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The democRAT Party is seeking a candidate for President, who will tow the Marxist / Tyranny agenda of the democRAT Party.

The candidate must have the following attributes and experience:

1 – An I.Q. above 71, not to exceed 85. (mental sub-normality / Left-side Bell Curve)
2 – Multiple sexual encounters with both genders, human or animal, or both.
3 - Must identify as a multiple alphabet person, not heterosexual.
4 – Have a deep hate of all Christian people, Freedom, and the U.S.A.
5 – Have a deep hate of the 1st and 2nd Amendments.
6 – Have the ability to express their deep hate of minorities, away from the public’s eye.
7 – The ability to lie at will, while keeping a straight face and concerning appearance.
8 – Have NO sense of morality, integrity, honor or respect for the Constitution / Law.
9 – Have NO employment experience in the private sector.
10 – Have the tenacity to increase your “white collar criminal” status among peers.

In return, the democRAT Party will provide their selected candidate with the resources and support from their deep bench of Low I.Q. / White Collar Criminals across the country, inhabiting government offices from the city level to federal level, MSM / Social Media.

If you feel you have the above aptitude and experience, please forward your resume to the DNC “IMMEDIATELY”. No cover letter required. We already know you’re TWO STOOPUD ™ to write one.

Last edited by ElkSlayer91; 02/06/20.

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Hell, they already have Chuck Schumer. Perfect in all details.


















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Originally Posted by Tracks
Hell, they already have Chuck Schumer. Perfect in all details.


All democRATS qualify. It's only a question of who can raise the most money to compete.


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