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Whatever! OMG.

Ever wonder how it is that we have guys that can get perfectly clear and sharp pictures of a hummingbirds wings but in their Bigfoot pictures it could just as easily be a black angus? GD

This guy has been chasing Yeti/Bigfoot for over 65 years, he's 93 years old now. You've probably seen him on various Bigfoot documentaries.

Ed Zachery!

More like Big Idiots that believe this stupid junk.

Last time I heard, my ex was in Indiana- - - - -how did she get all the way to Washington?
Jerry

The Navy can only suppress this for so long.

Quiet there.

You know they're listening to you and rene.

Geno

Bigfoot was the love of your life at one time? You pledged to love, honor and cherish bigfoot? That's weird.

Some really good things happen when one quits drinking!
Jerry

Could be a crackhead!

Geno

Every bigfoot photo ever taken is questionable. It's just a shadow, a vague shape, 'something' moving in the brush, or the like. With all the 'evidence' collected, you'd think that at least 1 photo would be clear. Tracks? An occasional single track to make a plaster cast (easily faked) but not a single line of tracks in the snow or soft ground. This last one was in snow. Did anyone go photograph the line of tracks in the snow? Not so. It's all fake or wishful thinking.

Everything that lives has to eat. If it eats, it defecates.

Today, there is no place on the face of the Earth remote enough for a bigfoot to crap without a human stumbling across it and getting a DNA sample.

Scat? Hair? Blood? Epithelial cells? Placenta? Menses? No, not a trace of DNA because it is all a figment of someone's imagination.

Or bones when they die..... Lotsa DNA there also. You'd think somebody somewhere would have a skull or something by now. This crap reminds me of the Loch Ness monster.

Even a spunk sample now and again. That’s what so frustrating about the government. I mean here you have clear evidence of Sasquatch and the government is like nope, not gonna follow those tracks until we can collect some stool, menses, or ejaculate (or preferably all three). What are they spending my tax money on I’d like to know. Careless.

How is it that the WSDOT photo has the thing directly in front of a tree that hides the shape? Another coincidence, right? It's always a coincidence that the photo is fuzzy.

Gee, that is news

I guess the geniuses would never be able to use that film to tell how tall the sucker was, or even put a 6 ft tall guy in that same spot to compare the height.

Somebody in a costume.

Interesting story.

Not really, The pictures are always clear it's just that BF is just naturally fuzzy and blurry.

How big is his foot

He hold that pose through a snow storm??? no foot prints in that pic.

Caution: Foul Language.

Eddy Murphy. Aunt Bunny.
https://youtu.be/L2DwIdz_D10

I get more mileage from Eddie Murphy n Aunt Bunny and that Leprechaun clip. I typically lose it in laughter til I’m crying at the stupidity of it.

Why didn't the photographer walk up, after the BF left, and photograph the footprints in the snow?

Because it's phony, that's why.

Washington state is legal recreational marijuana correct? That says enough

PREZACTLY

I laughed till I cried the first time I ever heard that years ago.

Fake, a cut out prank. Same pose when the taillights are in the distance and when not.

Sasquatch festival in Longview Wa this weekend. Coincidence?

Now Steve,

you don't honestly think the State of WA gooberment would try to drum up some extra tourist dollars...............do you?

Geno

I don't think any of the West Coast governments are that competent.

Well, there is that.

Not that far thinking at times, are they.

And again, that might be supporting capitalism too.

Geno

Oh, shict, I thought you said big bitch in wal-mart. Sorry. There's lots of those.

That depends

And yet this warning was published. It must be true if it was in the news, right?

Yeti Mating Season Warning

I watched a wonderful documentary, it had an English veterinarian and a genetic lab in the U.K.

Yeti is a cross between the early prehistoric polar bear that was most commonly found in Norway, and a European grizzly, or brown bear.

All the " big foot" or american tissue samples were actually something else. I.E. deer, bear, dog etc.

The "Big Foot " print is actually the print of how a grizzly walks. The front and back foot land near each other that they super impose ........making it look like a single big foot print.

Silly Rabbit.

Any Coast to Coast listener can tell you that the Big Foot tribe travels via a vast network of underground tunnels that crisscross the continent. No doubt they do their business at rest stops located in those tunnels.

A little common sense and analytical thinking will settle all your doubts.

Gotta go walk my unicorn.

This is basically a for sure thing

Sasquatches must be really dumb. Clearly, he's left his (hers, its?) flying saucer unguarded, with Jimmy Hoffa left alone inside.

You obviously have never seen a grizzly walk, nor grizzly tracks...

griz tracks:

Looks like griz took his dog for a walk, according to my paleontologist friend.

Somebody had to take the pictures. I'm surprised that they don't include flip flop tracks, too.

And they use Mel's Hole to get into those tunnels

I had a good day earlier this week. Now if I can only see one of those black mountain lions everyone sees I'll call it a wrap.

Those aren’t griz tracks you idiot

Those are Bigfoot tracks

Holy smokes, I can’t contain my excitement. Notice the nail marks in front of the toes. This confirms something I’ve always suspected about Bigfoot; their feet are un-manicured and disgusting. Imagine how long those nails must be. Hideous

But that’s neither here nor there. Mr Chuck, I’m gonna need you to follow those tracks. Now, there should be some trace of menses or stool or ejaculate somewhere. This isn’t just cool stuff you find in the forest, it’s evidence. Even something as simple as a stray pube could hold the key to proving this whole thing.

Now a lot of people are scared of Bigfoot but don’t be afraid. They are very loving creatures. VERY loving, as the aforementioned erotic documentary clearly depicts. Thanks for that Steve



I encourage anyone wanting to learn more about these bi-pedal, bi-curious nymphopods to read this book. I’d be happy to lend you my copy. I’ll even include a couple rudimentary sketches I made of some of the scenes, to help the beginner better understand just what’s going on. It can be hard to grasp at first. I’ve sent numerous correspondences to the publisher and author offering to let them use my work pro-bono for the next editions but haven’t heard back yet

Revelations!

If the sighting was at a Whole Foods somewhere near Seattle, I think the report was sincere. Obviously just a misunderstanding, but sincere nonetheless.

"This guy has been chasing Yeti/Bigfoot for over 65 years, he's 93 years old now. You've probably seen him on various Bigfoot documentaries."

And he hasn't found one yet?

Could happen I suppose. I've been applying (until this year) for a bison permit here in Alaska for 40 year now, and haven't found one(permit). They tell me they do exist....

It's someone out snowshoeing with heavy brown clothing.

Carhartts

Was it Moo-chelle?

Lotsa lava tubes arounfd Mt Shasta.

Whole dang warren of them bigfoots down there, livin' in symbiosis with the ALIENS there.

Them bigfoots pop up all over the place around NorCal and OR.

Geno

You're up in NC right?

Wanna see a black mountain lion you best head south to Florida...................they gots 'em down there I hear...............


If the big ol' snakes ain't killed 'em all already.

Geno

PS, good luck, bring your phone, even a grainy cell phone shot will do as proof.