tourist digs in Togo when ya travelled to Accra or Lome to get yer quarterly 5cc of Hepatitis gamma gobulin and reunited with everyone else down from their sites.

The Peace Corps rocked cool cool cool cool I shoulda gone in the Military after that, and would if I had it to do over. I did OK at Quantico in the summer PLC program in college, but never had to face deselection either.

But I was 26 when I got back and advised that I should work on my career. No I shouldn’t, turns out I suck at careers.

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Statements like this imply that those that ride Harley's can't ride to your level. And that those that have a hot water heater, are less boss than the great Birdwatcher


You obviously fall short in both those areas.

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. Or someone's year in Afghanistan was less arduous than your sitting around a bunch of Spider Monkeys with your thumb up your ass.


Now you’re hallucinating. OK Captain Search Engine, get busy.

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Your stories are also purposely vague.


Or purposely concise.

iPhone Dude. You’ve pointed that out several times.

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Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
It is difficult to be mean and funny at the same time, Travis.
Posted By: kid0917 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
I got a new pair of house slippers to replace my old ones.

Should that be on its own thread ?


Only if you stubbed your toe in the old ones.


or injured yourself, opening the shoe box.
smile
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Turtle head a pokin'

Time for the afternoon constitutional.
Posted By: New_2_99s Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Keyboard please Fatz !!
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by kid0917
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Originally Posted by 2legit2quit
I got a new pair of house slippers to replace my old ones.

Should that be on its own thread ?


Only if you stubbed your toe in the old ones.


or injured yourself, opening the shoe box.
smile

Hey hey hey. Randy got skeelz!
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
It was a donut tire wasn't it??


No.

The donut was a result of the constantly under inflated tire going down the interstate.

You can't make this schit up.


There’s a guy on the ‘net, father and a Cop (???) yet, involved father, active hunter and fisherman of some repute on the internet.

This guy is critiquing my lawn and how I cut it, making fun of my iPhone and has informed me that I reported a low tire in my driveway four years ago.

Furthermore he’s currently spreading disinformation about a tire tread I had fly off a month (???? hang on I’ll ask him) ago. Recently he has made disparaging comments about my vehicles and asked what else I owned was a “POS”.

Suddenly I am filled with insecurity about the ‘73 Marlin 336 “Cowboy” carbine in my safe, and embarrassed that my Glock only a Gen. 2.

I live in the fear that he is gonna mercilessly disparage my laundry detergent and toothpaste choices next.

I hope he goes back to work soon
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Snatched portion of a deflave post below:



"Or someone's year in Afghanistan was less arduous than your sitting around a bunch of Spider Monkeys with your thumb up your ass".



Holy Fuq!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!
laugh laugh laugh


Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by alwaysoutdoors
If I rode a bike everywhere, I wouldn’t have time for twenty something thousand posts.


Doesn't riding a bike all the time cause erectile dysfunction?


No they have a special cutout in the saddle now to preserve your schlong vein.

Personally I have had no problem with erectile dysfunction since I had my aorta re-routed that way.The downside is I can no longer wear clingy spandex shorts.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
When are we going fishing?
Posted By: renegade50 Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Never....
Other than an occasional back and forth enjoyable jab at each other
on this site.
I have nothing in common with you.

Later.....
Renegade50
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
A pity.
Posted By: WyoCoyoteHunter Re: Yesterday - 05/07/19
Travis you are one cool dude... Keep em jumping!!!!!
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by ironbender
I just think he is very level and polite in spite of some comments made toward him.

But then, I've met him FTF and know him just a bit more than the Innanet allows.


grin

I’m a Public School Teacher, I get insulted all the time, pretty much every day, face to face. With those kids you don’t respond with hostility because they grew up with hostility., Its what they’re comfortable with and what they are trapped in.

I dunno w’sup with ‘Flave, guess he figures I’m a BS artist, those who had I’ve actually met face to face generally don’t.

They might feel sorry for me, think I’m a sorry loser in life’s lottery, but not a bullsh$t artist wink
I disagree with a lot of your opinions thinking they are based on inexperience as much as anything. That said, I've never seen you be uncivil here even in the face of much incivility towards yourself.


Men insult each other face to face, otherwise what’s the point? But, I try not to insult people anyway because what if they’re right grin I also notice that, just like we are far more likely to fall in love with pretty women, most guys are far more likely to insult guys who CAN’T kick their a$$.

On the topic of insults tho, most people will agree that in the heyday of this place the ‘Fire was a pleasant place to visit. It weren’t Travis alone what dragged down this place and resulted in so many leaving, but he did as much to bring that about as any.
Posted By: mark shubert Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
You missed "sleeping on a 3" thick foam pad on the floor"

laffing


The problem with foam pads is they get sweaty and I invariably end up moving off of them in my sleep. The thing to use is a 100% cotton Sherwyn-Williams 15x12 foot painters tarp. Wash and dry it high heat to shrink and soften it.

Folded double its cool to the touch and heavy enough to take the hard edge off of sleeping on a hard surface AND it’s big enough for the dog too.

I figure the ability to sleep on the floor is something one should hang on to as long as possible.,Another challenge is getting up off the floor without use by any supports. So easy we never thought about it when young, no longer.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


Tks Mark, there’s a bunch of guys here who’s respect I value highly, you of course are one of them.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
After 10 years of living like total Hillbillies we hung some Kitchen Cabinets yesterday.
What an improvement.

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Ya know, I do believe I could actually make that fishing trip happen, especially if I went over in advance to scope things out, introduce myself to the locals and arrange things.

The biggest hassle would be all the friggin shots (nine?) and gamma gobulin.,Then too chloroquine phosphate (500mg a week, two bitter little pills) no longer works on Plasmodium vivax (malaria). The newer stuff that still works has unpleasant side effects. Without malaria meds tho you’re dead inside of six months. They didn’t call it the White Mans’ Graveyard fer nuthin’.
Posted By: Salmonella Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
I also hand delivered two loads of horseshittt to the wife's garden from my next door job....


