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My Dad used to often quip "Now you're cookin' with gas" when one of us kids had figured out how to do a job properly.
Well, I have cooked on a wood fired range/oven and I understand the advantage of a gas stove. But I bet that those of us who do are probably less than 1 in 50,000.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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We had one, hated the damn thing.
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"You get what you pay for."
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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"Better than sliced bread"
"A flash in the pan"
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“Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey”
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My dad & grandad had a bunch of them. I wish that I could remember all of them.
Picking in tall cotton
Farting through silk shorts
Dumber than a peach orchard bore. (never did get that one)
One brick short of a full load
All laws which are repugnant to the Constitution are null and void. � Marbury v. Madison, 5 U.S. (2 Cranch) 137 (1803) NRA LIfe Member GOA SAF CCRKBA
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Dumber than owl sheet. That dog 'll hunt. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. Eating high off the hog.
Last edited by Kyhilljack; 08/18/19.
We pray our sights be straight and our aim be true We pray for no pain to the game we pursue We thank you Lord for this land We thank you for the sights from our stands We pray for safety, one and all We pray we may return next fall
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Between the Devil and the deep blue sea.
The older I get the better I was.
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Stop jacking off or you'll go blind.
Pfffft!!!
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"It ain't the biggest dog in the fight, it's the biggest fight in the dog."
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
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My dad & grandad had a bunch of them. I wish that I could remember all of them.
Picking in tall cotton
Farting through silk shorts
Dumber than a peach orchard bore. (never did get that one)
One brick short of a full load
Dumber than a peach orchard Boar? Boar not bore perhaps? Dumb because of the rotten fermenting peaches? So maybe it was like saying dumber than a drunk pig?
I am MAGA.
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My Dad used to often quip "Now you're cookin' with gas" when one of us kids had figured out how to do a job properly.
Well, I have cooked on a wood fired range/oven and I understand the advantage of a gas stove. But I bet that those of us who do are probably less than 1 in 50,000. My range oven/stove top has been gas for fifteen years. Much better for cooking.
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Campfire Ranger
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No such thing as a free lunch...
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Democrast = The party that supports the working man.
Imagine a corporate oligarchy so effective, so advanced and fine tuned that its citizens still call it a democracy.
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Colder than a witches titty
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No such thing as a free lunch... Aint that the truth
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Can't roller skate in a buffalo herd? The one I never liked 'cause it was usually after a whoopin': "Now, how do you like those apples" I bet this still applies to some of the folks here on Sat/Sun/Mon mornings? "Shakin' like a dog crappin peach pits" Lots more when i can think of them. That's a fine kettle of fish. Only takes one rotten apple to ruin the barrel. (When was the last time anyone saw a barrel of apples?) Geno
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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"Your mama sure does care bout your schoolin, son"
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Colder than a witches titty That's the first level of cold, the next is....... Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra....................
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