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My Dad used to often quip "Now you're cookin' with gas" when one of us kids had figured out how to do a job properly.

Well, I have cooked on a wood fired range/oven and I understand the advantage of a gas stove. But I bet that those of us who do are probably less than 1 in 50,000.


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Originally Posted by Elkhunter3006
My dad & grandad had a bunch of them. I wish that I could remember all of them.

Picking in tall cotton

Farting through silk shorts

Dumber than a peach orchard bore. (never did get that one)

One brick short of a full load






Dumber than a peach orchard Boar? Boar not bore perhaps?


Dumb because of the rotten fermenting peaches?


So maybe it was like saying dumber than a drunk pig?


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Originally Posted by Idaho_Shooter
My Dad used to often quip "Now you're cookin' with gas" when one of us kids had figured out how to do a job properly.

Well, I have cooked on a wood fired range/oven and I understand the advantage of a gas stove. But I bet that those of us who do are probably less than 1 in 50,000.

My range oven/stove top has been gas for fifteen years. Much better for cooking.

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No such thing as a free lunch...


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Colder than a witches titty

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Originally Posted by navlav8r
No such thing as a free lunch...


Aint that the truth

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I bet this still applies to some of the folks here on Sat/Sun/Mon mornings?

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Lots more when i can think of them.

That's a fine kettle of fish.

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Originally Posted by dye7barrel
Colder than a witches titty



That's the first level of cold, the next is.......

Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra....................


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