[Linked Image]
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by Salmonella
I also hand delivered two loads of horseshittt to the wife's garden from my next door job....


[Linked Image]





I'm sure she approved.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Ya know, I do believe I could actually make that fishing trip happen, especially if I went over in advance to scope things out, introduce myself to the locals and arrange things.

The biggest hassle would be all the friggin shots (nine?) and gamma gobulin.,Then too chloroquine phosphate (500mg a week, two bitter little pills) no longer works on Plasmodium vivax (malaria). The newer stuff that still works has unpleasant side effects. Without malaria meds tho you’re dead inside of six months. They didn’t call it the White Mans’ Graveyard fer nuthin’.


I'm sure when the wine wears down, and financing is introduced, you'll reconsider.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


Oh, If we all had a nickel....
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
It is difficult to be mean and funny at the same time, Travis.


When was I trying to be funny?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by renegade50
Snatched portion of a deflave post below:



"Or someone's year in Afghanistan was less arduous than your sitting around a bunch of Spider Monkeys with your thumb up your ass".



Holy Fuq!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!
laugh laugh laugh




Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
Well you've already asked a combat vet if he has ever lived in a third world country.


Exemplary as that is, it ain’t the same as living and working around folks in less-unsettled times. You call almost the whole Earth a “schidthole” but get on YouTube and look at most ANY Third World city. What you will see is crowded streets and a multitude of vehicles, many old. Takes a multitude of shade tree mechanics to keep them all running, and obviously, they do.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by slumlord
And "only white guy at his wedding"

hahaha


When former students complain there aint any Tex-Mexicans at the fancy out-of-State Universities they got scholarships to, I tell ‘em if they have a problem with that, the problem lies in them, and not those other people.

There were three cohorts at that wedding,. The old-time Tejano cohort was headed by that retired Air Force Officer, who sadly passed not long after from the effects of type 2 diabetes.

The Filipino cohort was headed by his wife, the lady who witnessed the Bataan Death March as a child and who spent the war years spent the war years hiding in the jungle while father fought with the guerillas. Her younger brother was at the wedding too, the career army guy who turned 60 while serving as Crew Chief on a Blackhawk in Iraq.

The Irish contingent was headed by that 6th Marine survivor of Okinawa and his wife, who was bombed out of her house by the Luftwaffe as a child. That same lady, two months after her second knee replacement, is fixing to go skydiving yet again at the end of this month. This time in company with the fiancés of two of her grandsons. (An emerging trend seems to be that the women in my family got bigger sets than the guys).

Looking back, that wedding was like the joining of two retards who were actually the scions of two distinguished Royal Houses.

There were also six or seven (White) East Texas Yahoos who mostly showed up on motorcycles, all wearing black t-shirts depicting a German chick riding her Ducati. Those guys are still my brothers to this very day cool
Posted By: Salmonella Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Salmonella
I also hand delivered two loads of horseshittt to the wife's garden from my next door job....


[Linked Image]





I'm sure she approved.



Ya know, we may bitch and whine amongst ourselves, but I'd be there in a minute if one of you guys were nearby and needed help.
I can't think of anyone here that I wouldn't fight for when things got bad.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by Salmonella


Ya know, we may bitch and whine amongst ourselves, but I'd be there in a minute if one of you guys were nearby and needed help.
I can't think of anyone here that I wouldn't fight for when things got bad.


I'm sorry Salmonella.

I was just busting balls.

No ill will intended.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by WyoCoyoteHunter
Travis you are one cool dude... Keep em jumping!!!!!


One drink at a time. Grin....
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by deflave
I'm sure when the wine wears down, and financing is introduced, you'll reconsider.



That is pretty much exactly the sort of thing I would do.

Anyways, let me know and we can plan it.

Biggest expense would be airfare, physical danger from the locals in country virtually non-existent, but the preemptive medical costs before departure are prob’ly significant.

...and Paregoric, we’d need a lot of Paregoric.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Quote
Ya know, we may bitch and whine amongst ourselves, but I'd be there in a minute if one of you guys were nearby and needed help.
I can't think of anyone here that I wouldn't fight for when things got bad.


I would like it on record here that I WOULD cross the street to pee on Travis if he was on fire.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Originally Posted by deflave

Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
Well you've already asked a combat vet if he has ever lived in a third world country.


Exemplary as that is, it ain’t the same as living and working around folks in less-unsettled times..... get on YouTube and look at most ANY Third World city. What you will see is crowded streets and a multitude of vehicles, many old. Takes a multitude of shade tree mechanics to keep them all running, and obviously, they do.



Not sure what you took exception to in that statement, or how that implied that being where I was, was tougher than being in combat.

This guy is the closest I've ever come to Afghanistan, the only guy I've heard of that turned down an actual appointment to West Point to go enlisted instead. He served his time in Afghanistan assigned to forward operating bases after volunteering for the posting. Now he makes serious money working for a Military Contractor, just bought the house my sister lives in in fact so she'll always have a place to live cool

Here he was two months back. No shidt; I'm his favorite uncle grin We go way back.

[Linked Image]

No idea who that short weird-looking dude is.

Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/08/19
Glad I read to the end.


Was gonna ask.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


IOW, he's a huge pussy in person, steada the blowhard he pretends to be on the innanet.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Dayom. Is this hen fight still going on?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


IOW, he's a huge pussy in person, steada the blowhard he pretends to be on the innanet.

no he is not.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


IOW, he's a huge pussy in person, steada the blowhard he pretends to be on the innanet.

no he is not.


This^^^.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Nobody will tell me who the short creepy dude is.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by mark shubert
Hang in here, Birdy. Those who have actually met you pretty much stand by you. I'm one.


