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Well, I just finished up installing my first bidet. My wife said that her friends were all talking and they all love them. I have always thought of them as a little perverse. She pulled up all of the feedback on amazon and had me read it. Long story short, I have a mighty clean ass.
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I can't tell you how much better my life is for knowing that 
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I’ve installed a few in high class houses and apartments. Never used one.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I remember my first Navy cruise to Europe.
When we asked where the bathroom--Banjo, was-- we were told-- do not use the one one the left!
One wrong use was all it took---
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Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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We put one in last year and love it. "A clean crack is a happy crack". 👍
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
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I thought this was another Kobe thread.
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We couldn't afford a bidet - I had to do hand stands in the shower.
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don't give a chit..... lol
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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We couldn't afford a bidet - I had to do hand stands in the shower. Please post pix. Oh, wait, on second thought.............
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Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
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The shower head on a hose does the same job. Although you may wish to avoid the "hard jet pulse" setting. No one knows why you need the hose...
Would a bidet for her b'day make a good gift?
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I'd rather have a Bidet than a Biden.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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Doesn’t the previous user’s shît water blast up your hiney?
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Doesn’t the previous user’s shît water blast up your hiney? Yea.....You might as well be scissoring with the guy that used it before you.
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Well, I just finished up installing my first bidet. My wife said that her friends were all talking and they all love them. I have always thought of them as a little perverse. She pulled up all of the feedback on amazon and had me read it. Long story short, I have a mighty clean ass. You know there are some things that just do not need to be posted on the Campfire 
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Installed one in son's new house that we were building.
He was mad I took it for a test drive before he did. Heated water and everything.
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