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I tried to tell 'em,....
Be laying there wheezin',.....tell her,..."Shhhhheeeit,.....rub some kerosene on ya pussy for a day or two,...have somebody cut that wart off ya nose,...you could have a career!"
But they wouldn't listen.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
Joined: May 2011
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I tried to tell 'em,....
Be laying there wheezin',.....tell her,..."Shhhhheeeit,.....rub some kerosene on ya pussy for a day or two,...have somebody cut that wart off ya nose,...you could have a career!"
But they wouldn't listen. Mebbe if ya hadn't said it to the top of her head she'da heard ya.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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Denny does Dallas..........
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce. Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys?
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Campfire Regular
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I worked with a stripper years back, at a pet store. She worked part time after she fell off stage and blew her knee out.Never visited her former place of employment. I am guessing it was very poorly lite and had a five or six drink minimum. As typical of the not so hot she dressed and acted like she was a perfect 10. Had a ton of baggage was just an all around mess.The real kicker was she ended up marrying another guy I worked with. A Mormon. Still trying to figure that one out.
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Campfire Regular
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Doesn’t everyone make home porn these days?
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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The Iowa boys do it, but they're to busy working the fields right now to get romantic with their sheep.........
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce. Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys? Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce. Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys? Of course not, I would have given them to her.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My town somewhat famous for a club.
Back in the day anyway.
Some locals worked it, others from small satellite burgs.
Could spot em a mile away.
Even the ones that tried to stay on the down low.
Just had that attitude.
A chunk worse than the normal woman that thinks she knows everything.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce. Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys? Nother Stripper horror story.
Used to be six months verifiable cohabitation equaled a “Common Law Marriage” in Texas ( dunno what it is now), meant she could divorce you and claim 1/2 your assets. I ran into a real unhappy Software Engineer in the BMW motorcycle shop in Austin one time, seems his Stripper Common Law wife had waited seven months with all her bills etc mailed to that guy’s address as proof of residency, then sued him for divorce. Birdie, you think maybe a stripper stole your keys? Of course not, I would have given them to her. no more common law in Tx, my brother went through that [bleep] a few yrs back his ex didn't get chit from him. she had lived with him over 10 yrs and they had two kids.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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