IOW, he's a huge pussy in person, steada the blowhard he pretends to be on the innanet.

no he is not.


This^^^.


Does he start the same bullshit in person he starts here on the fire?

I respect the two opinions here, but if the guy actually comes across in person the same way he does on the net, he wouldn't have any teeth left.

Would he jump all over somebody's shat, in person, the way he's done in this very thread?

Does he turn *every* conversation (thread) ta make it bout *him*, like he's done in a thousand threads, includin this one?

Does he play the sanctimonious "victim" in person, or does he just do it on the fire?

Does he always have a bullshit "story" in endless supply, that attempts to trump the last contribution to the conversation, in person?

Does he always play the innocent victim, that just happens ta be the victim of circumstances (not of his own doing, you understand), so that he should be pitied, and then respected for overcoming alla those terrible

obstacles that just happened ta be placed in his way, all at the same time (not that it could possibly be his fault)?

I'm willing to accept it if I am wrong, but this dude looks like the lovable loser people hang around with cause it's easy ta feel superior to a POS.
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Mike is not a loser, love able or otherwise. He’s a good guy who has been around some and likes to talk about the places he’s been, and not in a bragging way.

I’ve shared some campfires with him and hope to do it again.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Mike is not a loser, love able or otherwise.


Then why does a guy as old as he is, who's led an exemplary productive life, as he has, sleep on the floor with no hot water or air conditioning?

Just tryin ta understand how my a(hole)dar can be so far off.

Shared campfires, it appears he can afford.

If *you* bring the wood.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Oh brother.

He's a condescending kghunt. If you can't see it you're blind.

NGAF that anyone has met him in person. The same schit went round and round about Safariman. "I've met him." NGAF.

(not calling Birdwatcher a thief by the way. Just a kghunt.)
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Nobody will tell me who the short creepy dude is.


There aint one, Jim.
Posted By: PaulBarnard Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski


I respect the two opinions here, but if the guy actually comes across in person the same way he does on the net, he wouldn't have any teeth left.




What kind of pussy would resort to physical violence in the face of harmless sophomoric snark?
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Mike is not a loser, love able or otherwise.


Then why does a guy as old as he is, who's led an exemplary productive life, as he has, sleep on the floor with no hot water or air conditioning?

Just tryin ta understand how my a(hole)dar can be so far off.

Shared campfires, it appears he can afford.

If *you* bring the wood.



because he is trying to get out of debt from his past marriage as quick he as can, so he makes sacrifices a lot of us probably wouldn't do. As far as the way he comes off to some of you, i don't know, probably because you don't really know him.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Oh.

But it's not a "past marriage." It's a current marriage.

Which makes even more sense.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I am more bothered by the sneaky friendly zero luving knife in the back under sneaky cover anti 2A commie scum on this site.

Birdy, quit bein sucha asswhole.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I am more bothered by the sneaky friendly zero luving knife in the back under sneaky cover anti 2A commie scum on this site.


I think you've made that pretty clear.

And I think the site owner has made it pretty clear that he likes them being here.
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Have YOU ever had to dig yourself out of the dreaded Divorce Dungeon.... financially speaking?

I don’t cultivate friendships that aren’t interesting. Mike is interesting. ( sounds better than “ a little weird” ).😀
Posted By: FatCity67 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Ill tell you what. Great thread to read while taking a crap.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Have YOU ever had to dig yourself out of the dreaded Divorce Dungeon.... financially speaking?

I don’t cultivate friendships that aren’t interesting. Mike is interesting. ( sounds better than “ a little weird” ).😀


Uhhhh....

50% of married Americans have. Many with minor children I might add.

Do you see them making it out to be the invasion of fugking Normandy?
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter
As far as the way he comes off to some of you, i don't know, probably because you don't really know him.


I understand that.

I don't really know him.

But, I also remember when *you* were ready ta fly halfway round the planet, on your own dime, ta kick the shat outta OKOK.

Everbody that's met the guy, says he's different in person.

All *I'm* sayin, is, he'd better be.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by stxhunter
As far as the way he comes off to some of you, i don't know, probably because you don't really know him.


I understand that.

I don't really know him.

But, I also remember when *you* were ready ta fly halfway round the planet, on your own dime, ta kick the shat outta OKOK.

Everbody that's met the guy, says he's different in person.

All *I'm* sayin, is, he'd better be.




I also remember stx saying his pitbull was awesome just before his pitbull tried to eat his hands.

(not saying Birdwatcher is a pitbull)
Posted By: stxhunter Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by stxhunter
As far as the way he comes off to some of you, i don't know, probably because you don't really know him.


I understand that.

I don't really know him.

But, I also remember when *you* were ready ta fly halfway round the planet, on your own dime, ta kick the shat outta OKOK.

Everbody that's met the guy, says he's different in person.

All *I'm* sayin, is, he'd better be.


lol true
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I am more bothered by the sneaky friendly zero luving knife in the back under sneaky cover anti 2A commie scum on this site.


I think you've made that pretty clear.

And I think the site owner has made it pretty clear that he likes them being here.


But no ditto for Birdy? wink
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Have YOU ever had to dig yourself out of the dreaded Divorce Dungeon.... financially speaking?


Yep.

And, I got hot water.

And, I got air conditioning.

Plus, I gotta bed.

Posters on here like ta pretend they just woke up one day, and their life was AFU.

Through no fault of their own, of course.

Which is impossible.

The life they're livin now, like anybody else, is the result of the life they lived *then*.

Bad decisions lead ta bad results.

Comin on the fire and pretendin ta be a victim of circumstances has never been anything other than a safariman long con or kneelin for sympathy.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I am more bothered by the sneaky friendly zero luving knife in the back under sneaky cover anti 2A commie scum on this site.


I think you've made that pretty clear.

And I think the site owner has made it pretty clear that he likes them being here.


