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You're right. Andy Griffith. I looked it up. Bill Cosby was the Puddin' er..a...pitchman.

Just a heads up, you don't need to buy beefaroni in the can any more , or even at dollar general for that matter !

They sell it in some "space aged" package now, remember Tang, "space age" same scenario but you can throw the bag out in the sun to warm up till the doves start flying, Wa La ! And thanks for the heads up on the slim jim, stir sticks that's like peanut butter and jelly on tootsie rolls, its to die for !

Fuggin A!

B C and D too.

Prolly work with some Chef Boy Ar Dee Ravioli too!

Or Canned Beef Stew.

Geno

I wonder if that Dollar General cheese like product would be any good squirted on a Twinkie. Kind of a fire inspired fusion cuisine dish. LMAO..

The problem with twinkies is the piss poor packaging, you will never have an accidental discharge with slim jims , those bitches are wrapped to last, there is nothing worse than looking forward to a twinkie only to find out its dressed in last years dove feathers, that's just B.S. !

Try and think these things through a bit before suggesting such "Debbie downer" ideas ! Failure is not optional in these cases.

I once hunted with a guy who's wife wrapped his sandwiches in tin foil , God only knows what he was thinking marrying that bitch, must have been a second cousin or something, I never talked to him or her again !

Ya but you can get a case of fuggn Twinkies for price of two tubes of Cheese schmutz so you gotta throw a few away, big deal. Surely the ones in the middle will be jes fine with no premature ejaculation issues?.. But yeah Slim Jims for the fail safe plan B

I get the distinct impression that some of y'all ain't taking this discussion seriously.

The ravioli is my favorite.


That and wheat snack bread with jalapeno cheese spread.

About all I've gotten outta this is that Slummy is actually the real deal, he has a Crown Vic. Not just a Vic, but an actual X police Vic. See the push bar brackets on the front.

To have a Vic in some parts of the south is a right of passage, meaning you are the real deal.

What license plate on the front? Pics please. Still have the cage in it?

If they made rubbers out of the stuff that they wrap slim jims in, a guy wouldn't need to use a new one every time he got lucky ! Those bulk food places would close faster than Peking Moon's Saturday all U could eat buffet !

Any you cheese heads remember these?

Mandatory in any hunting chuck box along with saltines and thermos of coffee.

Never had any of those.

I mind the time that my Dad and I went fishing on Lake o' the Pines in east Texas. My Uncle and his cousin taken us on Cuz's old aluminum vee bottom that looked like something out of Gilligan's Island and was indeed, sea-worthy. Lake o' the Pines was full of pine stumps just invisible under the water. We'd shear a pin jumpin' those stumps every little bit. It got up over 100 that day and we ran out of water. Rather than go in, those old boys would just dip the jug in the lake and drink out of it. We stopped at an old-timey fish-camp in some cove and ate whatever they had. Pre-wrapped bologna or ham sammiches and cheez whiz out of the jar. I learned how to eat Cheez Whiz proper. They would dip their pocket knife in the stuff and eat a big glob with every bite of their sammich. Cholesterol probly off-the-charts.

Nooooo. that sh~ts all fat free, that's why it last so long, and taste soooo good. Old timers ate that stuff while they were camping to make sure they they never got the bacon grease sh~tz ! I think it kills beaver fever too !

Wife’s grandparents have more money than the federal reserve. Trades for a new pickup every year. Newer Cadillac or Town car sitting in the garage beside the new Chevy. He makes grandma drive one of his police interceptors with no hubcaps. One of them still has the cage up separating the front seat from the back seat. Yes, I said one of them, usually has a few in rotation. He drives an 03 Chevy with 300k miles as his normal driver. Wouldn’t want to put miles on that new Chevy, might hurt the trade in value.

This should be someone’s avatar.

But does he know jacksh~t about cheese whizz ? Slim jims or beefaroni? I hope they get inhome care, they sound like nice folks !

That’s right jack, and I’m not even a boomer.

I hunted with a work buddy, his wife brought us a hot dish of fresh warm Pigs-n-a-blanket, at on the back of his property. 😃👍

My grandfather used to get one of those nasty little tubes with Liverwurst, Knockwurst and some other disgusting organ-meat pate’ for his ritz crackers.

that chit smelled like a gutshot buck when he open it 🤮

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