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50 Shades of Grey for Seniors
Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . .
"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
"There's more to optics than meets the eye."--anon
"...most of us would be better off losing half a pound around the waist than half a pound on our rifle."--dhg
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MMMMmmmmmmmm!!!!
Spiral ham!!!!!!!!
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Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
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I had Spiral Ham for Christmas. Problem is, I had it for Thanksgiving too, along with Turkey for both also. Some folks can't get over traditions. Would've preferred Meatloaf or Lasagna or about a hundred other things instead of one of the holidays but some folks love the same stuff every year.
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I love almost any kind of food I didn’t havta cook!!!!
Last edited by kaywoodie; 12/27/19.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about?
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Campfire Oracle
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Last edited by renegade50; 12/27/19.
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham. Nawww She Arby’s Spiral ham aka old lady pootang
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Campfire Oracle
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham. Does it come in a can, this ham?
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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called spam.....That tainted colored jelly is free.
Last edited by champlain_islander; 12/27/19.
living the good life every day
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Campfire Oracle
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham. Does it come in a can, this ham? Negative, ghostrider. It’s fresh.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham. Does it come in a can, this ham? Negative, ghostrider. It’s fresh. By whose definition?
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Unfrozen and not canned. 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
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--ironbender
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Like a deli ham sammich. I seen pics.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
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--ironbender
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You’re thinking Arby’s too.
That Big Montana they got, hold the pickle
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"I don't get it"
My wife said.
I'm LMAO
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You have to really throw the glaze to it. Get it in there deep Which spiral ham are you talking about? The Lindsay Vonn ham. Does it come in a can, this ham? Negative, ghostrider. It’s fresh. By whose definition? The consumer's.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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