But no ditto for Birdy? wink


I don't see Birdwatcher as a left wing troll.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.
(I would never leave her)
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.


Me too. wink
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.



Next time you piss, look down.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx
I am more bothered by the sneaky friendly zero luving knife in the back under sneaky cover anti 2A commie scum on this site.


I think you've made that pretty clear.

And I think the site owner has made it pretty clear that he likes them being here.


But no ditto for Birdy? wink


I don't see Birdwatcher as a left wing troll.



Who has Birdy shafted, screwed or slimed?

Is he the only one here who gets a bit full of himself? whistle
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
horse noises
Posted By: Remsen Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Ill tell you what. Great thread to read while taking a crap.


Very true. I've been chowing down on home made sauerkraut for the past week and ran out of reading material a few days ago. Praise Allah for this thread (and for Costco toilet paper).
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.



Next time you piss, look down.


Sam has a *really* cool toilet?
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by Fubarski
[quote=curdog4570]Mike is not a loser, love able or otherwise.


Then why does a guy as old as he is, who's led an exemplary productive life, as he has, sleep on the floor with no hot water or air conditioning?

Just tryin ta understand how my a(hole)dar can be so far off.

Shared campfires, it appears he can afford.

If *you* bring the wood.



Originally Posted by stxhunter
because he is trying to get out of debt from his past marriage as quick he as can,


Actually quite admirable.


Originally Posted by stxhunter
As far as the way he comes off to some of you, i don't know, probably because you don't really know him.


Sometimes Birdie comes off as quite eccentric, I've chalked it up to me not really knowing him outside of this place. I do believe he's slightly eccentric but definitely one the good guys.

The fuggers got pretty thick skin too. wink
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Who has Birdy shafted, screwed or slimed?,


Are you retarded?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski


Sam has a *really* cool toilet?


No.

He has a huge COCK.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Remsen
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Ill tell you what. Great thread to read while taking a crap.


Very true. I've been chowing down on home made sauerkraut for the past week and ran out of reading material a few days ago. Praise Allah for this thread (and for Costco toilet paper).


Jews and kraut don't mix...

(sorry, couldn't resist)
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Yes and he is a little bit eccentric, as is Gus, Ingwe, ...and everyone else except me and you and sometimes im not so sure about you. Dont you have a pitbull? grin
Posted By: wageslave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.



Next time you piss, look down.

Laffin'.

Has to be...

In all seriousness, I have wondered how Sammo, even while huge, handsome and a workaholic, could entice a great looking young woman to the Far East of Montana, population 71, on the Rez, with the awesome wind, cold and bonus quality nightlife,
has stuck it out......

Kudos to her...

and SAMs COCK.
Posted By: Remsen Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Remsen
Originally Posted by FatCity67
Ill tell you what. Great thread to read while taking a crap.


Very true. I've been chowing down on home made sauerkraut for the past week and ran out of reading material a few days ago. Praise Allah for this thread (and for Costco toilet paper).


Jews and kraut don't mix...

(sorry, couldn't resist)


We're pretty compatible as lightshades and soap bars.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Who has Birdy shafted, screwed or slimed?,


Are you retarded?


Well, not alla time.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Remsen


We're pretty compatible as lightshades and soap bars.


If you keep being funny Bristoe will hate you more.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx


Well, not alla time.


Most?
Posted By: Bristoe Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I don't think Bird is a bad guy. But he's naive about certain things and he's arrogant when he demonstrates it.

A lot of his opinions are similar to those I had 30 years ago,....until I learned better.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Actually quite admirable.


Which shows you've been played.

When the kids was young, I took em on a tour of the "diverse" areas of the city.

Showed em, and better yet, let em smell, how life can be if ya make bad decisions.

Ya don't just wake up one day, homeless on the street.

When they was a little older, I had a street beggar (that I paid) explain to em that nothin was *his* fault, and it was just things that happened.

The lesson was, the less responsibility you take for bad results, the more likely they are ta reoccur.

So keep throwin ones ta the Birdy with the sob story sign, at the stoplight.

I'm sure he'll spend it on food.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
And again... for the record...

Birdwatcher is not going through a divorce. LMAO. That was all made up as well.
Posted By: SamOlson Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I was riding a bicycle when we met.
(recent DUI, lost my drivers license....)

She drove ME to the movies.....

Shades of Birdwatcher.......



When you start at the bottom there is only one way to go!


Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
When you start at the bottom there is only one way to go!


Unless you have a bed.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I was riding a bicycle when we met.
(recent DUI, lost my drivers license....)

She drove ME to the movies.....

Shades of Birdwatcher.......



When you start at the bottom there is only one way to go!




Yeah but you have a huge cock.
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I was riding a bicycle when we met.
(recent DUI, lost my drivers license....)

She drove ME to the movies.....

Shades of Birdwatcher.......



When you start at the bottom there is only one way to go!




Yeah but you have a huge cock.



Sooooo................maybe.....it wasn't a pillow....??
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
And again... for the record...

Birdwatcher is not going through a divorce. LMAO. That was all made up as well.

[quote=deflave]And again... for the record...

Well, I’ve met the former Lady Birdwatcher and I can tell you she don’t live there anymore.

Funny you know so much about Sam’s dick and so little about Birdwatcher.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I just want to state for the record that I don’t have air conditioning.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I’m still married, if I weren’t she’s no longer on my insurance I have really good insurance,and she might go without it on her own. She is prob’ly gonna outlive me by 20 years, if she is indigent that will all ultimately land on my son.

I do not see her from one month to the next but she does pay into my sons 401k because I see it when that goes through our old bank account.

I posted on the AC and hot water heater because those things are out. I could fix them but I’d rather pay off debt with that same money. Truth be told I got no interest in living comfortably in an empty house, I prefer to just camp out here and hold the place in abeyance for my son. Plus I need a home for the dogs and cat.

Why people get so PO’d about a guy sleeping on the floor etc I have no idea.

