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Why do non-Orientals, who would never consider eating with them them at home, feel compelled to display their use of chopsticks when eating at Chinese food restaurants?

Why are all pitchmen on TV infomercials selling kitchen gadgets or food invariably identified as "chefs"? My instinct is that the closest any of them ever got to an actual kitchen is to retrieve a bottle of beer from the refrigerator.

Why are dill pickles vilified by health-nuts as being terribly unhealthy because they contain too much salt, yet dill pickle juice is advertised as being the virtual elixir of life and sold in health food stores? Doesn't (healthy) dill pickle juice contain an equivalent amount of salt as the (unhealthy) pickles themselves?

I could go on....


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As a non-Oriental your original premise doesn't hold true in my home.

My wife, also non-Oriental, and I use chopsticks at home when eating leftovers from restaurants (Oriental that is) and when we fix Oriental dishes ourselves.

We fast forward or mute TV infomercials so I can't answer your second question.

I don't give a hoot what health nuts vilify or promote. I generally eat what I want when I want. We don't add extra salt in our cooking, so if I want a pickle, I eat a pickle.

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Sheeeyottt!!

Hell you say, they got pickle juice at the dialysis center for old negroes that fall out after that green grasshopper blood gets filtered.

It's like Narcan

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I'm still confused, Geno. Why do you confine your use of chopsticks at home to Oriental food? Why not use them to eat everything? Stated another way, what is it about Oriental/Chinese food, exclusively, that compels people to use chopsticks?

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My plastic fork is chinese.


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If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

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I like chopsticks at home for oriental food too. Adds to the ambience and I'd swear it makes the food taste better. At least you're not horking it down like a Hoover (strained allusion to another thread).

And a shout out to my favorite pitch man Swifty (Flex Seal). The guy that likes to cut up boats and sounds like Mayor Pete is goosing him every couple words. They hired a pitch man named Swifty. Hmmm.


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Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?


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That Cathy Mitchelle (fat old woman with red hair) that does the Copper Chef infomercials


She used to be a porn star in the 70s. You catch Freudian slips all the time while she's bouncing around the kitchen.

"come come come, hurry hurry hurry look right here...ahhhh, mmmmm"

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Porn Star/Purported Chef...close enough. :0)

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Originally Posted by Tuco
I'm still confused, Geno. Why do you confine your use of chopsticks at home to Oriental food? Why not use them to eat everything? Stated another way, what is it about Oriental/Chinese food, exclusively, that compels people to use chopsticks?



Not sure, could be like nighthawk says?

Originally Posted by nighthawk
I like chopsticks at home for oriental food too. Adds to the ambience and I'd swear it makes the food taste better. At least you're not horking it down like a Hoover (strained allusion to another thread).


Could be a cultural thing too? Like why I prefer corn tortillas with my chicken in mole instead of a slice of rye bread with caraway seeds? Or why I don't understand things like BBQ chicken pizza?

Had a pulled pork sammich at Crater Lake yesterday. Guy at the counter asked if I wanted my cole slaw on the sammich or on the side. Last I checked, cole slaw is a side dish, not a sammich topping, so of course I asked for it on the side...................along with the unhealthy dill pickle slice! eek

Sometimes, well actually many times, I do things for this reason and this reason alone ( maybe a bit of OCD too! grin )



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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?


You don't have a hippie co-op store down that way? I think they have the brown paper TP. You ask for it when you get your groceries bagged. Double duty doodie paper!

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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?

Actually they found that sensitive parts were irritated by dye so you get white. Also for the same reason any perfume is on the cardboard tube and not the paper.

Went to college to learn that! Marketing 101. Money well spent. laugh


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Wazzup with the chop stick shaming?


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?


Well...if it were brown how would you know if you got a good wipe?


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?


You don't have a hippie co-op store down that way? I think they have the brown paper TP. You ask for it when you get your groceries bagged. Double duty doodie paper!

Geno



And hippies apparently don't give a toss if they don't get a good wipe...explains the damned smell every time the dirty buggers walk into the shop.


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Chopsticks, eh? laugh


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?



You can't proofread brown TP


I want to know why is TP scented? Who is that pleasing?

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Reminds me of the old joke about using corn cobs. How many does it take. Three, two red ones and one white one. You use a red one, and then a white one, to see if you need to use the other red one. smile miles


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Originally Posted by kaywoodie
Why do they make toilet paper in every color except brown?



You can't proofread brown TP


I want to know why is TP scented? Who is that pleasing?


Some arse...apparently.


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