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On your side of the fence, stack a couple bags of water softener salt. For storage. It'd be a shame if they somehow got torn by maybe a weed whacker. And just before the wet season, too. That whole ten bucks lost.

Now, you'll have to lay down some pavers because nothing will grow there. Boat storage? Grill? Damn.

tordon pellets scatter on the ground under trees , dont kill grass just broad leaf plants and woody plants

....or you could take a paper sack full of schit and put it on their doorstep , set fire to it , then ring their doorbell , run like hell.


Mike

Get your chain saw in your hands...go knock on your neighbors door and tell him...."Hey I'm going to cut that tree of yours down...wanna come watch?"

See how this works out for you!!

Yup, good idea. Go from killing a tree that’s not yours or fugging up a car that’s not yours to 2 maybe 3 Federal felonies. Blowing up a mailbox is one for sure, possession/ use of a class B destructive device is 2 and now days maybe a domestic terrorism charge. Nothing like getting the Feds crawling up everybody’s ass in the area. Damn good advice on the fire today.

I did that once

they never answered the door, thought the door frame was gonna catch on fire. So I ran back over and used his water hose to put it out.

What a mess

Ashes, partially cooked dog shît. I’m sure the confusion read like a Far Side comic when they finally seen the remnants of the failed assault.

if they are the right kind , grow them and sell , be careful some are poisonous :

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First off, I have sumac trees growing in my yard, and I really like them... they look kinda odd just growing in the middle of my back yard, but they add a nice texture to the land scaping and provide shade on the hottest days when I need it most. Also in the fall they turn a wonderfull red and are not hard to clean up after when the leaves fall....

Whith that said... Here is how you kill your neibors trees.

Sumac spread by rizome, that is, they send out roots to spread. Let your neibors trees spread onto your property. Let them grow... when they get 1-2 inch in dia. wait untill July or Aug or so and, on YOUR property, cut them off. Then take some Round up concentrate, about 3/4 cup, and add 1/4 cup water and paint the sumac stumps on YOUR side of the fence.... the chemical will translocate thru the whole root network and kill them all.

That is how my next door neibor killed mine. Worked like a charm.

Some time this summer, the stack vent on his house is gonna get an air tight clog.... and, when I hear him complain about how his house stinks and toilets don't flush... I'm gonna be smiling inside.... and ask him, if maybe it's time to sell that money pit.... You kids keep playing with your sugar and Karo syrup.

Donald Duck, and neighbor Jones.

Since some are slamming me for killing someone else's trees, the owner does nothing along this fence line or his other fences. Everything grows wild and is never touched. They are completely bare right now, and if they just never grew leaves, oh well.

The sumac trees in our back fields are scrubby, ugly nuisance trees. They get about 10-12 ft tall, 3” caliper and then take a shît and die after about 5 years.

The deer like the berries and the labyrinth of cover their crooked-ass trunks weave.

When I think of sumac, I think of some un maintained growth of weeds, vines, scrub. Bush hog tear them up easily enough.

Cannot think of anyone that would want this as an ‘ornamental’. Unless there’s some desirable sub species.

Anybody kills my trees is going to get a visit.

What did he say when you asked him if you could remove them?????

Howling!!!!!

But the good book says " love thy neighbor" and his soon to be over growing sumac weeds.

LOL!!!

Now you are sounding like a liberal. What gives you the right to tell them how to maintain or not maintain land that you don’t own. Basically it’s none of your damn business. You want to do it legally fine. He gives you permission fine. Otherwise mind your own damn business. There’s more than a few places around here that are eyesores, not maintained and I would like to see them gone but I don’t own it, the village and county don’t give a sh*t so I just have to live with it. Tough world isn’t it.

This, a burning bag of dog poop on the front doorstep too. they gotta have a doorbell tho.

Dont explain yourself! You wana kill some dudes trees? Im in...

Let's see here, we have:

Killing your neighbors trees on the sly.

Sugaring a gas tank.

Blowing up a mail box.

Burning bag of dog poop on the porch.

Are there any grownups here?

C’mon now Swifty. You just now told us how to fugg up another person’s gas tank.