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OK, this is the way to do it, a surefire way to escape a lifetime of child support.....

Wait until you're 94.....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-old-Indian-is-worlds-oldest-father.html

...of course, you're gonna have to stay in shape, and avoid steaks and bacon and such....

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'It doesn't matter how old he is, I love him and I care for him dearly even though he shouts at me sometimes.
'He doesn't seem old to me, he can make love like any 25-year-old man, even better because he can go on all night, and he makes a wonderful father,' Shakuntala had said.


"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744

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You're a woman that's too stupid/drug addicted/lazy/DGAS to support your kid................

.gov gives you all the money and everything you need, and then some.

You're a guy that's too stupid/drug addicted/lazy/DGAS to support your kid...............

They lock you in prison for the rest of your life.

What a country.

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Originally Posted by Fubarski
You're a woman that's too stupid/drug addicted/lazy/DGAS to support your kid................

.gov gives you all the money and everything you need, and then some.

You're a guy that's too stupid/drug addicted/lazy/DGAS to support your kid...............

They lock you in prison for the rest of your life.

What a country.



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When it comes to trolling the fire this thread proves one thing. Dflave's a piker.


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This thread was sad. Hope the children are doing better.


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Originally Posted by ironbender
This thread was sad. Hope the children are doing better.


kids are 32nd degree masons by now. and one of them is the biggest man in his gospel quartet.


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Child support is the fuucking you get for the fuucking you got!!

That’s what a judge told a co-worker that was always late on his child support

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Never heard it put quite that way before...


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Which explains a lot.
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Dave was the original 'flave.

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Originally Posted by Brother Dave
Neither mom will likely even have to hire an attorney..

You have two ex-wives??!!

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Most of which just means.....I have such little (self)-control......

Whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap.


Originally Posted by Brother Dave
Neither of the women has much money......

You have two ex-wives??!!



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Originally Posted by Whttail_in_MT
Dave was the original 'flave.


Nailed it!


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Originally Posted by ironbender
This thread was sad. Hope the children are doing better.

can't believe you dug up a 14 year old thread. laughing


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Originally Posted by Reloder28
Originally Posted by Brother Dave
Neither mom will likely even have to hire an attorney..

You have two ex-wives??!!

Originally Posted by Brother Dave
Most of which just means.....I have such little (self)-control......

Whatsoever a man sows, that shall he also reap.


Originally Posted by Brother Dave
Neither of the women has much money......

You have two ex-wives??!!


What gave you the impression he was married to either one of them?

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Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.

Cuck by proxy type of thing.
LOL!!!!

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.

Cuck by proxy type of thing.
LOL!!!!


Who’s sleeping with the mom ain’t the issue, some guy spending large amounts of time in your little kid’s household is.


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.

Cuck by proxy type of thing.
LOL!!!!


Who’s sleeping with the mom ain’t the issue, some guy spending large amounts of time in your little kid’s household is.

But ya used the word subsiding .
Ole dude gotta be benefitting financially in many ways.

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.

Cuck by proxy type of thing.
LOL!!!!


Who’s sleeping with the mom ain’t the issue, some guy spending large amounts of time in your little kid’s household is.

But ya used the word subsiding .
Ole dude gotta be benefitting financially in many ways.


Subsiding - become less intense or severe

I believe the word you're looking for is: Subsidizing


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Originally Posted by ironbender
This thread was sad. Hope the children are doing better.

can't believe you dug up a 14 year old thread. laughing

It amuses me, Sam!


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by renegade50
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Worst part of child support can be subsiding a household where some other guy lives with your kid’s mom.

Cuck by proxy type of thing.
LOL!!!!


Who’s sleeping with the mom ain’t the issue, some guy spending large amounts of time in your little kid’s household is.

There isn't a lot you can do about that if you didn't get custody. And if you did, then do they want another woman spending lots of time in the house with other kids. I mean its a possibility.

Glad I don't have to deal with issues like that.


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