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right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home. Better watch out if you go to Bojangles. There's been a rash of jiggaboo riots at the Popeye's chicken franchises. If you happen to be there when the last chicken sandwich gets sold you'll have to low crawl out of the place.
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Theyre 1/4” thick though
And packed in antifreeze Cooks in seconds!
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home. Welcome to the sunny south. 64 degrees today here. That's a positive.
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks  You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free.
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right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home. Better watch out if you go to Bojangles. There's been a rash of jiggaboo riots at the Popeye's chicken franchises. If you happen to be there when the last chicken sandwich gets sold you'll have to low crawl out of the place. I'd started going there for a breakfast biscuit, but then found out the mom-n-pop grocery next to it has a deli called Southern Cookin and they have homemade biscuits made from white lily flour, sausage gravy and scrambled eggs. I wondered why a grocery store would have several tables and chairs in front of their deli counter. One stop there for biscuits and I understood why. I haven't ventured there for dinner yet, I'm kinda partial to Winn Dixie fried chicken.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free. That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death. It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow.
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right now I've got a Piggly Wiggly, Whataburger, Bojangles and a Dollar General less than a mile from where I'm temporarily living
its a whole new lease on life compared to home. Welcome to the sunny south. 64 degrees today here. That's a positive. 39 degrees right here, right now in the semi-south. Supposed to be up to 62 on Saturday though. Hope I don't have the Coronavirus by then. Unlike Joebob, I'm not anxious to get it.
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It's good that someone supports DOW Chemical Company
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It's good that someone supports DOW Chemical Company LOL
have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free. That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death. It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow. Most of the oldsters around here look pretty constipated already.
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At least have the class to buy real cheeze whiz like us fancy folks You used to could get "Alma" cheese from Alma, Kansas, real good stuff, when the government brought it to the Senor Citizens Center. That shixt was fo free. That's because the government was working to constipate old people to death. It's not as suspicious as smothering them with a pillow. Most of the oldsters around here look pretty constipated already. I can relate.
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Dollar General cheese in a can put that on a ritz cracker - damn, thats good eatin ![[Linked Image from dollargeneral.com]](https://www.dollargeneral.com/media/catalog/product/cache/0729a8e318a86bbdd225c6c8aa5967a3/c/l/clover_valley_aerosol_cheddar_front_label_2-15-17.jpg) that corona virus hits, I'm just gonna stock up on it and some saltines MMMmm paired with a good Kentucky wine. Artificial Berry flavor should compliment the cheddar eh? ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/8MxDZ1C.jpg)
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Looks like somethin' that'll constipate a goose.
What they gettin' for Milk o'Magnesia down to the Dollar Store?
I bet they're charging $15 a pint for it.
They might even offer a package deal. One can of aerosol cheese,...one pint of Milk O'Magnesia,....$17.50. Get one of those Kong toys for your lab, squirt that yellow cheese-like goo into it, then put it in the freezer overnight. After you give it to him the next morning, he will be out of your hair for hours.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"
Biden didn't win the election.
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Looks like somethin' that'll constipate a goose.
What they gettin' for Milk o'Magnesia down to the Dollar Store?
I bet they're charging $15 a pint for it.
They might even offer a package deal. One can of aerosol cheese,...one pint of Milk O'Magnesia,....$17.50. Believe that’s a christmas promo item. Comes with a fleets enema with candy cane stripe. Peppermint? Dunno.
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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Dollar General cheese in a can put that on a ritz cracker - damn, thats good eatin that corona virus hits, I'm just gonna stock up on it and some saltines MMMmm paired with a good Kentucky wine. Artificial Berry flavor should compliment the cheddar eh? I've knocked out alot of BF over the years. I think Arbor Mist replaced it for the white trash city folk.
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IMO that cheese makes great rat bait for traps. Better'n peanut butter even,
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
Perfect is the enemy of good enough
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A little summer sausage and you're batting a 1000!
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the only downside is the cheese on the tip of tube dries out and you get like a 1/4" of hard ass crud on your cracker the next time you use it. I've learned to shoot a bit out before I spray down my saltine.
that's a tip for you noobs out there I usually end up whizzin on the shower curtain for a few seconds when that happens
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"Got my cheese whiz boy?' Quick, what movie was that?
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
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