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Clumsy fugk.

Only chumps go to strip clubs after 4p.

Now that you've become a biker, you're not supposed to be snotty any more.

I didn't even know they gave out 1,000 mile certificates, seems sort of trivial in an Iron Butt context.

Nothing says you can't get it done tomorrow, just take the long way to your brother's house.

I ain't every day ya have an excuse to put in 1,000 miles.

So, no?

Noon specials!!

P u z z y

Don’t know how many miles lay in front of you but I hope the worst of your troubles are behind you.

What about Floridians?

Well you don’t, got one yet. Get it tomorrow if you can. How many times you gonna have an opportunity AND that bike, which has 1,000 miles written all over it, available to do it on?

As for me I got all I needed.... a patch of sidewalk to call my own at the big overnight rest area on the interstate about 30-40 miles east of the intersection with the superslab heading south to Nashville.

Not sure I’d want a certificate, that distance ain’t that extraordinary.

How did you seal the leak when you first got it?

Did you take the dug out canoe to get there?

I'm confused...

Poor birdwatcher.

Too [bleep] funny.

We’d have to ask Dice.

Thanks.

I got about 500 and I’m done.

Lord willing.

So no Iron Butt? If you made 500 they should at least give you Copper Butt or maybe even Tin Butt. It's the effort that counts.

When you get to DeKalb, you can Ride the Rail at Molly's. No certificate, but you get a cool t-shirt.

No you’re not, you’re attempting spite, a few minutes you’ll never get bac but which says written forever.

I did it on a Virago, a Ninja,,and a KLR, just once on the KLR. On the bicycle five years back I went up through Ohio to Lake Erie instead.

When you try it on a bicycle avoid Pennsylvania if you can, too many mountains, takes forever. You can be geared low enough to climb anything without too much effort, at about 4mph, but somehow you don’t make up all that lost time on the downhills.

I’m assuming the flat was on the back. That was just bad luck, flats ain’t that common. How did you get from where the tire went flat to the dealership? Fix-a-Flat?

Do a wheelie yet?

5 hours easy....