Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire On the road again.

if you are going to flip off a guy in a truck in that part of the world, i would remember the ending of the movie "easy rider"
Lots of guns around.
As to a carbon dump, one of my major peaves is some guy with the "thump thump" boom box in a car at a traffic light.
it's good when you get your diesel exhause right up opposite that open window, and do a "carbon dump".
Makes me giggle for miles.

You could have got out and changed your oil....

Jeebus.....buncha high rollers.


Take a deep breath and put the razor down.


You are still gonna get where you are going. Maybe even a bit more courteously.

Ya well, if the pickup truck driver gets smoked by Dennis Hopper in spandex and a silly helmet, he shoulda thought twice. A few bullet holes and a shot out window in your $45,000 baby, and these things would drop off exponentially.

At the very least I would think common courtesy dictates you pull over after pulling such a chickenshit pu$$y stunt so late in life.

I ain’t talking about me ya understand, I’m a deep well of tranquillity 😎

The true thoughts of a bicyclist.

Everybody posts “ooh, ooh they might have guns!”.

WWJCD?

The late Col. Cooper on the topic of carjacking said “a car ain’t worth your life, but your dignity is”.

Lots of people have guns.

No worries, deep well of tranquility here 😎

ALL sorts of people ride bicycles, especially older guys, and especially older guys covering serious miles. On a group ride in Texas, I ain’t the only one armed.

Go ride a bike, have a pu$$y dump coal on you, and see what you think.

Not me of course, tranquility and all that😎

True thoughts of a bicyclist.^^^^

If you’re going slower than me, you’re a doddering old fool


If you’re going faster than me, you’re a menace to society


If you see me on the road follow my lead, I’m driving how fast you should be 👍🏻😂

Btw where’s Dave Skinner when we need him ?


Uphill slow

Downhill fast

Tonnage first

Safety last

But what if I want to rollerblade from Chicago to St. Louis?

Will you be patient? I promise to wear a green vest.

Sorry. Birdwatcher, but as a someone following your posts from the sidelines, compared to your previous two trips, to me, this trip is sounding more and more like it was a spur-of-the-moment impulse that's turned into a confused sounding -- maybe this - maybe that -- unsure wandering around.

But, as always, YMMV...

Lol you should ask my kids 😂


Patient to a fault, that’s me to a tee 🤦🏼‍♂️


If you’re rollerblading and I pass you I hope we swap paint.

We’ve a perfectly good bike path that runs along the road we live on. And yet, wait for it, you’ll see spandex clad mofos riding on the road 😡

When you ask why for chissakes are they doing so, they say the bike path has families riding bikes, walking their dogs, jogging etc. and they’re going too slow for their bikes 😳

Share the road my azz, share the path and get off the fing road.

More than a few may have heard from my truck “get off the fing road” my wife is mean like that 🤥

YMMV?

you make me vomit?

You must be the maroon doing speed limit. Sheesh.

Don’t worry your pistol will keep anybody from running you the fook over.

WWJCD?

Well, I will tell you what I would do.......

You had better avert your gaze......lest I snatch that nose right offen your face!

Speed limits are merely a suggestion of the speed you should be going.


See this is what I mean

You type simple instructions

And some jabroni in the peanut gallery yells “ you must be going the speed limit “ 🤦🏼‍♂️

I may be going faster or slower than the posted suggestive limit.


But I’m going the right speed and so should you based on how fast I’m going


Just nod if you’re gettin any of this elbowbender 🙄

In other words.....if you are gonna be an inconsiderate self centered prick....you had better be courteous about it!

Do you ever start daydreaming about being some old time Wild West gunslinger while the hot sun is beating down on you and your 10 speed?

Be honest.