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Zombies eat brains - You guy's are safe!
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"I'd like to take you seriously, but that would be to insult your intelligence." William F. Buckley Jr.
===================== Boots were made for walking Winds were blowing change Boys fall in the jungle As I Came of Age
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Campfire Kahuna
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“You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity.” ― Robert A. Heinlein,
Endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie. - Mark Twain in Eruption
He would have been a black and tan terrier only there wsn't room enough on him for both colors. - quoted in "Relics of Mark Twain,"
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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"He's so smart he's stupid".
Author unknown.
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem." Ronald Reagan
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Man, in church, to his wife: "That woman on the next pew is downright ugly!" Wife: "Shhh, she can't help how she looks." Man: "No, but she could stay home!"
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Man, in church, to his wife: "That woman on the next pew is downright ugly!" Wife: "Shhh, she can't help how she looks." Man: "No, but she could stay home!" From Robert Ruark
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Campfire Tracker
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"When you open your mouth, your brains are on parade!" My dad to me many times as a kid.
It isn't what happens to you that defines you, it's what you DO about what happens to you that defines you!
NRA life member
Illinois State Rifle Association member
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Man, in church, to his wife: "That woman on the next pew is downright ugly!" Wife: "Shhh, she can't help how she looks." Man: "No, but she could stay home!" From Robert Ruark Couldn't remember where I got it, thanks for reminding me.
The biggest problem our country has is not systemic racism, it's systemic stupidity.
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Alleged British Officer Evaluations 1. His men would follow him anywhere but only out of curiosity.
2. I would not breed from this Officer.
3. This man is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot.
4. This Officer can be likened to a small puppy - he runs around excitedly, leaving little messes for other people to clean up.
5. This Officer is really not so much of a has-been, more of a definitely won't-be.
6. When she opens her mouth it seems only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
7. Couldn't organise 50% leave in a 2-man submarine.
8. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
9. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
10. Technically sound but socially impossible.
11. The occasional flashes of adequacy are marred by an attitude of apathy and indifference.
12 When he joined my ship this Officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably.
13. This Medical Officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
14. This Officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope, always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere.
15. Since my last report he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
16. She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
17. He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
18. This Officer should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
19. In my opinion this pilot should not be authorised to fly below 250 feet.
20. The only ship I would recommend for this man is citizenship.
21. Couldn't organise a woodpecker's picnic in Sherwood Forest.
22. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
23. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
24. Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train isn't coming.
25. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
26. If he were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.
27. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
28. If you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean.
29. It's hard to believe that he beat 1 000 000 other sperm.
30. A room temperature IQ.
31. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
32. A gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
33. He has a photographic memory but has the lens cover glued on.
34. He has been working with glue too long.
35. When his IQ reaches 50 he should sell.
36. This man hasn't got enough grey matter to sole the flip-flop of a one legged budgie.
37. If two people are talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
38. One-celled organisms would out score him in an IQ test.
39. He donated his body to science before he was done using it.
40. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
41. He's so dense light bends around him.
42. If brains were taxed he'd get a rebate.
43. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
44. Takes him 1½ hours to watch 60 minutes.
45. Wheel is turning but the hamster is long dead.
One unerring mark of the love of the truth is not entertaining any proposition with greater assurance than the proofs it is built upon will warrant. John Locke, 1690
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