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So I have been reading up on this Coronavirus issue and see the CDC advice on what to do if you are feeling ill.
Well, I am sick to my stomach.... Biden, Sanders, the Squad..... markets tanking.... yammering clowns all over the news... you get the idea....
Well, I believe I will self isolate up on the Platte River for a couple of weeks...
Last edited by TF49; 03/07/20.
The tax collector said: “Lord Jesus, have mercy on me, a sinner.” Jesus said he went home “justified.”
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So I have been reading up on this Coronavirus issue and see the CDC advice on what to do if you are feeling ill.
Well, I am sick to my stomach.... Biden, Sanders, the Squad..... markets tanking.... yammering clowns all over the news... you get the idea....
Well, I believe I will self isolate up on the Platte River for a couple of weeks...
What's your prospective cure? Snow Geese or spring Walleys
Last edited by horse1; 03/07/20.
I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.
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I thought he typed self immolate at first....
I am MAGA.
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Take plenty of spam and TP.
And booze.
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�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Miracle mile? Six mile gap?
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I could live off mayonnaise sammiches for a month, just here in my pole barn I built over my doublewide trailer.
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I was done with may’naise sammiches when Roman meal went outta biz
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Johnny on the spot here. I went to Costco a week and a half ago. 5 cases of water, 3 cases of toilet paper, 4 cases of Bud Lite, 1 case of Spam, 4 handles of Jim Beam, 2 handles of tequila, 1 case of canned corn, 1 case of frozen waffles and a box of peanut brittle.
I'm ready.
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I was done with may’naise sammiches when Roman meal went outta biz Fancy livin!
I am MAGA.
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Johnny on the spot here. I went to Costco a week and a half ago. 5 cases of water, 3 cases of toilet paper, 4 cases of Bud Lite, 1 case of Spam, 4 handles of Jim Beam, 2 handles of tequila, 1 case of canned corn, 1 case of frozen waffles and a box of peanut brittle.
I'm ready. What, no sardines? C'mon man! What about Cheez-its? Got a case of them?
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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I was done with may’naise sammiches when Roman meal went outta biz Fancy livin! Grew up hard, once a week we’d dill pickles on it.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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If only we'ed a had some bread to put our mayonnaise on........
I am MAGA.
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Or a knife so the wee ones didn't have to stick their fingers in the vat..
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..."
Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Just dip the whole chiggum drumstick down in the jar.
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 That was actually pretty good... I could live off mayonnaise sammiches for a month, just here in my pole barn I built over my doublewide trailer.
"Those that think they know everything are annoying those of us that have Google." - Dr. D. Edward Wilkinson
Note to self: Never ask an old Fogey how he is doing today.
Revised note to self: Keep it short when someone asks how I am doing.
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To long or too far out of touch could bring back to a world you do not know.
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I was done with may’naise sammiches when Roman meal went outta biz we used to have a brand (locally) called "hillbilly bread" halfway between white and whole wheat I guess. little bit better than wonder bread anyway someone's still making it! ![[Linked Image from d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net]](https://d2lnr5mha7bycj.cloudfront.net/product-image/file/large_3f1b183f-6db9-4ef1-8e17-0a93e1115af4.jpg)
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...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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I could live off mayonnaise sammiches for a month, just here in my pole barn I built over my doublewide trailer.
Dukes on wheat bread. On Saturday add Lays and Fritos.
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
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If you self isolate, no one will know you croaked!
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