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And yet this warning was published. It must be true if it was in the news, right? Yeti Mating Season Warning
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I watched a wonderful documentary, it had an English veterinarian and a genetic lab in the U.K.
Yeti is a cross between the early prehistoric polar bear that was most commonly found in Norway, and a European grizzly, or brown bear.
All the " big foot" or american tissue samples were actually something else. I.E. deer, bear, dog etc.
The "Big Foot " print is actually the print of how a grizzly walks. The front and back foot land near each other that they super impose ........making it look like a single big foot print.
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Everything that lives has to eat. If it eats, it defecates.
Today, there is no place on the face of the Earth remote enough for a bigfoot to crap without a human stumbling across it and getting a DNA sample.
Scat? Hair? Blood? Epithelial cells? Placenta? Menses? No, not a trace of DNA because it is all a figment of someone's imagination. Silly Rabbit. Any Coast to Coast listener can tell you that the Big Foot tribe travels via a vast network of underground tunnels that crisscross the continent. No doubt they do their business at rest stops located in those tunnels. A little common sense and analytical thinking will settle all your doubts. Gotta go walk my unicorn.
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Sasquatches must be really dumb. Clearly, he's left his (hers, its?) flying saucer unguarded, with Jimmy Hoffa left alone inside.
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I watched a wonderful documentary, it had an English veterinarian and a genetic lab in the U.K.
Yeti is a cross between the early prehistoric polar bear that was most commonly found in Norway, and a European grizzly, or brown bear.
All the " big foot" or american tissue samples were actually something else. I.E. deer, bear, dog etc.
The "Big Foot " print is actually the print of how a grizzly walks. The front and back foot land near each other that they super impose ........making it look like a single big foot print. You obviously have never seen a grizzly walk, nor grizzly tracks...
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griz tracks:
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griz tracks: Looks like griz took his dog for a walk, according to my paleontologist friend.
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Somebody had to take the pictures. I'm surprised that they don't include flip flop tracks, too.
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Everything that lives has to eat. If it eats, it defecates.
Today, there is no place on the face of the Earth remote enough for a bigfoot to crap without a human stumbling across it and getting a DNA sample.
Scat? Hair? Blood? Epithelial cells? Placenta? Menses? No, not a trace of DNA because it is all a figment of someone's imagination. Silly Rabbit. Any Coast to Coast listener can tell you that the Big Foot tribe travels via a vast network of underground tunnels that crisscross the continent. No doubt they do their business at rest stops located in those tunnels. A little common sense and analytical thinking will settle all your doubts. Gotta go walk my unicorn. And they use Mel's Hole to get into those tunnels
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I had a good day earlier this week. Now if I can only see one of those black mountain lions everyone sees I'll call it a wrap.
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griz tracks: Those aren’t griz tracks you idiot Those are Bigfoot tracks Holy smokes, I can’t contain my excitement. Notice the nail marks in front of the toes. This confirms something I’ve always suspected about Bigfoot; their feet are un-manicured and disgusting. Imagine how long those nails must be. Hideous But that’s neither here nor there. Mr Chuck, I’m gonna need you to follow those tracks. Now, there should be some trace of menses or stool or ejaculate somewhere. This isn’t just cool stuff you find in the forest, it’s evidence. Even something as simple as a stray pube could hold the key to proving this whole thing. Now a lot of people are scared of Bigfoot but don’t be afraid. They are very loving creatures. VERY loving, as the aforementioned erotic documentary clearly depicts. Thanks for that Steve I encourage anyone wanting to learn more about these bi-pedal, bi-curious nymphopods to read this book. I’d be happy to lend you my copy. I’ll even include a couple rudimentary sketches I made of some of the scenes, to help the beginner better understand just what’s going on. It can be hard to grasp at first. I’ve sent numerous correspondences to the publisher and author offering to let them use my work pro-bono for the next editions but haven’t heard back yet
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I had a good day earlier this week. Now if I can only see one of those black mountain lions everyone sees I'll call it a wrap. Revelations!
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If the sighting was at a Whole Foods somewhere near Seattle, I think the report was sincere. Obviously just a misunderstanding, but sincere nonetheless.
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"This guy has been chasing Yeti/Bigfoot for over 65 years, he's 93 years old now. You've probably seen him on various Bigfoot documentaries."
And he hasn't found one yet?
Could happen I suppose. I've been applying (until this year) for a bison permit here in Alaska for 40 year now, and haven't found one(permit). They tell me they do exist....
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It's someone out snowshoeing with heavy brown clothing.
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It's someone out snowshoeing with heavy brown clothing.
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Everything that lives has to eat. If it eats, it defecates.
Today, there is no place on the face of the Earth remote enough for a bigfoot to crap without a human stumbling across it and getting a DNA sample.
Scat? Hair? Blood? Epithelial cells? Placenta? Menses? No, not a trace of DNA because it is all a figment of someone's imagination. Silly Rabbit. Any Coast to Coast listener can tell you that the Big Foot tribe travels via a vast network of underground tunnels that crisscross the continent. No doubt they do their business at rest stops located in those tunnels. A little common sense and analytical thinking will settle all your doubts. Gotta go walk my unicorn. And they use Mel's Hole to get into those tunnels Lotsa lava tubes arounfd Mt Shasta. Whole dang warren of them bigfoots down there, livin' in symbiosis with the ALIENS there. Them bigfoots pop up all over the place around NorCal and OR. Geno
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