My lifestyle ain’t changed much since she left, other than the AC and hot water. Never paid attention to money before. I watched the debt happen, no idea where the money went, I assumed all of it when she left. Didn’t contest anything. I got a granddaughter who thinks I walk on water, she had to watch her mom leave her dad when she was three, I’m trying to preserve the “grandpa and grandpa” dynamic as best I can.

God willing, another 18 months and I’m regular Middle Class again.

Fubarski, you ain’t the first guy to offer to knock out my teeth, just the first one over the ‘net. Ya need to hurry up if yer actually gonna try it because they’re dropping like flies all by themselves.

But who dafug do I “relentlessly pick on” here?

Travis, who IMHO has done more than any other singles person here to drag down the old, great Fire has an effeminate compulsion to ridicule other men from the safety of the innernet for the benefit of the some among the crowd.

There’s been others, I figure I’m just the latest is all. However in rebuttals he does offer me many opportunities to talk further about me. He has also called me a liar many times over, something which I ain’t used to.

I figure the worst is mocking a guy because his wife left him as he has done repeatedly. Really, what else is the mark of a true pu$$y? I’ll just leave that one to karma.

Thanks all fer the support, I value your friendship highly, consider it a privilege in fact but heck, ain’t worth getting worked up about, this is just the ‘Fire.
Posted By: BayouRover Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Why does someone, who is a bit eccentric and who handles situations differently from how most of us would handle the same situations, scare the hell out of some people?
Posted By: hillestadj Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I’m still married, if I weren’t she’s no longer on my insurance I have really good insurance,and she might go without it on her own. She is prob’ly gonna outlive me by 20 years, if she is indigent that will all ultimately land on my son.

I do not see her from one month to the next but she does pay into my sons 401k because I see it when that goes through our old bank account.

I posted on the AC and hot water heater because those things are out. I could fix them but I’d rather pay off debt with that same money. Truth be told I got no interest in living comfortably in an empty house, I prefer to just camp out here and hold the place in abeyance for my son. Plus I need a home for the dogs and cat.

Why people get so PO’d about a guy sleeping on the floor etc I have no idea.

My lifestyle ain’t changed much since she left, other than the AC and hot water. Never paid attention to money before. I watched the debt happen, no idea where the money went, I assumed all of it when she left. Didn’t contest anything. I got a granddaughter who thinks I walk on water, she had to watch her mom leave her dad when she was three, I’m trying to preserve the “grandpa and grandpa” dynamic as best I can.

God willing, another 18 months and I’m regular Middle Class again.




So what are you going to do when she runs up more debt which becomes "our" debt since you're not divorced? Texas is a community property state last time I checked.....
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Dont you have a pitbull? grin


Yes, but I like to live dangerously.........

You know what the difference is between Mrs mag and a pitbull?















































Mrs. mag wears lipstick!
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Fubarski, you ain’t the first guy to offer to knock out my teeth, just the first one over the ‘net. Ya need to hurry up if yer actually gonna try it because they’re dropping like flies all by themselves.


Never posted I'd knock your teeth out, Mr. Victim.

What I posted is that anybody actin in public like you do on the fire, would end up toothless, specially if they doubled down on their assholia, like you do.

Me, I'd pick those teeth up offa the floor, after a normal person deposited em there, and put em in your shirt pocket for the dentist at the hospital ta play jigsaw with.

Can't figure out the resta your "I'm a victim, for the thousandth time, you @ssholes!" post, but if you are indeed still married, after what you've posted, that *is* the mark of a true pussy.

Talkin bout kickin ass, was I round for whatever crap is apparently goin on for you, yes, I'd try and kick some sense inta yer head, but only as a favor to ya, in payment to the people who did the same for me, various times.

And those times, was needed and appreciated, afterwards.

Posted By: Valsdad Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Why does someone, who is a bit eccentric and who handles situations differently from how most of us would handle the same situations, scare the hell out of some people?



Otherness is scary stuff. wink

Geno
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by BayouRover
Why does someone, who is a bit eccentric and who handles situations differently from how most of us would handle the same situations, scare the hell out of some people?


And normal people who call qwertys f aggots, is homophobic.

Stupid arguments, played at 45 steada 33 1/3, is still stupid.

Just higher pitched.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I’m still married, if I weren’t she’s no longer on my insurance I have really good insurance,and she might go without it on her own. She is prob’ly gonna outlive me by 20 years, if she is indigent that will all ultimately land on my son.

I do not see her from one month to the next but she does pay into my sons 401k because I see it when that goes through our old bank account.

I posted on the AC and hot water heater because those things are out. I could fix them but I’d rather pay off debt with that same money. Truth be told I got no interest in living comfortably in an empty house, I prefer to just camp out here and hold the place in abeyance for my son. Plus I need a home for the dogs and cat.

Why people get so PO’d about a guy sleeping on the floor etc I have no idea.

My lifestyle ain’t changed much since she left, other than the AC and hot water. Never paid attention to money before. I watched the debt happen, no idea where the money went, I assumed all of it when she left. Didn’t contest anything. I got a granddaughter who thinks I walk on water, she had to watch her mom leave her dad when she was three, I’m trying to preserve the “grandpa and grandpa” dynamic as best I can.

God willing, another 18 months and I’m regular Middle Class again.




So what are you going to do when she runs up more debt which becomes "our" debt since you're not divorced? Texas is a community property state last time I checked.....


Excellent point, I should look into that tho I don’t want to. It ain’t easy to regard your constant companion of twenty- plus years as the enemy. Back in the days that woman went under the knife three times trying to bear my children.
Posted By: hillestadj Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I’m still married, if I weren’t she’s no longer on my insurance I have really good insurance,and she might go without it on her own. She is prob’ly gonna outlive me by 20 years, if she is indigent that will all ultimately land on my son.

