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Campfire Oracle
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Under lots and lots of vagina and titty and I don't mean in weight I mean in multiples
Sorta like the Blue Pill warning, "Ask your doctor if it's safe for you to have sex?" If he says no that's an option.
My doc would probably tell me, "I don't know,...but it's probably worth dying over if somebody as ugly as you can still get laid".
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I don't really care. It will happen in the way and time of the Lords choosing. Going to leave it up to him. It would be nice to go in a way that left any parts that someone else might need in good enough shape that they can be utilized.
now there's a form of secular humanism one might can live with, or whatever.
that is, allow the remaining humans to have an opportunity to profit from my demise.
may some good be allocated to those left alive on the earth. with doctors it's possible to assist.
as we move further into the post-modern era, probably no harvestable part should be discarded or denied.
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90% of guys want to die like "butch cassidy and the sundance kid final scene" and 10% are chickens ,
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Campfire Tracker
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Always figured an unexpected, high speed impact into a mountain or just flat terrain would have been a painless way. Guess thats not gonna happen now.
There is no way to coexist no matter how many bumper stickers there are on Subaru bumpers!
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RichardAustin: Don't WANT to! But I am figgerin I'll be disappointed in that regard. My affairs are in order and my conscience is clear. I am ready Lord - just don't take me til after Hunting season (I already bought my tags!). Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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Campfire Oracle
Campfire Oracle
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I went through that "waiting to die" stuff 20 years ago. It missed me,......so ever since it became evident that it wasn't going to happen, I stopped thinking about it and never took it up again. I don't expect to outlive my dog or my wife,...and that's fine.
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Campfire Kahuna
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There's a conference underway with select world leaders, both past and present It includes many that have infuriated members of the 'Fire. You know who I speak of. My entrance is of similar form used by Slim Pickens in the video posted earlier.
I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left. A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind. "The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan". I Dindo Nuffin
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Campfire Kahuna
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Hopefully sucked into a super massive black hole. So this whole shîthole can all ride together with me.
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Tyrion had the right idea
VIDEO
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Just so my dog outlives me. She is 3.
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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I don't care as long as I don't get eaten by something and i go before my wife does.
That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink. Steelhead
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Hopefully sucked into a super massive black hole. So this whole shîthole can all ride together with me.
VIDEO
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How I die probably will not be up to me--but-- I do not know if dogs go to heaven, but, when I die, I want to go where the dogs are!!
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Under lots and lots of vagina and titty and I don't mean in weight I mean in multiples
Sorta like the Blue Pill warning, "Ask your doctor if it's safe for you to have sex?" If he says no that's an option.
If it's hard for 4 hours I am not going to be the one needing medical attention
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In my sleep will be fine. In about 2049.
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Want to go out like VP Nelson Rockefeller. MTG
Vena dura, ocyus occide, excusas non offer!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, just like Grampa did. Not like his screaming passengers, as he drove over the cliff....
LMAO...........
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