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I fücked around with some commercial overhead door springs once and ended up with a bruised taint.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Worked for 10 years on a ski area avalanche control team. We would ski around before the area opened to the public with packs full of high explosives (dynamite or TNT) and throw bombs to release snow avalanches. On really big snow days we would fire M20 75mm Recoilless Rifles before going out throwing bombs.
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Was doin' a hot Leftist chick (oxymoron, I know) from behind once and I told her Trump was the best POTUS since Reagan. It was all I could do to hold on for dear life as she tried to buck me off.
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Campfire Oracle
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We used to climb the big commercial grain elevators in town after sundown, we would run and jump the gaps between silos ten story's up.
Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose. It was written to limit the power of government over the individual.
There is no believing a liar, even when he speaks the truth.
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Wifey ask if I thought her butt was getting bigger. I fuuucked up and said yes.
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11' alligator in a 12' aluminum canoe. Most fun I would never have again.
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John 8:12 "I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life."
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I was the last white LDS missionary in Soweto in 94 right before Mandela's election. I saw some stuff go down that I'd have rather not seen. The military stopped me every morning on my way into the slums. They were convinced I was lost and couldn't believe I willing drove in.
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I fücked around with some commercial overhead door springs once and ended up with a bruised taint. Similar to a “Bone” bruise....😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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I fücked around with some commercial overhead door springs once and ended up with a bruised taint. Similar to a “Bone” bruise....😎 Those thing have jacked a few people up!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Back when I was young, nimble and foolish I ran down lava cliffs. Didn’t take long to get to the ocean, but the return trip took awhile.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Went shopping the other day, the fight for toilet paper can be vicious.
A true sportsman counts his achievements in proportion to the effort involved and fairness of the sport. - S. Pope
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