I do not see her from one month to the next but she does pay into my sons 401k because I see it when that goes through our old bank account.

I posted on the AC and hot water heater because those things are out. I could fix them but I’d rather pay off debt with that same money. Truth be told I got no interest in living comfortably in an empty house, I prefer to just camp out here and hold the place in abeyance for my son. Plus I need a home for the dogs and cat.

Why people get so PO’d about a guy sleeping on the floor etc I have no idea.

My lifestyle ain’t changed much since she left, other than the AC and hot water. Never paid attention to money before. I watched the debt happen, no idea where the money went, I assumed all of it when she left. Didn’t contest anything. I got a granddaughter who thinks I walk on water, she had to watch her mom leave her dad when she was three, I’m trying to preserve the “grandpa and grandpa” dynamic as best I can.

God willing, another 18 months and I’m regular Middle Class again.




So what are you going to do when she runs up more debt which becomes "our" debt since you're not divorced? Texas is a community property state last time I checked.....


Excellent point, I should look into that tho I don’t want to. It ain’t easy to regard your constant companion of twenty- plus years as the enemy. Back in the days that woman went under the knife three times trying to bear my children.



If you haven't looked into that yet you're really going to love it when you look into whats going to happen with your retirement... None of my concern but you might want to get your head out of your ass regarding divorce (or lack thereof) or you'll be telling debtors prison stories on the 'fire for the rest of your life.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Already knew about the retirement deal. OK, no more debt stories.
Posted By: jaguartx Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by 12344mag
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Dont you have a pitbull? grin


Yes, but I like to live dangerously.........

You know what the difference is between Mrs mag and a pitbull?















































Mrs. mag wears lipstick!


Hahaha. The chemicals in that lipstick chitt make a lot of people crazy, you know, asvin those who use it several years. shocked
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.



Next time you piss, look down.


Thats really.....really ghay.
Posted By: mtnsnake Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Alien future is unwritten.
Posted By: Bocajnala Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
I'm just here for the cookies

-Jake
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad

Thats really.....really ghay.



I better start using hot water.
Posted By: 12344mag Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by jaguartx
Hahaha. The chemicals in that lipstick chitt make a lot of people crazy, you know, asvin those who use it several years. shocked


You know, you may have just made an important discovery................Is this maybe what's wrong with Piddles, to much lipstick?
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Bristoe
I don't think Bird is a bad guy. But he's naive about certain things and he's arrogant when he demonstrates it.

A lot of his opinions are similar to those I had 30 years ago,....until I learned better.
Spot fooking on.
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by hillestadj
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I’m still married, if I weren’t she’s no longer on my insurance I have really good insurance,and she might go without it on her own. She is prob’ly gonna outlive me by 20 years, if she is indigent that will all ultimately land on my son.

I do not see her from one month to the next but she does pay into my sons 401k because I see it when that goes through our old bank account.

I posted on the AC and hot water heater because those things are out. I could fix them but I’d rather pay off debt with that same money. Truth be told I got no interest in living comfortably in an empty house, I prefer to just camp out here and hold the place in abeyance for my son. Plus I need a home for the dogs and cat.

Why people get so PO’d about a guy sleeping on the floor etc I have no idea.

My lifestyle ain’t changed much since she left, other than the AC and hot water. Never paid attention to money before. I watched the debt happen, no idea where the money went, I assumed all of it when she left. Didn’t contest anything. I got a granddaughter who thinks I walk on water, she had to watch her mom leave her dad when she was three, I’m trying to preserve the “grandpa and grandpa” dynamic as best I can.

God willing, another 18 months and I’m regular Middle Class again.




So what are you going to do when she runs up more debt which becomes "our" debt since you're not divorced? Texas is a community property state last time I checked.....


You are responsible for debts YOU incur in your own name in Texas.... has nothing to do with community property. That’s not to say that a wife’s creditors can’t raise hell with you, but they have no legal recourse if your signature is not on the paper. Those newspaper notices ;”I will not be responsible for any debts other than my own “, are pretty much a thing of the past.

You can file for divorce in Texas and just not ask for a court date and it offers some protection against an estranged wife making medical decisions in the event of your incapacitation and has a few other advantages. The downside is that if a year lapses with no action, you have to refile. If I wanted to play “ Jailhouse Lawyer” for my friend Mike, that’s what I’d advise.

Sometimes you just have to do what seems to be the right thing and pay the price for the negative fallout that may occur. I think that’s what Mike is doing.

Only place I see him being in error is thinking he could have gotten by unscathed by posting personal info on this forum back in some imaginary years of a kinder, gentler, Campfire.

It’s always been “ just da innanet”.
Posted By: smokepole Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by SamOlson
I'm still trying to figure out why my wife hasn't left me.



Next time you piss, look down.


Thats really.....really ghay.




Yes, which is odd since the rest of this thread is so manly.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Curdog,

Any judge can determine who owes on which bill.

Nothing in Texas or any other state protects you from that when it comes to civil proceedings.
Posted By: EthanEdwards Re: Yesterday - 05/09/19
Why is this classic thread not still at the top of the page. All it lacks is Safariman.

Actually I saw some Gospel quartet's fancy RV pulled in to the local Walmart's today. Evidently they were taking a siesta.
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Why is this classic thread not still at the top of the page. All it lacks is Safariman.

Actually I saw some Gospel quartet's fancy RV pulled in to the local Walmart's today. Evidently they were taking a siesta.



Was one of them obviously way taller than the others?
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by curdog4570
Sometimes you just have to do what seems to be the right thing and pay the price for the negative fallout that may occur. I think that’s what Mike is doing.


Sums it up exactly.

Tks for the kind thought Gene, fwiw ours ain’t the only former couple I know in a similar situation. It actually ain’t all that uncommon.

Quote
Only place I see him being in error is thinking he could have gotten by unscathed by posting personal info on this forum....


