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Son Jake, and a friend just arrived in Wabigoon a short time ago. I think friend Jeremey is fairly new to using an outhouse. He's a good fellow, and a good sport, he should survive.
Many of you folks may have the primitive facilities, want to share thoughts?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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daddy long legs really tickle when they crawl across your nuts
My diploma is a DD214
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They kinda remind me of inane threads.. They smell like crap and pretty much have the same substance.
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Campfire Oracle
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They kinda remind me of inane threads.. They smell like crap and pretty much have the same substance. Oh, the irony. Just scroll by. You won’t be missed.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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Campfire Kahuna
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I can see that bein' trouble!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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They kinda remind me of inane threads.. They smell like crap and pretty much have the same substance. Oh, the irony. Just scroll by. You won’t be missed. Is that all you can say is “oh, the irony”? As if I care what you [bleep] members think.
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Then just don’t log on. I promise, you won’t be missed.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Never had one ourselves, but one aunt and uncle had theirs as the only facility, two other pairs had plumbing, but maintained the biffy for "outside" use. When we were at the "only" after dark, I took many a piss just around the corner of the house. At one fly-in we had a huge lightning strike just outside the cabin. We were pretty sure that the tshidder had been blown away, but it was still standing in the morning.
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We have primitive facilities at our deer camp in Pa. There's a really good deer crossing right above the camp that can be seen from the schitter. I keep waiting for someone to shoot one while assuming the position out there.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Kahuna
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ScottF shîts in a pickle bucket full of moss.
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Mel Tellis (sp?) used to tell a good joke about his jacket and the outhouse...😀
Last edited by navlav8r; 08/28/19.
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Then just don’t log on. I promise, you won’t be missed. Nah. I’ll stick around and irritate fools like you.
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Uncles and dad built grandad a new one circa 1977. Two seater. They had 9 kids and 35+/- grandkids so made sense. Uncle sat down. Other uncle traced his ass. Old man made one beautiful cut with a chain saw. Grandad went in to try it out, stormed out 10 seconds later. Came marching back from his wood shop with a 24" long bastard file and proceeded to smooth it out after getting the splinters out of his ass. Never forget when they installed a bathroom around 1980. Grandad was pissed! Said "even my cows knows not to [bleep] where they sleep!".
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Hey, we are uptown, no Sears catalog for us, a roll of store bought paper!
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Mom was from B.F.E. WVa. Most of my family on her side had outhouses up through the late 80's. GEM pump was standard for bringing water in to the house.
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Uncles and dad built grandad a new one circa 1977. Two seater. They had 9 kids and 35+/- grandkids so made sense. Uncle sat down. Other uncle traced his ass. Old man made one beautiful cut with a chain saw. Grandad went in to try it out, stormed out 10 seconds later. Came marching back from his wood shop with a 24" long bastard file and proceeded to smooth it out after getting the splinters out of his ass. Never forget when they installed a bathroom around 1980. Grandad was pissed! Said "even my cows knows not to [bleep] where they sleep!".
I don't know if you remember the television show "Picket Fences" or not, but it originally had a whole different plot and a different title. It was supposed to be about an outhouse with a cracked seat and was to be called "PHUQUE, It Pinches!"
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Campfire Kahuna
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At deer camp it was a test of wills in the morning to see who could hold out the longest...........First one in froze his ass off on the seat!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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Conduct is the best proof of character.
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A foam seat is the cat's whiskers in cold weather.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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