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The Lone Ranger, and Tonto were riding across the plains when out of no were comes this band of blood thirsty Apaches in full war dress whopping, and spears in the air in a threating manner.
So our men turn their horses, and gallop of in the other direction. Immediately they see a large group of Arapahos charging trod them.
Things get worse, Cheyenne now. Soon they find themselves in a box canyon, the only way out blocked, and the canyon rim full of Indians.
The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, and says, What do we do now Tonto?
Tonto, Where you get this we stuff white man.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Well I thought it was funny.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Yes Wabi it is still funny, even after fifty years.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Sure Shooter, it's old as the hills, some of the young sprouts on here don't go back that far. 
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"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Yes Wabi it is still funny, even after fifty years. Hahahaha!!!!! What about the other 50 yr old one when the lone ranger gets bit by a snake on the crank. And punch line is Tonto saying . Your a dead mutha fugga kemosabe.........
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LMAO, I never heard it before...................
If we live long enough, we all have regrets. But the ones that nag at us the most are the ones in which we know we had a choice.
Doug
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I can't post YouTube, I was going to post the Opening Theme.
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Old as the hills, but funny. I always heard.."Why you say "we" paleface?"
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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LMAO, I never heard it before................... Holy smokes. First time I heard it I rolled over in my crib and farted!  7mm
"Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden
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Who’s the Lone Ranger and Tonto?
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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The floor is open for better.
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Ok,,, Mike Tyson and Don King visit the Vatican.
Naw......
Cant tell it right without hand and arm gestures....
oh well....
Lol!!!
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"Doctor says, 'You gonna die Kemosabe'"
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto duo went their seperate ways when the ranger found out that keemosabi really meant knucklehead....
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"Doctor says, 'You gonna die Kemosabe'" Haha Rattlesnakes are a MFr
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Campfire Regular
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Little Johnny is sitting in the back row of the class room with his hand in the air. He is waving it back and forth for about 20 minutes. The teacher doesn’t want to call on him cause he never has anything good to say. Finally she gives in and says “yes Johnny”. Johnny says I got to piss, I’ve got to piss real bad. The teacher runs back and grabs Johnny by the ear and drags him out in the hall and says I don’t know who taught you that word, but it’s a cuss word. From now on when you have to do that you will use the term “urinate”. Now you stay out here in the Hall until you think of a sentence with urinate in it. Then you can come up in front of the class and tell them that sentence. Little Johnny stayed out in the hall for a few minutes, then sheepishly walked up in front of the class. As he stood in front of the class he looked over at the teacher and said urinate, but if you had bigger tits you’d be a ten.
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The Lone Ranger gave away all his dead batteries today -
Free of charge.
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