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I was bored this morning, as it's raining again, and I can't do anything outside. So, I decided to drive over the local gas station and fill the truck up, along with a couple of empty cans. As I was putting some gas in my truck, a Toyota Camry pulls up on the other side of the pumps, and a good looking gal about 35 gets out. She comes on my side as say's she'd like to talk to me. She told me she was having a hard time because she gotten laid of her job at O'Charley's and needed gas for her car, and could I help. I was thinking maybe a few dollars worth to get her where she was going. She said that if I'd fill her car up, she'd give me some puzzy. Wow, I thought........well, she is pretty good looking and a $1.90 a gallon, a Camry can't hold all that much, so I thought why not, and I filled her her tank for $37 bucks.
Now, if anyone here would like a free cat, you can have the one she gave me as she drove off.
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I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
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Ass, grass, or gas...someone rode free.
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I can't believe gas is that high down there, it's $1.55/gallon here. You got screwed worse than you thought.
You can roll a turd in peanuts, dip it in chocolate, and it still ain't no damn Baby Ruth.
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I can't believe gas is that high down there, it's $1.55/gallon here. You got screwed worse than you thought.
Nice. It dropped here recently. From $2.95/gal to $2.86/gal Living large, we are!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Wabigoon PM’d you that too?
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Two birds with one stone.
Clever Lady!
Now go home and explain the cat to the Missus.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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I can't believe gas is that high down there, it's $1.55/gallon here. You got screwed worse than you thought.
Nice. It dropped here recently. From $2.95/gal to $2.86/gal Living large, we are! About the same here, can't figure why we are so high here. Kent
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I can't believe gas is that high down there, it's $1.55/gallon here. You got screwed worse than you thought.
$2.05 here!
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Confession time................the only truth to my story was that I did go guy gas and it was $1.90. Thought I'd get a laugh in what is a time in which a lot of people are not laughing. Just added an on old story to mine.
I will say this though, somewhere I imagine there are out of work people who would be desperate enough to do most anything, and is someone that was truly in need had asked me for help, I would have...............................and they could have kept their old cat.
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How was that $40 black p ussy ? Lying a ss 🤣
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'There's a sucker born every minute" P.T Barnum
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'There's a sucker born every minute" P.T Barnum Yeah, you can fool all of the people some of the time, and SOME (including some Campfire members) ALL of the time.
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I knew it was a joke. If it was true, ol' James would still be back at the pumps, acting like he was fillin' his tank......
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I knew it was a joke. If it was true, ol' James would still be back at the pumps, acting like he was fillin' his tank...... That's odd, I had you in the "some" class.
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I was bored this morning, as it's raining again, and I can't do anything outside. So, I decided to drive over the local gas station and fill the truck up, along with a couple of empty cans. As I was putting some gas in my truck, a Toyota Camry pulls up on the other side of the pumps, and a good looking gal about 35 gets out. She comes on my side as say's she'd like to talk to me. She told me she was having a hard time because she gotten laid of her job at O'Charley's and needed gas for her car, and could I help. I was thinking maybe a few dollars worth to get her where she was going. She said that if I'd fill her car up, she'd give me some puzzy. Wow, I thought........well, she is pretty good looking and a $1.90 a gallon, a Camry can't hold all that much, so I thought why not, and I filled her her tank for $37 bucks.
Now, if anyone here would like a free cat, you can have the one she gave me as she drove off. Did you finish the donut?
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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I knew it was a joke. If it was true, ol' James would still be back at the pumps, acting like he was fillin' his tank...... That's odd, I had you in the "some" class. Lighten up James. It was a joke, if I'd posted what you did, I'd have expected the same.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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It's $1.11 and $1.17 at the two lowest and $1.19 to $1.21 at all the rest here.
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It's $1.11 and $1.17 at the two lowest and $1.19 to $1.21 at all the rest here.
Dammm.... 1.79 here. Top of boothill station and dodge,s store up the road.
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