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The most dangerous place on Earth is between Chuck U Schumer and a microphone.

my answer to the OP.... don't ever be between Schumer and a TV camera

Go next Monday afternoon or early Tuesday morning, don't wait until the first,
Trying to shop on or right after mothers day is a mistake

Well he gave a couple body shops working. It’s good for the economy. Positive waves man. Ed k

Stores here have stuff.

Toilet paper and potatoes the two items not seen for last 2 weeks.

Old fuggs and their ice cream, geezer freezer hour.............90% of it is gone.

Hamburger is hammered quick.

Frozen pizzas and TV dinners, gone. Kids home from school. Quick n easy to keep little Billy wearing husky sizes.

Have not been out since I got a cable to run my kids computer, so she could work from home.

Walmart and Meijer parking lots half full.

Meijer was older folks.
Walmart was younger.

As usual.

People were staying well apart from each other both places.

Couple yrs ago geezer forgot which pedal to use, ran their vehicle into credit union wall.
Was another customer between bumper and brick though. Killed em.
Factory town, lots of blue hairs retired.
Add in the women on cell phones driving.

No fuggin way I'd ride a MC in this burg.

Last yr the conv store down the street got a new brick wall..
90 yr old in a Buick took it out.

Pops is almost 80, he's slippin.
Always been a hard ass, b*tchin about other people driving.
Had a burnt orange HHR panel (non SS).

He flubbed a light and got smoked. LOL, ask him about it and he's all "I dunno, chit happens".

Yeah old man, you fugged up.

No big deal really, accidents happen. Not admitting it aint cool.

WTF is it with old people and ice cream?

I can take it or leave it.

My dad treats it like a major food group, he’s 70

Hamburger is understandable

Old people with 3 teeth can just moosh it around in their mouths with them old parrot tongues and get it down

Hey! It’s easy on my choppers! (In best Abraham Simpson voice).

Back in my day ice cream was bigger than dyptheria!

Im lactose intolerant.
Gimme steak and beer.

Dont need no ice cream

boomer here; had a young fellow stitch the rear end of my 2000 SiIverado a few years ago, would not have been too bad but he did it THREE times in about 4 seconds. He must have hit the gas after the first impact, the second was even harder, and the third pretty mild. I was wondering when he was going to stop hitting me.

Back in my day, my grandfather only ever bought “ice milk”

Gawd what a disappointment, like a case of blue balls for your taste buds

After a hard day playing in the pool, had to deal with that cheap chit.

Lmao!

Harbor pilot program is probably a good idea.

The most dangerous place on earth? Get in between my ex wife and the all you can eat Chinese buffet.You ll look like you ve been gored by a Rhino.'Cause you were!

My wife and I went out this morning at 6:30 to our town's one and only grocery (a Hannaford) and the lot was about 1/3 full. There was plenty of ice cream (didn't buy) but still no paper products or disinfectants. We were there to pick up fresh fruit & veggies (lots of them available), milk, yogurt, and lunch stuff. On the way in (in the dark) we had to dodge one guy pulling out without looking or seeing. It was interesting seeing and trying to identify old friends wearing masks (hey is that you Al?). Made me think of the Lone Ranger (who was that masked man?). We brought Clorox wipes with us and wiped down our cart before use and everyone kept their distance. We bagged our own (at our insistence) groceries. First thing we did when we got home was wash our hands.

Last year one of my customers got run over in his bank parking lot. It's in a little strip mall next to a sub shop. He was walking through a parking spot to go into the bank and a woman whips into that parking space and ran over him from behind. He never saw it coming. Luckily he's a skinny guy, but in his 60's. He crawled out from underneath the car as she was getting out and she said, "What are you doing under my car?". She never saw him. There was a couple of police officers sitting in their car eating lunch and watched the whole thing. He is very lucky he didn't get killed. However, he had two broken arms, two broken legs, and some broken ribs. He was in the hospital for a couple of weeks and then laid up at home most of last year and couldn't work.

Our car has only been backed into twice down here in store parking lots. People in FL. have a hard enough time driving frontwards. I can count on seeing someone doing something stupid every time I take the car out on the road.

US 19 between Chassahowiztka and Crystal River in the winter........ after Easter not so bad til about thanksgiving!!!

They're all freakin' nutz.............

Deuce and a quartuh [/quote]

Haven’t head that in a coons age!!!