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100% knuckle dragging, hairy backed, dick swinging son of a bîtch.

I'm 75% Hagar the Horrible and 25% Dilbert.

I did it. No real surprises. My family has traced much of our ancestral tree back to Europe on many different branches. According to the Census records, that we know about, I am about 0.40% Native American from a many great Grandmother. (Yeah jfruser, that is very close to 0%, I have no clue if the records are correct because people didn't just start lying and there was a tax advantage to marrying an indian at the time. I have never claimed to have native american heritage, even though I can knapp a pretty mean arrowhead) That small of a % wouldn't be likely to show up anywhere in a DNA test and it didn't surprise me that it didn't. The DNA test did show up some relatives that would have been very difficult to find any other way. I was very surprised that those relatives were located and the relationship correctly identified. I did find out that a twin brother that I always thought was fraternal is actually identical. Ancestry thinks my children and his children are siblings...and that we are the same person. There is something to this DNA test that is very accurate.

This brings to mind that old joke where a guy sends in a mix-n-match sample to the miracle diagnosis urine test lab and the results come back:

1. Your wife has the clap.

2. Your 13 year old daughter is pregnant.

3. Your son is gay.

4. Your dog has fleas.

5. If you quit jacking off so much your tennis elbow will clear up.

No.

Ain't gonna either. That'd be like me giving my credit card info to you guys. I don't trust the mofo's.

He stole the idea from Al Roker, ever see those snorkeling goggles lookin' things he wears? A different color every day. He went a little off the rails when he lost his buddy Matt Lauer the rapist.

I already know I’m descended from Scottish sheep shaggers, French pork miners, German kohlrabi mongers, and an entire hosts of other religious fanatics.

gott mine done with 23 and also ancestry. they were very near identical in results. of course, courthouse lawyers use dna results also.

have got far less american indian than the stories go, especially on my mom's side. the results just weren't there, except a trace.

have got a little over 1200 distant cousins. i know some 6 of the total listing. and so it goes.

have some close cousins adopted under closed records. we have to believe the dna or not.

No, have not done it. Do not intend to.

Sometimes one hears of interesting results where brothers discover they are only half, or fathers discover 20 + year old kids are really not theirs. Surprises abound! Do you really wish to surprised?

I decided to pass, no thanks.

I paid 23andme.com a hundred bucks to run my DNA. Worth every penny. I am primarily Irish, Scottish, and Welsh, with some German and Danish.
Also, I am a little more Indian than Elizabeth Warren, I am one tenth of one percent Indian.

Also, to my delight, I am 3 percent Neanderthal, and I have some of the highest Neanderthal DNA ever tested for.



Here is my family get-together in back in the cave in Scotland in 43,341 BC. I am the kid right front with the rock.
We had such a wonderful Christmas that year.

i did the ancestory.com test and the results pretty much confirmed what i knew. which was exhaustive research going back to about 800a.m. in northern germany, scotland, and croatian/slovakian.
it did give me some contacts in scotland which i would have not known about.

My saintly skydiving Mom, fervently identifying as a Brit, always made fun of the Irish.

Got my DNA results in, 79% Irish from County Cork, means my Mom has to be at least 58% Irish too

19% English from the Midlands, 2% Swedish.

dang it! get a rope and hang'em.

i'm only 2 percent neanderthal. i'm kinda disappointed to tell ya the truth.

plenty of scotti in my blood. back from when scotland was a heavily forested country.

these tests might not be accurate to the 17 decimal point level. but they are good indicators.

i thought i'd have some askinadze hebrew in my bloodlines, but not according to either test. nada.

I haven't done it, but would.

The fbi already has my dna.

I got results and then they updated those results and changed all of my percentages, eliminating many of the original claims. Mostly Irish and Welsh with some French. First reading included a bunch of Italian and they revised that to zero. they relied heavily on relatives, obviously.

Or in Glasgow last year.

Changed their lives and yours knowing didn't it.. NOT... I have NO clue what the purpose of this is.

And if I dont know some of my relatives, seems like a GOOD thing to me.

I must say, in the past several years I have heard about some 25 year old gal, calling up some 60 year old guy, who she had never spoken to before, and saying "Hello, Daddy!"

I must say I am a prime candidate for that, but so far it has not happened to me.