I figured I was vague enough, a few dollar amounts is all, and nothing that wouldn’t be obvious in court anyway
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Birdy,

I ain't got no dog in this fight but you have to know that by not divorcing a woman that left you with all the expenses is asinine if you ever want to get out of debt.

She won't change and more than likely bad mouths you for being a pussy.

Drop her like a hot potato, man. It's WAY past due.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Tks for the concern but It ain’t about her, or me, and how she speaks about me one way or another is irrelevant to the situation.
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Tks for the concern but It ain’t about her, or me, and how she speaks about me one way or another is irrelevant to the situation.



You only get one life dude.....
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


No.
Posted By: alwaysoutdoors Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


No.

He was the bearded lady .
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/10/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


TFF
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


No.


Roost, ya just don't understand.

No fault of your own, course.

If Birdy's not divorcin a woman who's shackin up with ever other guy desperate enough, while Birdy remains celibate whilst pays alla her bills, then that's the best possible outcome that coulda possibly been devised by humanity.

It may "appear" that Birdy's bein taken for a sucker, pussy and fool by Mrs. Birdy, but that's only what it "looks like".

In reality, Birdy's a knight in shinin armor who saves damsels in distress, that had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all.

Who ya gonna believe, Birdy, or your lyin eyes?

Cause, Birdy.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
“You ain’t read my stories?”


LMFAO
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Well, whoever that may be he prob’ly has all my diseases now wink
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by deflave
“You ain’t read my stories?”


LMFAO


You live vicariously through me <“shrug”>
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


No.


Roost, ya just don't understand.

No fault of your own, course.

If Birdy's not divorcin a woman who's shackin up with ever other guy desperate enough, while Birdy remains celibate whilst pays alla her bills, then that's the best possible outcome that coulda possibly been devised by humanity.

It may "appear" that Birdy's bein taken for a sucker, pussy and fool by Mrs. Birdy, but that's only what it "looks like".

In reality, Birdy's a knight in shinin armor who saves damsels in distress, that had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all.

Who ya gonna believe, Birdy, or your lyin eyes?

Cause, Birdy.

What you got? 30/1200mile vision.

H8RS. JFC.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by Rooster7
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
[
Originally Posted by Rooster7
You only get one life dude.....


I feel like I already had one.

Ain’t you read my stories?


No.


Roost, ya just don't understand.

No fault of your own, course.

If Birdy's not divorcin a woman who's shackin up with ever other guy desperate enough, while Birdy remains celibate whilst pays alla her bills, then that's the best possible outcome that coulda possibly been devised by humanity.

It may "appear" that Birdy's bein taken for a sucker, pussy and fool by Mrs. Birdy, but that's only what it "looks like".

In reality, Birdy's a knight in shinin armor who saves damsels in distress, that had great physical strength, was fit, ate healthy and didn`t even look his age at all.

Who ya gonna believe, Birdy, or your lyin eyes?

Cause, Birdy.


You sound embittered.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.
Posted By: BobMt Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.


amazing display of class...…..bob
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Curdog was right about divulging info, but I was thinking more along the lines of attorneys, not this....

I assumed all the debt, think of that as gratitude, she gave me the best years of her life, and mine. Alternative scenario: we go to court, lawyers get their cut, havoc is wreaked among family. I end up living like this for 2.5 years instead of four, she has crappy or no insurance, little kid has to deal with TWO divorces among the adults most critical to her.

And on a material level “like this” for me is not hardship at all.

My son’s health prospects for his later years are uncertain
, I contribute “X” amount of dollars towards my ex’s insurance, in return for which she puts “X” amount o dollars into his retirement fund, through my account.

Turns out any debt she may unilaterally acquire since departing ain’t liable to me at all.

....and anyone she may lay down with gets all my diseases.....

Makes sense to me.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
You can get divorced and still do alla that.

You should change yer handle to Pollyanna.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by Fubarski
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.


amazing display of class...…..bob


Just tryin ta get the guy ta sprout some balls, and get on with his life.

IDK, but my default setting is tellin it like it is.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by Fubarski
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.


amazing display of class...…..bob


Just tryin ta get the guy ta sprout some balls, and get on with his life.

IDK, but my default setting is tellin it like it is.

Sure it is. As if you “know”
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
You can get divorced and still do alla that.


The insurance people disagree.

Everything’s all been written out, I learned when writing my son’s divorce agreement ( with experienced help).

What difference would it make? Other than to tell the Kid this weekend “Well, I dumped Grandma, now EVERYONE you know is divorced BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....

She’ll catch on soon enough, but fer now ignorance is bliss......
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Just to be clear, ain’t my biz and got no vested interest. I’ve met mike and he’d be welcome here.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by Fubarski
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.


amazing display of class...…..bob


Just tryin ta get the guy ta sprout some balls, and get on with his life.

IDK, but my default setting is tellin it like it is.

Sure it is. As if you “know”


Thanks for your input, Mr. Helper.
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Fubarski
You can get divorced and still do alla that.


The insurance people disagree.


Get some new insurance people.

https://portal.cs.oag.state.tx.us/wps/portal/MedicalSupportNMSN
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
You work in insurance?
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by Fubarski
The correct term, in today's society, would be "woke".

Facts is facts.

When ya actually *see* em, it's easy ta call a spade, a spade.

In your case, to be synchronous with your nom de "fire, you're the Robin, and alla those guys bangin your wife are brown-headed cowbirds.


amazing display of class...…..bob


Just tryin ta get the guy ta sprout some balls, and get on with his life.

IDK, but my default setting is tellin it like it is.

Sure it is. As if you “know”


Thanks for your input, Mr. Helper.

You’re welcome. But, you “knew” that. smile
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Tks Iron for the vote of confidence.

Over the last 16 years I’ve been here I ain’t let out so much personal info until recently. Perhaps I may have erred grin
Posted By: Fubarski Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
No, but I been on the ass-end of payin for the kids insurance.

Wasn't no order, but there coulda been.

When mine went ta shat, was the same as you, really.

Tried ta get along.

People slapped me inta reality.

It's actually better when ya draw the lines, and enforce em.

And even a kid (or grandkid) can tell when you're bein a pussy.

Get some respect, by respectin yourself.
Posted By: BobMt Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Tks Iron for the vote of confidence.

Over the last 16 years I’ve been here I ain’t let out so much personal info until recently. Perhaps I may have erred grin



you think?......bob
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
I’m an Irish Catholic, divorce ain’t in my blood. I gave my word.

Just they way it is.
Posted By: ironbender Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
The times they are a-changin...

More than a few of us have been there. A clean break is mo betta imo.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I’m an Irish Catholic, divorce ain’t in my blood. I gave my word.

Just they way it is.


What a fugking moron.

Lmao.
Posted By: hanco Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Divorce takes a lot out of a person if they still have feelings for their spouse.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Heartbroken or not, handle it like a man.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Jeebus....what are you people doing up?
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Jeebus....what are you people doing up?


I could pose that very same question.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
True....true.

Its almost farming time. Just another three hours.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
I’m just having a few beers before I jump on the bike.
Posted By: Jim_Conrad Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Thats good.

Start the day out right.
Posted By: BobMt Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Heartbroken or not, handle it like a man.





true......a person can use any excuse to try and hang on …….better to just move on...….bob
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by deflave
Heartbroken or not, handle it like a man.





true......a person can use any excuse to try and hang on …….better to just move on...….bob


And not misrepresent what you’re going through.

Divorce entails thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal fees and potentially huge sacrifices in long term take home pay.

To tell people you’re going through one when you’re not is an outright lie.
Posted By: BobMt Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by BobMt
Originally Posted by deflave
Heartbroken or not, handle it like a man.





true......a person can use any excuse to try and hang on …….better to just move on...….bob


And not misrepresent what you’re going through.

Divorce entails thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal fees and potentially huge sacrifices in long term take home pay.

To tell people you’re going through one when you’re not is an outright lie.



true again...also if the wife in this case ran the bills up......by not being truly divorced...she can do it again......the bird needs to move on with his life.
living in the past, just keeps the whole ordeal dragging on …..plus people lose respect for you if you are always making excuses as to why you are still not making it final...….bob
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by deflave
Divorce entails thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal fees and potentially huge sacrifices in long term take home pay.


With kids and property worth fighting over yours would prob’ly be. Mine, not so much.

Quote
To tell people you’re going through one when you’re not is an outright lie.


‘Flave, you must be feeling so very betrayed about now.... frown

I mean, all the times you have tried to tear me down by pointing out I no longer have a wife..........

....and.... OMG, THE FLAVETTES!!! shocked shocked. prob’ly tossing down extra doses of their old guy meds even as we speak.

Tell ya what, if I turn alky and join AA, I’ll put you guys on my twelve step list.

It’s just that typing “Ex” is just two letters......,,, and you’ve been saying I had an iPhone 5 like two or three times now.


Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by BobMt
…..plus people lose respect for you if you are always making excuses as to why you are still not making it final...….bob


Reasons come in all degrees of validity.

I had a former student ask me an interesting question related to this: How many times does God forgive us?

Food for thought, especially on the home stretch of life.

I’m just gonna have to take a chance on the respect angle.

....and otherwise just STFU about all of this here as I did for years.
Posted By: curdog4570 Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
There are a couple of members who will just make up lies about you out of whole cloth, no matter what you post, or don’t post.But only a couple.

The rest of your detractors will take a tiny fact that you divulge and embellish it into something that bears little resemblance to the truth.... but they get that fact from you.

It’s a waste of time and effort to try and straighten out mis conceptions others may have of you based on what a third party posts.

Ain’t ever been a shortage of folks looking for someone to to think badly about. It helps me to remind myself that none of you are real people until I’ve met you face to face.
Posted By: Rooster7 Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Birdy,

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

You only get one life dude...


It's far past the time to make YOU happy.
Posted By: deflave Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by deflave
Divorce entails thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal fees and potentially huge sacrifices in long term take home pay.


With kids and property worth fighting over yours would prob’ly be. Mine, not so much.

Quote
To tell people you’re going through one when you’re not is an outright lie.


‘Flave, you must be feeling so very betrayed about now.... frown

I mean, all the times you have tried to tear me down by pointing out I no longer have a wife..........

....and.... OMG, THE FLAVETTES!!! shocked shocked. prob’ly tossing down extra doses of their old guy meds even as we speak.

Tell ya what, if I turn alky and join AA, I’ll put you guys on my twelve step list.

It’s just that typing “Ex” is just two letters......,,, and you’ve been saying I had an iPhone 5 like two or three times now.




You’re a liar and a lazy POS.
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by Rooster7
Birdy,

I've said it once and I'll say it again.

You only get one life dude...


It's far past the time to make YOU happy.


Thanks Sir, but I can’t think of anything I’d be doing different if the papers were filed.
Posted By: logcutter Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Quote
You’re a liar and a lazy POS.


Did you change beers?
Posted By: Birdwatcher Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
Originally Posted by deflave

You’re a liar and a lazy POS.


See? Ain’t that much easier than your usual snide effeminate spite/sarcasm crap?

Kindly address me in such manly and direct terms in the future.

(....and no worries, trust me, EVERYBODY drops the motorcycle sooner or later, especially in the beginning, and especially when it weighs 700lbs.)
Posted By: logcutter Re: Yesterday - 05/11/19
[quote][Divorce entails thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal fees and potentially huge sacrifices in long term take home pay.

To tell people you’re going through one when you’re not is an outright lie./quote]

Do tell..We need to talk...Jeeze...Been through a few here....

You could not be more wrong..

Butt....CL rules...

Zeke
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